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jul 18th
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...
57-year-old Patricia Carlson of Kimberly, who was driving her car a week ago Wednesday near East Kennedy Avenue and Washington Street in Kimberly where Outagamie County road crews were busy laying asphalt in a clearly marked construction zone. There were even two flag operators directing traffic around the roadwork.
But that did not deter Ms. Carlson, who passed right by the first flag operator and continued on until she was stopped by the second who literally stood in front of her car and told her, "You can't drive through here."
But our intrepid and determined motorist just got madder still, yelled at the worker, stepped on the gas and hit the flagwoman with her car. She then jumped out of the way as Carlson proceeded to drive over the freshly laid asphalt and then fled the scene...but not before workers got her license plate number.
The female worker suffered bruises to her legs and Carlson faces several charges.
So...
For possibly exchanging the orange construction barrels she ignored for an orange jump suit she won't be able to,
for proving that fines go up in work zones but  IQ points apparently do just the opposite and
for putting the ASS into Asphalt,
we are proud to name.... 57-year-old Patricia Carlson of Kimberly, who is the dip in the Dip Ahead sign on her street, as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:20 am Comment On This Post

jul 16th

July 7th City of Shawano
Two 911 calls were logged that were believed to of been placed by the same person. On the first call, no one spoke and all dispatchers could hear was the sound of a female singing Bad Company. On the second call, the Poison song Talk Dirty to Me was playing.

July 2nd City of Greenfield
A man called police to report he was being "taunted" by a coyote. He also told police the coyote was after his wife.

June 27th City of Waukesha
Police responded to a disturbance. a responding officer said they did not arrest the man, who was just angry over the CD player in his vehicle not working and was swearing and beating the dashboard.

June 6th City of Shawano
Police were called to the swimming park on South Sawyer Street. A caller complained that a child was throwing mud in the river and had called a lady "fat".

June 5th City of Shawano
A caller told police a drunk man he does not know is pounding on his door and peeing on his porch.

July 2nd City of Waukesha
A woman called police and reported that while she was away some people played with her son's games, messed up her bed and let her cockatoo out.

June 10th City of Beaver Dam
A West Davis Street resident told police his neighbor was swearing at him. An officer talked to the neighbor and he said he swore at the caller because the caller kept looking at him. The officer advised the two men to avoid contact with each other.

July 9th Town of Emmett
A woman called police to report her daughter was "out of her mind". The woman explained to the police that she believed this because her daughter wanted to move to California to be with her boyfriend. Police explained that there is no law against making bad decisions and no further action was taken.
posted by: Rick and Len at 8:32 am Comment On This Post

jul 16th

June 23rd, Fox Cities
A woman reported last month that someone tried to enter her apartment. She was on the couch when she heard a series of bangs and the door burst open. The man at the door said, “Oh, I’m looking for the laundry room.” He then left the complex.

June 7th, City of Menasha
A caller reported a fire raging in a trash can next to a port-a-potty. Witnesses were unable to smother the fire before it reached the port-a-potty and it was fully engulfed when the fire department arrived.

June 24th, City of Neenah
A woman told police that while mowing the lawn, some grass blew to her neighbor’s lawn. As she was raking the grass back onto her own lawn, her neighbor told her to get off his lawn.

May 31st, City of Menasha
A man told police that another man came out of his house and threatened to beat him up and break his jaw for mowing the lawn without permission.

June 7, City of Neenah
A caller in the 900 block of Sixth Street reported she had $10 in quarters taken from her apartment some time during the last few days. She didn’t know who took it as several people had been to her apartment and she leaves her door unlocked when she is gone.

July 1st, Fox Cities
A woman reported that she tried to purchase a dog over the Internet. The money apparently was wired to an address in New York, but it was determined that it had been picked up in Minnesota. The woman says she has received neither the dog...nor a refund.

June 28, City of Neenah
Around 2 a.m., a caller reported a vehicle had been in a parking lot for quite a while. Officers found out it was a male waiting to pick up his sister from Country USA.
posted by: Rick and Len at 8:28 am Comment On This Post

jul 3rd


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… the 52-year-old Appleton man who broke at least 12 air conditioner in Appleton and is believed to have also broken air conditioners in both Neenah and Menasha. The man allegedly rode his bicycle around the area in order to rip control switches out of the a-c units. When asked why, the man reportedly told police he just doesn’t like air conditioners.

So,

For doing the dumbest, most inexcusable thing a guy with TWO balls has done on a bicycle in recent years.

For leaving more people in heat than videos of Kate Upton jumping on a trampoline.

And for doing the dumbest thing anyone has done in Appleton since voters reelected Tim Hanna.

We are proud to name the “I don’t like air conditioners” guy as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:37 am Comment On This Post

jun 30th

June 28th City of Appleton
Police arrested a 52-year-old man they believe is responsible for damage and vandalism to numerous air-conditioners in Appleton, Menasha and probably Neenah. The man allegedly spent recent nights riding his bicycle around the area and randomly ripping the control switches out of the air conditioning units. The man reportedly told officers he committed the acts because he just doesn't like air-conditioners.

June 17th City of Waukesha
A resident called police to complain that his neighbors were leaving cooked chicken on his back patio.

June 19th City of Greenfield
A resident called police and reported his daughter bought an unopened package of egg rolls at the grocery store and when he took a bite, he bit into a bullet that was inside one of the egg rolls. The resident confirmed the packaging was intact before he opened it and there were no incidents at his house where a bullet could have become lodged in an egg roll.

June 8th City of Germantown
A resident reported that the house across the street from him just had some windows shot out by a BB gun. The responding officers found numerous holes in several windows. The homeowner told police he suspects the caller might be responsible for the vandalism, but the caller would not speak with police. Later in the day, the homeowner called police to report his neighbor, who was the initial caller, had a mask on and was pretending to cut off another subject's head and leg with a chainsaw while staring at the homeowner.

June 23rd City of Oak Creek
A woman called 911 to report there were two juvenile males in the parking lot wearing clown masks and carrying clubs. Police located the suspects, who stated they were just goofing around during a sleepover. They were warned by police not to scare their neighbors.

June 14th Village of Thiensville
Police responded to a report of an intoxicated man running down the highway wearing only boxer shorts at 3:30 AM. Police return the man to his home.

June 16th City of Waukesha
A possible domestic disturbance was reported by a neighbor. The caller believed a male and female were fighting. However, all police found was a family watching Team USA play its first match of the World Cup. The family told police that USA's goal in the first minute of play sent cheers and screams through the house.

June 18th City of Waukesha
Police responded to a report of an extremely drunk man at the Speedway station. The man told police he didn't want any trouble just pizza rolls and chocolate milk.

June 19th City of Waukesha
A caller notified police of an intoxicated person who came into the Civic Theatre about 11:45 AM trying to sell a chair. The caller told officers the man-made threatening statements when he couldn't find anybody to buy it.

June 25th City of Beaver Dam
Police responded to a report from an employee at Carmike Cinemas of a kitten running loose in the movie theater.

June 25th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man called police and reported a neighbor woman spying on him through a knot hole in a wooden fence.

June 26th Village of Custer
A woman reported that a man used counterfeit money to buy a large bag of cotton candy.

June 24th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A resident called police to report a woman making children drink dirty water to teach them a lesson.

June 24th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A caller reported a little girl in a swimsuit running up to the corner and waving at cars. The caller told police the little girl was scaring traffic.

June 27th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police and reported she woke up in the morning and found a ski boat in her driveway. She told police the ski boat was in her driveway all day, and she didn't know who it belonged to.

June 23rd City of Wisconsin Rapids
Officers saw two people in Poplar Springs Park. The officers spoke to the two men who told them they had nothing to do, so they were looking around the cemetery to see if it is haunted.

June 21st Town of Grand Rapids
A woman called police to report her husband was throwing shoes at her vehicle while she was sitting inside.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:44 am Comment On This Post

jun 25th



Did you hear about the guy in Wisconsin Rapids who left town for a few days and came home and found his neighbor sold his Jeep to a salvage yard? What a douchebag! Here's some signs YOUR neighbor MIGHt be a douchebag!

SIGNS YOUR NEIGHBOR IS A DOUCHEBAG 

If he not only lets his dog poop in your yard, he arranges the turds to spell out nasty insults about your mother…your neighbor might be a douchebag. 

If he leaves his Christmas tree lights up so long, your kid tripped over the cord while trick or treating… your neighbor might be a douchebag. 

If the weeds in his yard are more overgrown than a 70’s porn star’s thatch… your neighbor might be a douchebag.

If he leaves his bedroom window open while having loud, noisy, raucous sex…with your wife… your neighbor might be a douchebag. 

If he has more junk in his yard than Kim Kardashian has in her trunk… your neighbor might be a douchebag. 

If he has more junk in his yard than Kim Kardashian has had in her mouth… your neighbor might be a douchebag.

If the noises coming out of his home or garage are even more unpleasant and unlistenable than those coming from a field just off 41 southwest of Oshkosh for the next 4 days… your neighbor might be a douchebag.

If while you are out of town he calls a salvage yard and sells your jeep for scrap without your knowledge…you neighbor is definitely a douchebag!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

jun 23rd


June 15th City of Waupun
A woman told police her child just came rushing home from Wilcox Park and told her that a female at the park was taking all her clothes off. Police found the female, who was not taking her clothes off, she was wearing short black shorts which the child mistook for underwear.

June 10th City of Waukesha
A woman called police and claimed her boyfriend stole $350 million from her. She also told police she forced a cat to lick him all night long because he is a sex addict.

June 5th City of Waukesha
A resident called police to report his trash can was knocked over at his home which he said hasn’t happened in 28 years. The caller told police he thinks someone intentionally knocked the trash can over as a threat.

June 17 Town of Saratoga
A woman called police and reported her sister keeps calling her over and over and filled up her voice mail.

June 17th City of Oak Creek
A woman who was allegedly abusing prescription medication was transported to the hospital after she reportedly spread feces on the carpet and wall of her boyfriend’s residence. The woman later left the hospital, dressed only in her undergarments, and walked back to her boyfriend’s house, where she screamed at responding police officers.

June 15th City of Beaver Dam
A  68-year-old woman told police a man with a beard was looking through her sock drawer.

June 12th City of Waukesha
A caller told police he found a drunk man in his car. When he encountered the intruder, the drunk man took a canister of carpet cleaner out of the vehicle and fled.

June 12th City of Greenfield
An employee at Cousin’s Subs reported an older man was hanging around the business for several hours bothering customers, pulling cups out of the outside garbage area and filling them with soda.

June 6th City of Waukesha
A woman called police and reported that she smelled marijuana and believed her neighbor may be smoking it . The resident said he wasn’t smoking weed but, rather was just burning “dragon’s blood” incense.

June 8th City of Waukesha
After receiving a noise complaint, police busted a party where multiple people were playing strip beer pong.

June 18th City of Waupun
A resident called police after discovering an intoxicated naked woman lying in the grass in front of her apartment. The 47-year-old woman told police she was lying in the grass because she tripped on a step at the apartment complex and hurt her ankle. The woman apparently, however, did not explain why she was naked.

June 14th City of Franklin
A woman reported to police that someone took their flag off their flag pole, folded it and placed it on their porch. The resident stated they believed it was a response to a letter her husband had written to the newspaper.

June 9th City of Waukesha
A customer at BMO Harris Bank was cited for disorderly conduct for allegedly saying she was coming to the bank with a gun. The suspect told police she never mentioned a firearm to the person she was speaking with and if she said anything about wanting to go to the bank with a gun, it was while she was on hold listening to the hold music playing. She apologized and said she doesn’t even own a gun.

June 10th City of Greenfield
A resident called 911 to report a man was causing problems at his apartment and stole his snake. Police made contact with the man, who told them he had taken a snake from the residence because he was concerned about its care and wellbeing. The man eventually agreed to return the snake to its rightful owner.

June 17th Town of Grand Rapids
A caller reported a couple was arguing and the man had thrown their wedding photos in the garbage.

June 10th City of Oak Creek
Police responded to a report of six teenage boy repeatedly dropping their pants to expose their bare buttocks to employees inside Sonic.

June 6th City of Waukesha
A caller told police she heard a mom screaming and a child crying. Responding officers found the child was crying because of a sliver and the mom was screaming in frustration while trying to remove it.

June 8th City of Brown Deer
Police responded to a call from a man who reported a neighbor stole his newspaper. The neighbor denied “taking” the paper, saying he was just reading their sports section.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:18 am Comment On This Post

jun 16th


June 12th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man called 911 to report that after he complained about bad service from a pizza delivery business and insisted on a replacement, the delivery driver threw the replacement order at him, leaving hot pizza on the caller’s chest. A representative from the pizza business said the man threatened employees.

June 7th City of Menasha
A Brighton Beach Road caller reported a fire raging in a trash can next to a port-a-potty. Witnesses were unable to smother the fire before it reached the port-a-potty and it was fully engulfed in flames by the time the fire department arrived.

June 12 Village of Bonduel
A caller notified the sheriff's department of seeing two males walking on Highway 47 while playing guitars and wearing backpacks. The caller told deputies he thought this seemed suspicious.

June 11th City of Shawano
Police were called to a South Lincoln Street residence where some children kicked a ball into a woman's yard. The woman reportedly came out and yelled at the children for kicking the ball into her yard. The call to police was placed by a witness was wondering if it was illegal for someone to swear at children.

June 8th City of Marshfield
A 21-year-old man called the police department to turn himself in for a probation violation for drinking. The man was cooperative and said he just wanted to get away from his friends.

June 12th Village of Wittenberg
Deputies were called to a Witt-Birn Townline Road residence. The caller indicated that his nephew who was staying with him was out for the evening and left his fan on upstairs. The caller said he wanted the fan turned off. A deputy was dispatched to the home and turned off the fan.

June 12th City of Beaver Dam
A 20-year-old man told police he saw someone driving a lawn tractor on East South Street was pulling people that were riding on a skateboard.  Police warned the 17-year-old tractor driver for creating a traffic hazard.

June 8th City of Shawano
Police responded to a report of three foulmouthed naked women who running, yelling and swearing near the boat landing across from the Washington Inn.

June 8th Town of Seneca
A man called police to report finding a beer can at the end of his driveway.

June 5th City of Oak Creek
Police were called to the Tri-City National Bank where a customer having difficulties with the ATM machine began swearing loudly. When a bank employee asked the woman to quiet down, she told the employee she was going to "shoot her like they do in the movies".

June 9th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A resident called police and reported her nose burning and being unable to figure out what was going on. The caller wanted police to drive through the area and smell the air.

May 28th City of Brown Deer
A woman was arrested for disorderly conduct and damage to property after she broke a TV, threw items around the house and poured detergent on her boyfriend's bed. The woman said he had cheated on her and after she confronted him, he took her clothes outside and poured bleach on them. When police arrived, they found what appeared to be blood on a wall. Upon closer inspection, the blood turned out to be pizza sauce. The woman admitted to police that she had, in fact, thrown a pizza against the wall.

June 3rd City of Greenfield
A resident called police to report that every time she goes out of town her neighbor walks in her yard, and she wanted police to talk to her neighbor. Officers made contact with the neighbor and advised her not to walk on her neighbor's lawn without permission.

June 12th City of Marshfield
A 53-year-old woman called 911 and reported a burglary at her home. After clearing the home and not finding any suspects at the scene, police noticed inconsistencies with the woman’s account of the events leading up to the 911 call and neighbors’ observations. The woman eventually admitted to police that she had staged the burglary to get the attention of her husband, who she believes is having an affair.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:46 am Comment On This Post

jun 13th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Wisconsin Senator Ron Johnson. This week, in a show of bi-partisan cooperation in congress, something as rare as a virgin Kardashian, Democrat and Republican lawmakers joined together to pass a bill that will allow veterans who live more than 40 miles from the nearest VA medical center or who cannot get an appointment quickly at their local VA facility to receive care from the Medicare provider of their choice. The senate voted 93 to 3 in favor of the bill. Guess who was one of the three who voted against it? That’s right. Our senator Ron Johnson who thinks that doing right by our veterans costs too much.

So,

For not realizing that the cost of war cannot be paid with IOUs.

For being writer Oscar Wilde’s very definition of the word “cynic”, a person who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing.

For being afraid that the program could cost an arm and a leg…without realizing the irony that the reason some of our veterans need the medical care in the first place is that their service to this country has literally already cost them just that and in some cases even more.

We are proud to name Wisconsin Senator Ron Johnson as this week’s Rick and Len…WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:21 am Comment On This Post

jun 6th



We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenie of the Week…a woman who absconded with an oversized officially licensed replica Packer Super Bowl Ring during a fundraiser for the Special Olympics at Jug’s Hitching Post Saloon & Grill in Washington County. The ring was the property of Steve “The Owner” Tate is one of the Packer’s most recognizable fans and a fixture at Packers-related charity events around Wisconsin where he is always seen wearing a Bart Starr home jersey and a Cheesehead bearing the words “The Owner.”

So,

For going to a charity event and stealing a replica ring which makes her a genuine a-hole.

For not understanding the meaning of the word Owner. He’s Steve “The OWNER” Tate, not Steve the LOANER Tate. You’re NOT the owner. He’s the Owner. It says so right there on his Cheesehead!

And for actions that I’m sure leads authorities to believe she must be stealing it for a member of the Minnesota Vikings because that’s the only way they’ll ever get a Super Bowl ring.

We are proud to name the woman who stole Steve “The Owner” Tate’s oversized replica Packer Super Bowl ring DURING A CHARITY EVENT as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:43 am Comment On This Post

may 27th


May 25th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police and reported someone stole a cement badger from her yard and replaced it with a cement dog.

May 20th City of Shawano
A resident notified police of receiving an unusual phone call. Someone had called their home and left a message saying "There is blood everywhere. Two people will die tonight". The resident told police that using their caller ID they returned the call and informed the caller that they must have left the message at the wrong number.

May 6th City of Marshfield
An officer responded to a report of a video on Facebook showing a 16-year-old boy consenting to the cold water challenge. The officer located the teenage boys responsible for the video who told them they “wanted to ‘step up’ the cold water challenge” so they started a bicycle on fire and rode it into a pond. The next day they went back to the pond and the 16-year-old consented to putting on multiple layers of clothing and having the outer layer started on fire before he jumped into the water. No one was injured but police warned the boys about negligent handling of burning materials.

May 25th Village of Hustiford
A woman called police to report that her neighbor moved her fire pit and is now following her around with a weed eater while she's trying to talk outside on the phone.

May 14th city of Waukesha
A resident called police to report two people "making out" in a vehicle. The caller told officers that the vehicle was parked on the street for the past 20 minutes and the windows were too fogged up for them to see inside to find out what was going on. Responding officers found the vehicle was unoccupied but had tinted windows.

May 22nd Town of Beaver Dam
Police responded to a report of a woman chasing geese with a rake. Responding officers told the woman to “stop it”.

May 5th Village of Jackson
A  mother called police to report that as her 12-year-old son was walking home from the Community Center, another 12-year-old walked up and slapped him in the face, without provocation. When interviewed, the boy said that he had been egged on by a girl to do it. After speaking to the parents and the victim, the two 12-year old boys reportedly shook hands and became friends again.

May 20th Village of Sigel
The new owners of a home called police and reported the former tenants returned to the home and used weed killer to create a giant swastika in their yard.

May 24th City of Shawano
A woman called police to report her sister threw a pizza at her.

May 15th City of Waukesha
A woman called police to report she was slapped in the back of the head by a male co-worker. The accused assailant admitted his actions to police but told them he only slapped the coworker in the back of the head because his manager told him she would give him a dollar if he did so.

May 17th City of Oak Creek
A woman called police to report a housekeeper at the Red Roof Inn walked into her room and saw her naked. When the responding officer arrived at the hotel, he found the caller was the subject of two outstanding warrants and promptly arrested her.

May 12th Village of Jackson
Officers were dispatched to the Piggly Wiggly regarding a 29-year-old man who was throwing cans inside the store because his mother would not buy him beer. After his mother refused to buy him beer, the man allegedly started swearing at her and threw a beer can across the store that burst open after hitting the wall in front of the Guaranty Bank. The man claimed that his mother had slapped a beer out of his hand but couldn’t explain how it had flown across the store.

May 23rd Village of Nekoosa
An anonymous caller reported two men selling marijuana door to door.

April 27th City of Neenah
A caller reported that a physical fight was taking place. Officers found several intoxicated people, including one woman who had a chipped tooth and was bleeding. She said she could not remember how she got hurt. Three of the people involved were offered a ride home by police or told to call a cab. They told police they would call a cab, but an officer saw them leave in their vehicle so he stopped the car and cited the driver for operating while intoxicated.

May 20th Town of Seneca
A man reported a truck had been parked on The side of the road for several days. A deputy found the owner coming out of the woods with a turkey.

May 19th City of Shawano
Police received a report of a woman in her 20s or 30s on East Green Bay Street wearing a black dress and sunglasses kicking her legs in the air in an attempt to stop passing cars.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:15 am Comment On This Post

may 23rd


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week…the Appleton City Council who despite its success in other Wisconsin cities and support from the Appleton Chief of Police voted this week to outlaw pedal pubs in the city.

So,

For bolstering Appleton’s reputation as the city where fun goes to die.
For not understanding that when you outlaw pedal pubs, only outlaws will have pedal pubs.

For proving that while drinking in Appleton in downtown acceptable, exercise will not be tolerated.   

We are proud to name members of the Appleton City Council as this week’s Rick and Len Show….WEENIES OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:45 am Comment On This Post

may 19th


April 29th City of Chilton
A caller reported a "bloody man" was walking around a store on East Chestnut Street. The man told responding officers, "This is what happens when you help your kids".

May 5th Town of Menasha
Police responded to a report of a 49-year-old Menasha man and a 51-year-old Appleton man fighting. The Appleton man was reportedly standing in a driveway when the Menasha man slowly drove in the driveway approaching the Appleton man and stopping when his car struck the man. Being struck by the car upset the Appleton man who approached the driver and punched the car and the two men proceeded to punch and kick one another.

May 3rd City of Chilton
Police received reports of an older gentleman rollerblading in the middle of the road on Madison Street. The man told responding officers he thought what he was doing was legal and said he was just entertaining the traffic.

May 15th City of Shawano
A mother called police to report a girl on her son's school bus called her son fat.

May 13th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A resident reported a man outside “doing karate” to very loud music and yelling at houses. Officers warned the man and later arrested him when he wouldn’t stop yelling.

May 4th City of Chilton
Police responded to a report from someone on Riverview Heights Court of a completely naked elderly man outstanding in a field.

May 8th City of Oak Creek
Police responded to an anonymous report of an angry goose.

May 3rd City of Cudahy
A 50-year-old man was arrested for violating terms of his probation by visiting his ex-girlfriend’s apartment. The man said he knew he was violating the probation terms by visiting her, but told police “the woman is crazy and the sex is amazing.”

May 6th City of Oak Creek
A 40-year-old man was cited for operating while intoxicated after his car struck a fence outside a home. According to police reports the man behaved in a bizarre manner while in custody and was wearing a football helmet while urging police to hire him as an undercover officer.

May 3rd City of Waukesha
Police responded to a report of a suspect trying to enter a business. However, the man, who was highly intoxicated, told police he was not trying to gain entry but rather was just urinating on the door. Police attempted to locate a urine spot to verify the man’s story but were unable to do so due to wet conditions.

May 14th City of Beaver Dam
A woman called police and reported that a bartender at a local tavern ripped a $10 bill in half. When an officer arrived, the bartender admitted he had ripped the $10 bill in half as a joke, then, taped it back together and placed it in the cash drawer. The bartender apologized for his actions.

May 7th City of Waukesha
A woman reported her cat was taken from her apartment. When police asked her details about her cat and its whereabouts, the woman became irritated, said the questions were “stupid” and hung up.

May 11th City of Marshfield
An employee of a business called police because there was an unsupervised 4-year-old child in their store. Store employees determined the child and his 8-year-old brother had been inside the store without a parent and the older child had left by himself. The mother of the 4-year-old was contacted and she told the store employee she was busy cooking dinner and did not have time to come get her child.

May 11th City of Wisconsin Rapids
Police received a call reporting a vehicle driving in circles in the technical college parking lot. Responding officers discovered it was a father who was having his daughter practice her driving skills.

May 11th Town of Saratoga
Officers responded to a report of children putting their toys in the middle of the road on Highway 73 so they could watch them get run over by cars.

May 10th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police and reported she was hosting a family gathering at her home when her neighbor came over uninvited and now wouldn't leave.

May 10th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A bartender called police and told them a man was outside the tavern talking to inanimate objects. Police told the man to leave and not come back.

May 10th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A caller told police “a kid keeps pacing in front of the house and they want him to go home.” Police talk to the boy and his cousin and they went home.

May 5th City of Whitefish Bay
Police were called after a man was seen in his front yard “practicing his bull whip” and it “looked suspicious”. According to the police report, the man “was not using the bull whip in a threatening manner” and no citations were issued.

May 5th City of Greenfield
A resident called police to report seeing a limping raccoon. They told police they feared the raccoon's limp would make it difficult for him to climb trees.

May 9th City of Greenfield
A 911 caller reported two elderly females were arguing with staff at the American Legion Post after they were allegedly caught cheating at bingo. The women then reportedly went outside and started yelling and banging on the windows. The disruptive bingo cheaters were last seen traveling eastbound in a silver Ford Expedition. Police were unable to locate the women.

May 9th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A caller from an elementary school told police that several children had complained that a 12-year-old male was hanging around the playground area and “flipping off” the students.

May 11th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man called police to report his neighbor was calling him names. Officers warned both men to “be nice to each other".
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:33 am Comment On This Post

may 12th


May 10th City of Marshfield
A 41-year-old man reported an unidentified man left three dead snakes at the rear entry of The Swamp Bar.

May 10th City of Wausau
Police arrested a 22-year-old man on charges of recklessly endangering safety after a 911 caller reported that a man was walking down the street and shooting at trees.

April 27th City of Waukesha
A caller got into a verbal altercation with the manager at George Webb Restaurant  after he allegedly found a screw in his French fries. The complaint was found to be unsubstantiated and the manager wishes to ban the customer from the restaurant for life.

May 5th Town of Beaver Dam
A 14-year-old girl called police to report that her father pulled her hair in an effort to get her out of bed and go to school. Police agreed the girl should get out of bed and go to school but suggested methods other than pulling her hair to get her to do so.

May 1st City of Oak Creek
Police were called to Oak Creek Middle School where a student was allegedly showing a close-up picture of a vagina on his cellphone to other students. The picture was deleted from the cellphone prior to police arrival.

April 21st City of Brown Deer
Police were called to Mutual Bank were a man upset about a fee charged to his account allegedly threw some paper.

April 25th City of Waukesha
Officers responded to a report of people in front of a residence holding a sign that read "Honk and we will drink" to passing drivers. Police told the people it was okay to hold up the sign but to not yell at traffic.

April 25th City of Waukesha
A group of men with open intoxicants were yelling at another group of men who were urinating in public for breaking the law. Members of both groups of men were cited by police.
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may 9th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Green bay Mayor Jim Schmitt, who while he has always had full, and bushy eyebrows, has apparently let them grow to frightful proportions. If recent media coverage of Green Bay’s ongoing negotiations with Wall Mart has proved anything, it’s that two wooly caterpillars are apparently hibernating above the mayor’s eyes.

So,

For letting his eyebrows get wilder and hairy than a 70’s porn star’s cooch.

For demonstrating to the world that somebody must have put his eyebrow trimmer on a high shelf.

And for proving that when it comes to his eyebrows, the mayor just doesn’t give a pluck.

We are proud to name Green Bay Mayor Jim Schmitt with his frighteningly feral eyebrows as this week’s Rick and Len Show….WEENIE OF THE WEEK!

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may 5th


April 20th Village of Jackson
A 40-year-old woman reported that she was sitting on the couch while her boyfriend was kneeling on the ground in front of her. She told him that she couldn’t trust him anymore and challenged him to log into his Christianmingle.com account to prove that he wasn’t actively searching for other women. He replied that he couldn’t remember his password, got upset, and made an obscene gesture. The man god police that when he made the obscene gesture, the woman grabbed his middle finger and bent it back, causing him pain.

May 1st Village of Bowler
Police responded to a report of a man firing a pellet gun with "his butt hanging out".

April 29th City of Shawano
Police received a call from a man parked in the Shawano Medical Center a lot. The man told police that when he returned to his parked truck he found it was covered in bodily fluids. The police report confirmed that the vehicle was in fact "covered in feces and loogies".

May 2nd City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man called police and reported that were young children hiding somewhere in his house. When police arrived they were unable to find any small children in the home.

April 19th Village of Jackson
An officer stopped a vehicle after a routine computer inquiry indicated that the registered owner was never issued a driver’s license. The 20-year-old woman provided a driver’s license with a photograph and physical description that didn’t match her. While in the back of the squad car, the woman became agitated, started yelling that “This is bull!" and, “You have nothing better to do?”, which police indicate is a common accusation made by people caught doing something stupid.

April 20th Village of Jackson
Officers were dispatched to a Chestnut Court apartment where a mother reported that her sons, ages 14 and 17, had been disrespectful and one knocked over a coffee table in an effort to get out of attending Easter church services.

April 22nd City of Waukesha
A man called police to report finding two packs of Sweet Tarts on his front porch. The man told police he can’t imagine anyone he knows leaving the Sweet Tarts on his porch.

April 22nd City of Greenfield
A woman called police after a driver backed up and almost struck her vehicle in order to get a parking space at Old Country Buffet. The caller stated she honked her horn at the other driver, who then “flipped her off” and told her, “Why don’t you die.” The caller then became frustrated and made sarcastic comments to the other driver. The responding officer could not locate the driver in question, but the caller was advised about exchanging hostilities with other drivers over a parking space.
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may 2nd


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Democratic candidate for Wisconsin governor Brett Hulsey who yesterday announced plans to hand out white Ku Klux Klan-style hoods to Wisconsin Republicans as they gather for their annual convention today. Hulsey, a state representative, called the hood, which he says he made with his daughter’s sewing machine, "A Wisconsin Republican Party hat" and said that "people can interpret it any way they want."

So,

For making a hood that’s apparently just as pointy as his pin head.  

For trying make a Ku Klux Klan hood the “lynch” pin of his campaign which would be his burning cross to bear and could end up grand dragon him down.  

And for not understanding that the only type of hood he needs is a latex one for his penis so doesn’t catch something while doing all this attention whoring.

We are proud to name Democratic candidate for Wisconsin governor and amateur Klan tailor Brett Hulsey as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
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may 1st


A new Gallup Poll show that 50% of Illinois residents wish they lived in another state.


REASONS HALF THE POPULATION OF ILLINOIS WOULD LEAVE IF THEY COULD

10. Sick of being FIBS, would rather move to Ohio and become FOBS.

9. Too hard to drive like an a-hole in state where so does everyone else.

8. Many fear impending earthquake may be set off by the constant rumbling of George Halas continually turning over in his grave for the past 30 years.

7.  Afraid if they get arrested, they may have to share a prison cell with one of their many incarcerated former governors.

6. Years of watching Simon Cowell on TV, makes them want to move to Hollywood where they apparently pay big money for being a rude, arrogant douchebag.

5. Following reports of plans to put the Obama Presidential Library in Chicago, they're afraid someone might start to make them learn how to read.

4. After years of vacationing in Door County and the Wisconsin Dells, would like to try their hands at ruining other lovely tourist destinations.

3. Just want to live in a state with a professional football team.

2. Many getting sick of living among all the creepy Ditka porn ‘staches…even the ones on the guys.

1. Not enough beaches in the state because most of the sand is in their starting quarterback’s vagina.
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apr 21st


April 20th City of Sheboygan
Police were called by a resident who spotted a person throwing something in the river. A responding officer found the person in question was throwing a hook and line into river…and fishing.

April 4th City of Waukesha
A woman called police to report that a couple days ago there was a wooden duck on her porch and didn’t know where it came from. Now, she said, there is a large yellow bag filled with human hair on her doorstep.

April 19th Town of Beaver Dam
An anonymous caller reported a 20-year-old man “having relations” with a12-year-old girl in Crystal Lake Park. Responding officers found the couple were actually both adults and were found in the act of…playing Frisbee golf.

April 10th Village of Elm Grove
A resident called police to report she had a duck in her living room. The woman called back before police arrived to say she had placed a trail of crackers leading to the front door, and the duck Followed the trail and left.

April 17th City of Fox Lake
A 25-year-old woman called police to report being kicked in the side and back by her boyfriend's mother.

April 12th City of Brookfield
Police were called to T.J Maxx where a man was screaming and crying. The man told police he was upset because he couldn’t find his purse. Once police helped the man locate his purse, he was very happy that nothing inside it was missing.

April 19th Town of Rubicon
A caller reported seeing an intoxicated 39-year-old man sitting in a ditch outside of a truck and throwing things at a house.

April 15th City of Shawano
Police responded to a South Main Street resident's Call reporting his neighbors' loud Mexican polka music. The caller told police the neighbors really had the Mexican polka music "cranked".

April 4th City of Waukesha
A McDonald’s employee called police to report a man was threatening other customers with a cup of coffee.

April 17th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police to report that people she lived with damaged her Easter Lily.

February 25th Village of Plover
A man was sentenced for his 10th drunk driving conviction. According to the criminal complaint, the man was arrested when police found him in his truck with its motor running in a gas station parking lot with an open can of beer between his legs and a 12-pack next to him. When police woke the man and asked him if he knew where he was, he told them he was in Fayetteville, Arkansas.

April 14th City of Beaver Dam
A woman at Culver’s called police and reported a dead dog in the roadway. The "dead dog" turned out, in fact, to be a sandbag holding down a "street closed" sign.

April 19th City of Sheboygan
A driver on Highway 28 from Cascade called police to report seeing a truck pulling a trailer holding a 4-wheeler with a child riding atop of it.

April 17th City of Wisconsin Rapids
Police responded to a report of children attempting to kick sleeping ducks.

April 12th City of Waupun
A man called police to report he woke up to find a portable toilet with a dead cat in it on his lawn.
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apr 14th


April 2nd City of Elm Grove
A Walgreens employee called police and reported that a customer who told him she had just arrived by satellite was waving a screwdriver around in what appeared to be a threatening manner. When an officer arrived, the woman told him he looked nice but that she was not threatening anyone with her screwdriver. The woman then told the officer she would now be leaving on her satellite.

April 7th City of Oshkosh
Police responded to a report of a shot accidentally fired during struggle in an apartment over an AK-47 assault rifle. Three men were charged in connection with the incident. One of the men told police that he had done a “decent amount of cocaine” that night because he was “into cocaine and white women.”

March 31st City of Waukesha
Police were called to a home where a woman reported that her microwave exploded on her. Police found the explosion just a popping sound made by the potatoes in her beef stew.

April 6th city of Shawano
A South Union Street woman called police to report that after she told her downstairs neighbor she should change her cats' litter box more often, the woman sent her a nasty text message.

March 17th City of Delafield
Employees at the PDQ food store called police to report a 29-year-old man who was acting unusual in the store. When police arrived, the man was sitting in his car dancing to music. His vehicle was stopped, and he passed a field sobriety test. There was no evidence of controlled substance use, and he was warned for a signal violation.

April 7th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A judge sentenced a 31-year-old Marshfield man to five days in jail after the man drove drunk…to his alcohol assessment class.

April 5th City of Marshfield
A 25-year-old Lac du Flambeau woman was caught in the act of taking a bag of pistachio nuts. An employee of the store confronted the woman and the nuts were recovered.

March 22nd Town of Jackson
Police responded to a report of a domestic squabble at an apartment building. When they arrived, they were told that the fight began when the man came home intoxicated and asked the woman to marry him and she became angry because she needed to get up for work in three hours.

April 6th City of Waupun
Police were called to Walgreens where a customer was trying to return a gallon of milk but had no receipt. When he was denied, the man got mad, threw the gallon of milk down and left the store in a huff.

March 25th City of Chilton
Police responded to a report of a suspicious situation on East Walnut Street where "pajama bottoms and girly pictures" were found above a ceiling tile in the bathroom of a school.

March 30th City of Menasha
A man on Racine Street reported that someone tried to steal his business sign. He confronted the would-be thief who said he was stealing it for a bet and put the sign down.

April 7th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A driver called police to report seeing a hitchhiker who was making obscene gestures at passing cars.

April 6th City of Marshfield
Police were called to break up an altercation at the movie theater. A 40-year-old man was at a movie with his son during which he told the responding officer that someone seated behind him kept bumping into the back of his seat, about five times. He said that he told them to stop but it continued. The man admitted to throwing some popcorn at the woman behind him after, or at about the same time, he allegedly was punched or backhanded with an open hand against the left side of his mouth by the 67-year-old woman. The man confronted the man seated with the 67-year-old woman and grabbed the man’s shirt collar pulling him towards the front of the theater.

March 31st City of Franklin
A resident called police to report someone had vomited in their gas tank.

April 8 City of Beaver Dam
A man called police to report that the neighbor woman was up on the roof of her house swearing down at him and his kids.

March 9th Town of Jackson
An employee of the Comfort Inn called police to report that guests had refused to stop smoking in a room and needed to be removed. She also told police that when employees knocked on the door to tell the people they had to leave, a woman replied, “I want to get high first”.

April 3rd City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police and reported someone selling meat came to her father's home, entered the house, sat on the floor, used the bathroom and asked for a drink of water.

April 5th City of Greenfield
A resident called 911 to report that he thinks his neighbors are "hiding something" because they refused to allow him to take some branches they had on their property. He was cited for misuse of 911.

April 4th City of Stevens Point
Police arrested a shoplifter after he was caught in the act of attempting to steal underwear, chewing gum, jumbo steaks, energy drinks and Yu-Gi-Oh cards.

April 8th Town of Beaver Dam
A resident contacted police to report that a man came to his house last night and took all his clothes because he owed the man $80. The man told him he had until tomorrow to pay up or else.

March 31st Town of Menasha
An officer was requested to assist in the retrieval of a sewing machine that had been loaned to a person on Happy Valley Drive who was now refusing to return it. The officer spoke with the borrower, who initially was hesitant to identify herself, and ultimately refused to return the sewing machine or divulge its current location.

April 2nd City of Portage
Police were called to Wal-Mart where three women were yelling and swearing so loud in the pharmacy section that could be heard in the lawn and garden department.

April 7th Wood County
A driver called police to report that every morning the same man at the same intersection makes the same obscene gesture at him.
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