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jun 20th 2017

The nice gentleman in the picture is suing the Chicago Bears because this past season they banned him from appearing on the edge of the field during pregame warmups in all his Packer paraphernalia.


10. Impersonating a professional football team, obviously.

9. Leaving wet clumps of vajayjay sand on Lambeau every time Cutler played here.

8. To seek reimbursement for optical bills incurred by fans who attended games in Chicago and had to look at that eye sore they call a stadium.

7. For their fans coming to our state and defiling Green Bay, Door County and the Dells with their putrid FIB stank.

6. Seeking damages incurred to the Lambeau visitor’s locker room by flooding from post-game Cutler tears.

5. Want settlement to repair structural damage to buildings throughout the upper Midwest caused by the earth quaking when George Halas rolls over in his grave every time the Bears lose to the Packers at home.

4. For years they had a coach whose poor performance sullied the good name of Mrs. Thurston Howell the 3rd.

3. For the pain and suffering caused by Mike Ditka making that style of moustache so popular in Chicago, poor Wisconsinites can't tell if they're meeting a Bear fan or a gay 70's porn star.

2. They want reparations for injuries sustained to hundreds of thousands of fans' tympanic membranes when, in mass, they jammed pointy objects in their ears to avoid listening to the Super Bowl Shuffle.

1. Just trying to recover cost of all the daggers Wayne Larrivee has gone through announcing Packer-Bear games. For their fans coming to our state and sullying Green Bay, Door County and the Dells with their putrid FIB stank.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:37 am Comment On This Post

jun 19th 2017

June 11th City of Waukesha
A 32-year-old prostitute (pictured) allegedly stabbed a 70-year-old man with whom she had agreed to have sex for money. The woman stabbed the man in the shoulder after they had sex and he attempted to pay her with two dollars in quarters and a pair of edible panties. The man said he didn't have any more money. The woman saw that the man had two additional pairs of edible panties and asked for those as payment. The man refused to give the woman the additional edible panties, that cost nine dollars each, because he said they were for other women. After stabbing the man, the woman fled with one pair of the edible panties.

June 9th Town of Union
A 36-year-old man became the first person ever arrested in the three-year history of the Blue Ox Music Festival. The man was arrested after he was found in a restricted area, "lying on the ground like he was on the cross on which Jesus hung". When police arrived, the man refused to get off the ground or identify himself. Officers were later able to identify the man from his driver’s license, which bears a photo of him wearing a spaghetti strainer on his head.

June 15th City of Green Bay
Police were called to Kohl's East where a man wearing a blue shirt, khaki pants and baseball hat was putting earrings in his mouth.

June 4th City of Neenah
Two women on Tullar Road were reported as being in the bathroom a long time. When the caller checked the bathroom, she said she found feces smeared ALL OVER. An officer confirmed that it is NOT fecal matter and not as extensive as the caller made it sound. It was actually a spot of mud on the wall about the size of a dinner plate.

June 6th City of Manawa
A woman was arrested after a nearly 3-hour standoff resulting from her anger over her lawn being mowed. After reportedly failing to comply with repeated warnings to clean up her yard and mow the lawn, two city workers were dispatched to do the job. After the job was nearly finished, the woman came running out of the house screaming obscenities and pointing her middle finger at a police officer who was standing by. The woman then went back inside the house and threatened to shoot police officers beginning the three-hour standoff.

June 12th City of Green Bay
Police checked on a man who had been sitting on a park bench all day on Jackson Street and was now swearing AT the storm.

June 10th City of Waukesha
A man in his 20s fell into a food freezer at Walmart while looking at a box of waffles with his eyes closed.

June 15th City of Green Bay
Officers responded to a report of a man on Knoll Terrace dancing outside in his underwear to really loud music.

May 30th City of Franklin
An alert resident contacted police after taking a photo of an 82-year-old man in the act of stealing coupon magazines from area mailboxes. Police attempted to pull the man’s vehicle over, but he sped off and was later taken into custody at his home. Police found coupon magazines belonging to 12 different people inside the suspect's van.

June 11th City of Oak Creek
A group of people who became annoyed by an angry, obnoxious drunken friend dropped the man off in the lobby of the police department.

June 2nd Village of Thiensville
Police were called to a nail salon where he woman was out of control and yelling and screaming at employees. When police arrived, the woman continued to yell and scream and fought with officers injuring two of them in the process. The woman was reportedly angry because the salon was booked and not able to do her nails that day.

June 8th City of Glendale
Two men who robbed a bank in Brown Deer were arrested after they attempted to cut through the front and backyards of a riverfront home in an effort to avoid police and drove their car right into the Milwaukee River.

June 5th City of Port Washington
A woman called police and reported they heard loud pounding and thumping on the door at her residence and she was not expecting anyone. A responding officer found the pounding and thumping was the woman's door blowing in the wind.

June 4th Village of Saukville
A Piggly Wiggly employee called police to report a man shoplifting in the store. Store employees said the man went to the meat department and ordered two fresh chickens and requested that the chickens be wrapped separately in only butcher paper. The man was then seen shoving the two chickens down his pants in the freezer aisle. When police confronted the man, he claimed he had left the chickens in the cheese department. According to police, the chickens were never found.

June 11th Town of Saratoga A woman called police to report a fire in progress. The woman called back several minutes later when she realized that what she thought was fire was just the moon shining through some trees.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:05 am Comment On This Post

jun 16th 2017

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…. Anthony D. Guerrero, a 32-year-old Fond du Lac man who has been charged with making a “terrorist threat” that closed down the city’s only Applebee's for an evening.

According to Fond du Lac police, Applebee's corporate offices in Waukesha contacted them after receiving a letter from an alleged Applebee’s employee who threatened to shoot another person at the Fondy restaurant. The two-page letter contained numerous expletives, and indicated the writer planned to: "gun down the next f’n idiot that crosses the line with me."

After comparing handwriting samples, police cleared the employee whose name was signed to the threat and turned their attention to Guerrero who had had a recent dispute with the that employee. When questioned by detectives, Guerrero admitted to writing the letter, pretending to be the other employee, because he apparently wanted to get the other employee fired or in trouble and because he himself was "having a really crappy day."


For apparently being just as brainless as the Applebee’s wings are boneless.

For reportedly having a mental meltdown that would put Applebee's Triple Chocolate Meltdown to shame.

And for not realizing that if you have a problem with a co-worker you don't try to frame them for making just give them a good ribbing...or in the case of an Applebee's employee...a good riblet-ing.

We are proud to name Anthony D. Guerrero, the Fond du Lac man who confessed to writing a threatening note to Applebee’s, signing a co-worker’s name in an effort to get the co-worker in trouble, as this week’s Rick’s and Len Show….WEENIE OF THE WEEK!

posted by: Rick and Len at 10:23 am Comment On This Post

jun 12th 2017

June 1st City of Waukesha
A woman told police she was afraid her neighbor might injure her or children after her neighbor "whistled a threatening tune from a Clint Eastwood movie" at her.

June 9th City of Neenah
A caller on Lake Street requested police assistance after she had walked away from her car to look at the fire department’s "flashy lights" and now is afraid to walk back to her car because it's dark out.

June 7th City of Weyauwega
A resident called police to request assistance because she was trapped inside her car. The caller’s neighbor’s pet turkeys had completely surrounded the woman's vehicle and wouldn’t let her get out.

June 29th City of Beaver Dam
A woman on Front Street waved down a police vehicle. She told the officer she was upset because her partner was not pulling his weight with chores at home and wanted police to talk to him about it.

May 28th City of Port Washington
Police spoke with four teenage boys after receiving a report of someone finding a slice of cheese on their vehicle and seeing the teenagers run inside a house. The boys removed the cheese.

May 21st City of Menasha
Police were called for a small dog urinating on the caller's vegetable garden.

May 23rd City of Waupaca
Police were called to the Dairy Queen where a male and female were reportedly “out of it”. The male was described as wearing a pink sweatshirt and yoga pants the female was slumped over the Dairy Queen counter.

May 28th City of Waukesha
An anonymous caller reported seeing a woman picking at her skin and believed she must be under the influence of drugs. Officers arrived to find the woman was not on drugs but was merely peeling dry skin off her sunburned legs.

May 28th City of Waukesha.
A man told police he saw what he believed to be three UFOs flying overhead around 10 p.m. According to the police report, the man described the UFOs as "red balls of light" speeding toward the moon and told officers he was concerned for airport traffic safety.

June 7th City of Weyauwega
A resident called police to request assistance because she was trapped inside her car. The caller’s neighbor’s pet turkeys had completely surrounded the woman's vehicle and wouldn’t let her get out.

June 1st Village of Germantown
Police went to a residence after a man reported his neighbor was blowing an air horn to agitate his dogs. Police spoke to the neighbor, who said he was blowing the air horn because the dogs were barking. The neighbor was warned about blowing an air horn, and the caller was warned about his barking dogs.

June 4th City of Greenfield
Police were called George Webb's were a female patron threw a glass of water at a man who had spilled water on her table and then squirted ketchup on a female patron just for fun.

June 7th City of Marshfield
Police were called after an intoxicated man walked into a business three times and each time demanded to know, “what all the hollering was about?"

June 6th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A resident called police after they caught a woman stealing the caller's freshly laundered sheets and pillow cases right off the caller's clothesline.

June 3rd City of Sheboygan
Officers at the county jail were having problems with a prisoner who "wants to pee on everybody".

May 31st City of Antigo
Officers received a call reporting a man who was naked in the window of an area hotel while the caller's daughter had been outside mowing the lawn. Officers talked to the man who admitted to standing in the window naked but said he wasn't doing anything lascivious. Officers spoke with a female who witnessed the subject in the window. She told police she believes the naked man was just watching the girl mowing the lawn.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:23 am Comment On This Post

jun 9th 2017

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… Preston Bierhals, an 18-year-old man who early Sunday morning, while driving home from a graduation party, crashed his car into a light pole in Ashwaubenon, earning his first DUI.

Beirhals already had a suspended license, failed field sobriety tests and blew a .157 on the breathalyzer. The .157 was .036 higher than when he got his second DUI…2 ½ hours later when an officer who was working a traffic detail for a triathlon saw him driving around and recognized him from his arrest earlier in the morning.


For proving that the old adage “if you don’t succeed at first try, try again” doesn’t apply to trying to drive home drunk.

For apparently not realizing the even in Wisconsin, driving while impaired with a suspended license is not one of the three events in a triathlon.

And for getting his second DUI without crashing his car…which, around these parts, is considered learning from your mistake.

We are proud to name Preston Bierhals, the 18-year-old man who Sunday, in just 2 1/2 hours, got his first and second this week's Rick and Len Show WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:33 am Comment On This Post

jun 6th 2017


10. January spearing on Lake Winnebago will be made more difficult as sturgeon are scared off by all the water skiers.

9. Salt purchased for Appleton winter roads will be used to rim Meade Park municipal pool in effort to convert it to Meade Park municipal margarita.

8. Testicle Festival in Dundas will be cancelled due to all the cattle having sweated their balls off.

7. By the time Green Bay alderman Guy Zima gets home from the grocery store, the steaks in his pants will be already broiled.

6. All Oshkosh meth labs will be converted to make sunscreen.

5. After Wisconsin Dells parks close due to lack of water, Fond du Lac will become a popular destination for tourists who just want to splash around in the yellow puddles.

4. To avoid heat stroke, Packers will play the NFC Championship game at Lambeau on anniversary of famed Ice Bowl in just their undies.

3. Residents of homes in Menasha that get shot up by drive-by shooters will be thankful for the additional ventilation.

2. Little Chute Cheese Fest has no choice but to become Little Chute Fondue Fest.

1. When Green Bay Mayor Jim Schmitt is all red-faced it will be from sunburn not just because he's mad at me for revealing he gets all his tiny suits by robbing baby coffins.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:05 am Comment On This Post

jun 2nd 2017

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenies of the Week…whomever is shooting up Menasha. Twice in the last week someone or, more than likely some ones, have done drive-by shootings in Menasha.

In the first case, someone fired seven shots into a home early Tuesday morning, injuring one person. In the second case, someone fired a number of shots at a couple empty vehicles early Thursday morning. Police say the shell casings from the two incidents do NOT appear to match.

And Menasha being the trendsetter it is, the next thing you know, somebody will start shooting up Oshkosh. Wait. What? Are you kidding me? Early this morning someone fired a bullet into a home and vehicle on Sunnyview Road in Oshkosh. Will people JUST STOP SHOOTING THINGS AROUND HERE!


For leaving Menasha riddled with more nasty, gaping holes than have been seen by the staff gynecologist on The View.

For leaving behind more shells than were found when they cleaned all that sand out of Jay Cutler’s va-jayjay.

And for not understanding that if you're going to fire a gun in fire it at Neenah! (JK)

We are proud to name whomever has been shooting up Menasha (and now Oshkosh) with senseless drive-by shootings (this isn't south Chicago for cripes sake!) as this week's Rick and Len Show....WEENIES OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 9:59 am Comment On This Post

may 30th 2017

May 20th City of Greenfield
A resident reported she was possibly the victim of domestic abuse after an argument with her boyfriend. The resident told police she got into a heated argument with her boyfriend about cream of broccoli soup versus cream of potato soup, and which one is better with rice. The woman was advised on the criteria for what constitutes domestic abuse.

May 15th City of Neenah
A Henry Street caller, who was holding a rummage sale, requested police assistance with a baby squirrel who was scaring away potential shoppers.

May 18th City of Antigo
Police stopped a vehicle going 76 miles an hour in a 55 zone on Highway 47. The driver told police he was in a hurry to get to his girlfriend's residence because she had Snapchatted him that she was going to kill herself. Officers spoke to the girlfriend who said she was not suicidal and the boyfriend was probably just trying to get out of a speeding ticket.

May 24th Dane County
Police were called to an accident scene where a 27-year-old driver ran a red light and collided with a van. Nobody was injured. The man told police he ran the red light because God told him to do so. The man explained to police that he weighed the options of stopping at the red light or breaking the law on God’s instructions and running it. In the end, he said he decided to "go with God".

May 11th City of Menasha
A man on De Pere Street called police after his girlfriend woke him up yelling at him because he was snoring and told him to leave. The man did not deny snoring however had paid for a whole month’s rent and wanted some of his money back before he would leave.

May 15th City of Hales Corners
Police were called to McDonald's where a shirtless, intoxicated man was reportedly laying on the ground and wiggling.

May 12th Waupaca County
A resident called police to request they check on someone's well-being. They were concerned about a man in high heels and a skirt that they had seen stumbling and leaning against a building.

May 25th Brown County
A resident called police after seeing a baby wearing a diaper in the back seat of a vehicle while a man and woman were "engaging in relations" in the front seat of the car.

May 25th City of Oshkosh
Officers responded to a report of a vehicle theft at 3:35am on Nebraska Street. Police arrested the perpetrator, a 12-year-old girl who went joyriding without headlights on.

May 23rd City of Marshfield
A 19-year-old woman called police because her 17-year-old brother became enraged when she inadvertently woke him up and he began throwing things.

May 21st City of Wisconsin Rapids
A resident called police after someone created a fake wanted poster with his picture and name on it and began posting it around town.

May 20th City of Antigo
A resident reported that her fiancé just witnessed a man from a neighboring apartment, naked and performing a sex act on a door.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:36 am Comment On This Post

may 26th 2017

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Green Bay Packer safety Jermaine Whitehead who this past week was cited for driving 110 miles per hour with three team mates in the vehicle at 3:39am on I-43 in the Town of Holland in Sheboygan County.

Whitehead told the officer who stopped him that he was going 110mph because he needed to be at Lambeau Field by 8am. By my calculations, he was 83 miles from Lambeau, meaning that at 110 mph, he would have been there in 45 minutes. So, even if practice started at 4:30am, he would have been there on time. In fact, with 3 hours and 21 minutes to go before practice, he could have slowed to 24 miles an hour and still made it there by 8am.


For coming up with an excuse so lame it's probably going to spend most the season on the DL.

For having only appeared as a Packer on special teams but coming up with an excuse that makes it sound like he belongs on the special bus.

And for not understanding that when the Packers said they needed more speed at safety they didn’t mean in a 2014 Chevy Silverado.

We are proud to name Packer safety Jermaine “Mr. Punctual” Whitehead as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:16 am Comment On This Post

may 22nd 2017

May 12th City of Manawa
Someone from the Police Department in Rolla, Missouri, called the Waupaca County Sheriff's Deaprtment and reported receiving a call from a Manawa couple that used to have a dog that sang and danced. The couple requested assistance because the longer sings and dances.

May 14th City of New London
A caller at ThedaCare Physicians on Mill Street notified the sheriff’s department of a man calling, threatening he will come to the clinic, strangle a particular employee, cut off his privates and shove them inside of said employee. Caller believes this is because they will not give him Vicodin.

May 12th City of Waupaca
A caller on North Washington Street reported people are in her house and she doesn’t know who they are. She thinks they may be high on drugs. The night before, the same people may have been at the house partying with the caller’s boyfriend, while she was not home. The caller said she woke up to a girl petting her.

May 5th City of Waukesha
Police removed a man from the YMCA after he told a room full of children and others that he and his new girlfriend were "on a seven-day sex spree" and he just needed to tell someone about it.

May 8th City of Waukesha
A woman told police that she was bitten by a snake and now thought it was inside her body. When officers arrived, the woman clarified that she wasn't sure it it was a snake though she wasn't in pain and refused medical attention.

May 12th City of Elm Grove
A man of undisclosed age was cited for disorderly conduct. According to police, while pulling weeds in his yard, the man’s pants and underwear were pulled down to the top of his legs with his buttocks completely exposed.

May 15th City of Wisconsin Rapids
Police were called to the Kwik-Trip where a man and woman were working together to try to steal a muffin.

May 15th City of Beaver Dam
A resident called police and reported seeing four people wearing clown masks and riding around on tricycles.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:43 am Comment On This Post

may 15th 2017

May 10th City of Appleton
Police responded to a Marquette Street address where a man was reportedly rolling around on the lawn and smacking himself.

May 9th City of Green Bay
A Manitowoc Road resident called police to report that their neighbor came into their home and told them to stop arguing.

May 13th City of DePere
Police responded to Voyager Park after receiving a report of a man yelling at a pole.

May 9th City of New London
A caller told police that she was trying to sell a piece of property and every time a potential buyer comes to see the property, her neighbor comes out and yells at the buyers that they shouldn’t buy the property and tells them that it's on a landfill.

April 25th City of Neenah
A caller on South Commercial Street reported stopping at a gas station and when she went to go in, the door was locked. The open sign indicated the store was open, and she saw a male sitting behind the counter. The male didn't look at her when she attempted to open the door. Police made contact with the employee, who told them he locks the door when he goes to the bathroom and forgot to unlock it when he was done going to the toilet.

May 11th City of Shawano
Police received a report of a woman standing at the end of the road on Estates Lane and shaking her keys at the woods. The caller told police they believe it was the same woman who was shaking her keys at the woods the previous day as well.

May 3rd City of Franklin
A 47-year-old woman was taken into custody for repeatedly banging on her neighbor’s door and ringing the doorbell at about 3:20am. According to police, the woman just wanted her neighbor to give her a cigarette.

May 6th City of Baraboo
Officers responded to a report of a group of children digging what was described as "a very large hole" in volleyball court sand.

May 9th Village of Pewaukee
A man called police to report that he had been using the bathroom at Kwik Trip and he thought a man next to him was using his cell phone camera to take a picture of the caller's penis. The caller gave police the suspect's license plate. When officers contacted the man, he said he hadn't taken any pictures and proved it by allowing officers to examine the photos on his phone.

May 2nd Village of Brown Deer
A 15-year-old girl was cited for disorderly conduct after she “stabbed” another female student with a pencil at the middle school. The girl was reportedly angry because the other girl “kicked a friend’s chair.”

May 10th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police and reported a man standing in the road, pounding on his chest and yelling. The man threw off his shirt and walked down the middle of the street. Confronted police, the man put his shirt back on and told officers he would behave himself. Moments later, the man took his shirt off again and began walking back down the middle of the road. Police arrested the man.

May 4th Village of Germantown
A resident reported that while he was at his dental appointment someone entered his Toyota tundra and absconded with $.75 in change.

March 20th Village of Jackson
A caller reported that a man holding a crowbar was yelling and shouting outside the hardware store. Officers located the 51-year-old man and found that the “crowbar” was actually a guitar stand. The man explained that he needed to buy clamps to repair it, and was yelling and shouting because the hardware store had closed early.

May 14th City of Baraboo
A driver told police he narrowly avoided hitting a pig that jumped out of a truck and almost landed on his vehicle.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:00 am Comment On This Post

may 12th 2017

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Carrie Bernard, the 37-year-old Milwaukee woman who was arrested this past week on suspicion of her 3rd DUI. According to a sheriff’s deputy, when she pulled her over, Bernard had her 8-year-old son on her lap, making him steer the car because she was allegedly too drunk to do so herself.

As the deputy approached the car, the 8-year-old boy reportedly began to cry and said, "I don't want to go to jail, Mommy." Bernard responded by slurring, "You're not going to jail. Just remember her face”, referencing the deputy. “She's the one that did this to us”.

When the deputy asked Bernard to step out of the vehicle, she reportedly refused -- rolling up her window and locking the doors.


For being such a horrible mother, she probably breast fed the kid through a straw.

For exhibiting such bad parenting, putting the kid is foster care at Casey Anthony’s might be an improvement.

And for making the kid sit on her lap and drive while she’s drunk which is the most inappropriate thing a mother can do with that area of her body shy of using it to feed peanut butter to her kid’s dog.

We are proud to name Carrie Bernard, the Milwaukee mom busted for having his 8-year-old kid steer her car because she was allegedly too drunk to drive as this week's Rick and Len Show....WEENIE OF THE WEEK!

posted by: Rick and Len at 10:20 am Comment On This Post

may 8th 2017

May 1st City of Wisconsin Rapids
A resident called police to report that someone on social media claiming to be Osama Bin Laden was threatening to bomb the caller's home.

April 23rd City of Neenah
A caller on Parkside Court reported seeing someone in a vehicle throw garbage out his car window. The caller confronted the subject and told him to pick up the garbage, which he did. When the man left, the caller stated they saw him throw the garbage out the window again. An officer spoke with the driver who admitted he threw the garbage out the window the first time, but that he did not throw it out again. He was warned for littering.

April 24th City of Sheboygan
A resident on Rowe Road called police to report a man had kicked his door repeatedly. When he answered the door, the kicker said he was "chasing the devil" and then left.

April 24th City of Neenah
A Briggs Lane resident called police and reported someone rang their doorbell and left a large, orange traffic barrel on the front porch.

May 2nd City of Sheboygan
A bus driver called police to report a traffic backup caused by the line of people out the door and into the street waiting to buy one dollar subs at Jimmy John's.

April 24th City of Greenfield
Police responded after a caller reported a woman was lying on the sidewalk at about 1:50pm. The woman told the officer she was lying on the sidewalk because she was frustrated that her toilet was continuously running. The officer fixed the woman's toilet.

April 26th City of Menominee Falls
A man was taken into custody for disorderly conduct for allegedly pointing a knife at a female coworker at a healthcare office. The victim told police the man picked up a folding knife on his desk, pointed it at her and told her to get away from him after she asked him, “How ya doin?”.

April 27th City of Brookfield
Police were called to the high school where 2 17-year-old boys who had been bantering with one another before it eventually escalated to striking each other with badminton racquets.

April 26th City of Antigo
Officers responded to a call from a resident reporting that his neighbor dumped around 200 dead fish on his property. The neighbor may be cited for fishing without a license.

April 24th City of Fox Point
Police were called after two men at a pharmacy were seen stuffing bars of Irish Spring down their pants.

April 19th City of Waukesha
A man called at 6:44pm to complain to police that his downstairs neighbor was "whistling too loudly". The man was not whistling when police arrived but officers advised him of appropriate noise levels when whistling.

April 25th City of Wisconsin Rapids
Officers responded to a domestic disturbance that occurred because of an argument about air conditioning.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:43 am Comment On This Post

may 5th 2017

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Sterling Rachwal who this week was arrested this time in Brown County for again molesting horses.

It’s Rachwal’s umpteenth arrest for horse humping in the last 24 years.


For apparently,  when someone told him if he was horny, thinking he should go to a whore’s house that they said he should go to a HORSE house.

For sowing his wild oats with something that actually eats wild oats.

And for not realizing that since he’s sexually attracted to horses, he should just done what Teressa Heinz did and married John Kerry.

We are proud once again name Sterling Rachwal as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:09 am Comment On This Post

may 3rd 2017

Noted area horse humper Sterling Rachwal is back in the news. He was booked Monday on recommended charges of Mistreatment of Animals/Cause Death; Sexual Gratification with an Animal; and Burglary. By my count, this is at least his 4th arrest on similar charges over the last 24 years. It seems to me, you might want to STOP RELEASING HIM! Here's some guidelines to consider...

If his idea of "horsing around" involves actual horses… you might want to keep him locked up.

If he watches the Kentucky Derby like most people watch Porn Hub… you might want to keep him locked up.

If he has had his hand in more horses than an Amish mechanic…you might want to keep him locked up.

If when he says he likes to "do the pony", he's not talking about the 60s-dance craze... you might want to keep him locked up.

If just looking at a bottle of glue gives him a boner… you might want to keep him locked up.

If when he says he's "really going to give it to the mare", he's heading to a stable, not City Hall… you might want to keep him locked up.

If he has ever stood naked and aroused in front of a horse yelling "it's a carrot! It's a carrot!” … you might want to keep him locked up.

And if his collection of My Little Pony dolls seems unusually sticky… you definitely want to keep him locked up.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:34 am Comment On This Post

may 2nd 2017

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may 1st 2017

April 27th Town of Grand Chute
Police were called to Denny's where one customer allegedly threw a paper airplane at another customer. The paper airplane reportedly struck the other customer in the foot. The paper airplane thrower has been permanently banned from this Denny's.

April 23rd City of Greenfield
Police responded a report of 180 oxycodone pills stolen from a residence. The resident told police he was waiting for a “lady friend” to come over and join him in the shower when the theft occurred. Later the man admitted "a hooker he knew only as 'Brittany'" stole the pills. The man told police he paid $100 for Brittany’s services the day before, and she offered to come back the next day and join him in the shower. After the resident got into the shower the woman came into his home, stole his pills and left.

April 21st City of Weyauwega
A woman called the police to report her minister is "spiritually harassing her". As a result, the woman finds that after she leaves her church, "weird things happen."

April 12th City of Waupaca
A resident called police and reported that someone entered his wife’s unlocked vehicle and stole their store-bought Easter egg coloring kits.

April 22nd City of Clintonville
Please received a call from a woman reporting that someone put a soda can over her TV antenna so the TV would no longer work.

April 15th City of Waukesha
Police were called after a 4-or 5-year-old boy reportedly harassed a group of teenagers by grabbing one and swearing at the others.

April 15th City of Waukesha
Following complaints from the staff, police physically removed a couple from the House of Hospitality.

April 20th City of Franklin
Police cited a 61-year-old woman for trying to hit people with a broom.
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apr 28th 2017

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week…the Chicago Bears who Thursday night at the NFL Draft traded away 4 picks to move up ONE spot in the draft. ONE spot. ONE! All so they could pick quarterback Mitch Trubisky.

This despite the fact that it was considered pretty unlikely that the 49er’s, with whom they switched places, were even interested in the UNC QB. What's more, this comes just 6 weeks after the Bears signed some other stooge to a $45 million dollar contract to be their starting QB.

Some Bears fans are saying this won’t look so stupid if Trubisky turns out to become an elite quarterback. Doesn’t matter. He could be the second coming of Dan Marino wrapped in beer and bacon, The Bears still GAVE UP 3 draft picks they likely DIDN'T NEED TO GIVE UP to get him.


For making a move so ridiculous, it probably even put a smile on Jay Cutler’s resting bitch face.

For being responsible for a 1st round draft shocker almost as surprising as learning ESPN still has any people left to cover it.*

And for squandering three picks and demonstrating the only way they could have looked like bigger idiots is if they had used that 2nd overall to choose Aaron Hernandez.

We are proud to name the Chicago Bears as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIES OF THE WEEK.

(*Addendum: Speaking of the ESPN firings…they laid off about a 10th of their staff this week. What I find amazing about that is that 100 of the most talented people in sports broadcasting now have no jobs while and over at FOX, Joe Buck still has 3!)
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apr 21st 2017

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenie of the Week…the man who attacked an Appleton Yellow Cab outside the city’s transit center early Sunday evening. The man, who has still not been identified, reportedly came running up the street before launching himself at the taxi smashing the windshield, caving in the hood and denting the roof.

By the time the man finished flailing around and punching the vehicle he also reportedly tore off the cab’s antenna and its driver side mirror. Police speculated the man was “on something”.

Damn right, he was on something. He was ON the hood of the taxi. So,

For being responsible for downtown Appleton’s biggest smash since The Lion King was at the Performing Art Center.

For leaving the taxi’s windshield with more cracks than a national plumber’s convention.

And for not realizing that if he just wanted to attack something that was yellow, he should have gone after the urine soaked streets of Fond du Lac.

We are proud to name as the guy who attacked an Appleton Yellow Cab Sunday night as this week's Rick and Len Show...Weenie of the Week!
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apr 17th 2017

April 4th City of Racine
Police were called to the public library where a 49-year-old man had borrowed a copy of the movie The Bodyguard and was watching it on his laptop. After a library employee spotted an open beer can he was informed he could not drink beer in library. The man became upset and stormed out of the library taking with him his laptop with the library's DVD of The Bodyguard still inside. Officers were dispatched and located the man fleeing on his orange bicycle. As the man got off of his bike the DVD copy of The Bodyguard fell to the ground. Police recovered the DVD and returned it to the library and the man was arrested for theft.

April 13th City of Green Bay A caller notified police that her sister is going to cause a disturbance at Parkside Animal Care Center on Military because she is mad that her cat was taken to the vet and she didn't want it to be taken to the vet.

March 26th City of Greenfield
Police arrested the manager of a McDonald’s after her supervisor reported she was allegedly authorizing refunds for Big Macs and then keeping the money. Between mid-January and March 24th, the woman reportedly kept refunds amounting to $3,827.17, the cost of 1,071 Big Macs.

April 4th City of St. Francis
Officers were called to an apartment where a 35-year-old woman told police that she had received phone calls she believed were from actor Kiefer Sutherland. The woman was advised it was a scam and to ignore the calls.

April 1st City of Waukesha
An anonymous caller notified police of a homeless person sleeping in the park. Responding officers found the man was not homeless. He was just drunk, laying on the baseball diamond and "enjoying the weather". Police allowed the drunk man to continue enjoying the unseasonably warm conditions.

April 9th City of Waukesha
Police subdued a man with a Taser after an anonymous person reported he and a woman were having sex in the bathroom of the public library. The man reportedly requested transportation to the hospital because he "couldn't feel his ankle or toes" after the Taser shock.

April 13th City of Beaver Dam
A woman called police to complain that McDonald's would not serve her. A responding officer talked to McDonald's employee who explained they didn't serve the woman because she was trying to walk through the drive-through.
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