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jul 1st 2010
If I had a nickle for every time someone has said to me, "You know, that Mike Merryfield is one funny motherf#$%ker", I would be well on my way to a quarter. I know that doesn't sound like a lot, but I swear, nobody has ever said that to me about any of the other 400+ comics we've had on the Rick and Len Show over the years. So, he must be one funny mother#$%ker.

Tonight is WAPL night at Skyline Comedy Cafe which means you get 2 for 1 admission for this funny mofo. Or pay full price to see him on Friday or Saturday. He is, after all, full price funny! (Plus, he has an adorable little son, and if you don't go to Skyline this week, she won't eat! It's not that he needs the money for food. He just doesn't like to cook unless his little comedy show sells out! What an a-hole! But it's up to you. But I beg you, don't let her starve!)

Make your reservations at 920-734-JOKE.
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

jul 1st 2010
Maggots falling from a spoiled container of meat in someone's luggage forced a US Airways flight departing Atlanta to return to the gate Monday. The maggots were dropping on to passengers from the overhead compartment. Why would somebody be traveling with rotten meat? There must be a good explanation. Maybe ten good explanations!


10. The overpowering stench covers of the smell of alcohol on the pilot’s breath.

9. Inspiration for new movie about Samuel L. Jackson trying to get these mother frickin' maggots off this mother frickin' plane.

8. Meat was in a pair of pants left behind by the bag’s previous owner, Green Bay alderman Guy Zima.

7. No matter how rotten, stinky and maggot-filled the meat may be, it's still more appetizing than your in-flight meal.

6. Easier to keep track of your luggage if you can always smell where it is.

5. Dogs too busy gagging and vomiting to sniff your bag for drugs.

4. Since you can't travel with toothpaste or mouthwash, best not to travel with food that is edible.

3. Rolling it up to swat crawling maggots, only suitable use for otherwise worthless complimentary in-flight magazine.

2. Watching crawling maggots drop from the overhead compartment more interesting that watching another in-flight movie staring Kate Hudson.

1. Simple misunderstanding. Passenger thought carry-on was spelled "c-a-r-r-i-o-n".
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

jun 30th 2010
There was a story in the news today about a woman and her young daughter who were shopping in a the cereal aisle of their grocery store when some jerk exposed himself to them. What would someone do such a thing in a place as wholesome as the cereal aisle, surrounded by all those healthy grains? There must be a reason...maybe even ten!


10. Just showing off his Grape Nuts.

9. Thought she might be looking to get her hands on his Lucky Charms.

8. Mistook her for Mikey and, as we all know, he'll eat anything.

7. He was rubbing himself until he "snapped, crackled and popped".

6. Thought the woman was hungry for his Crunch Berries.

5. Was just offering the woman his "breakfast of champions".

4. Had two more shriveled, raisins he wanted to add to the bran.

3. Just airing out his Fruity Pebbles.

2. Was flashing the daughter because silly perverts think dicks are kids.

1. He's a Fruit Loop.
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

jun 29th 2010
Check out this video of German coach Jogi Low enjoying a snack at the World Cup!
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jun 28th 2010
This week's issue of Rolling Stone Magazine has an article about the special V.I.P. tickets many music performers are selling at premium prices to their shows this summer. For instance, for just shy of $1900.00 you can get a ticket to see Bon Jovi. For your money, you get a seat in the first few rows (that you get to take home with you), access to an open bar and a photo-op with Jon Bon's mic stand. Seriously! His mic stand!

Here my ideas for some other V.I.P. ticket packages some performers could offer...


For $1600 a ticket, Rolling Stones fans get seats close enough to view the final remains of Keith's his left nostril.

For $200, Amy Winehouse fans, get a ticket in the first 10 rows and 3 rocks of crack to smoke with the singer before, after and during the show.

For $700, Ozzy fans get great seats and a meet and greet where you'll get to have a one on one chat with Ozzy. However, for $2000 they’ll include an interpreter.

For $500, Stone Temple Pilots' fans get seats close enough to the stage to see the fresh track marks on Weiland's arm while he sings about "when he USED to take drugs".

For $300, those going to see Britney Spears, will get a front row seat, ear plugs and a handy box Rid body lice killing shampoo.

For $600, ZZ Top fans will get to sit in the first row and will be allowed to snack on any morsels of uneaten food and the occasional small woodland creatures they find in Billy and Dusty's beards.

For $400, Lady Gaga fans will get a seat close enough to the stage to see her penis.

And for $5.00 a ticket, Hole concert goers get a seat in the front row. However, for $2,000 you get a seat far enough from the stage that you can't actually see Courtney Love's face.
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jun 28th 2010
June 8th City of Green Bay
Police received a report of a 26-year-old woman on Strawberry Lane who allegedly damaged three picture frames, punched a hole in the wall and threatened to kill herself. The woman reportedly lost her temper during an argument over her decision to get a marijuana leaf tattooed on her body.

June 12th City of Neenah
Police were called to a Denhardt Avenue residence where a Neenah man reported that another Neenah man was swearing at him and threatening him for being in the shower too long.

June 8th City of Chilton
Police were called to a Military Road residence where a caller reported that someone was holding her property and would not return it. The property involved were cats, ferrets, and a rollaway bed.

June 8th City of Menasha
Police received a report of a drunk man falling off a bar stool on Tayco Street.

June 11th City of Fremont
A resident on North Street reported the theft of 20 lawn gnomes from their yard.

June 1st Village of Buchanan
A Hunter Street resident called police to report a neighbor had mounted camera on top of their birdhouse and pointed it at the reporting party's residence, presumably to spy on them. Investigating officers found the camera was actually… an anti-barking device.

June 2nd City of Chilton
A male subject was cited for trespassing when he was found passed out in the men's bathroom at Morrisey Park in possession of 5 cans of Bud Light and a Weed Eater.

June 19th City of Fond du Lac
A woman called police to report she was walking with a male friend at South Main and Seventh streets when a GMC pickup truck drove by and someone within the vehicle sprayed urine on her. The woman did not see the perpetrator. However, she told police the fluid was likely sprayed from a bottle.

June 11th Village of Bellevue
Authorities stopped a man after he was allegedly seen talking to and waving at a pine tree at the intersection of Allouez Avenue and River Pines Road. The man said he actually was talking to a woman hiding in the tree. Investigating officers found a 20-year-old woman in the tree. She told them she was there because she had just had an argument with her boyfriend.

June 26th City of Sturgeon Bay
A resident called police to report they believed their neighbor had stolen he light bulb from their garage. Responding officers went to the neighbor’s home at 1:30am to question them about the missing light bulb. The officer reportedly told the neighbors, "I know if you did it you probably wont admit it but I need to tell you to not steal their light bulbs anymore."
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

jun 25th 2010

Click on the icon above to enter your choice for THE BEST F$#%ING SONG OF ALL TIME and why it is THE BEST F$#%ING SONG OF ALL TIME. If we choose your entry between now and July 16th (and play it about 9am) you'll get in the drawing for an iPod Nano.
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jun 25th 2010
Starting Monday morning, join us for the Rick and Len Show and your chance to win seats in the Waterfest Dungeon for Alice Cooper's Theater of Death.

The Waterfest Dungeon has the "best view" seats for Alice's Wednesday July 14th show at Waterfest on Oshkosh!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

jun 25th 2010
We are proud to name former Wisconsin assemblyman and current state senate candidate Frank Lasee, who, according to one of our listeners, took a leak in the backyard of the home of a Chilton woman after leaving a campaign flier in her mailbox.


For apparently not understanding that just because you're running for senate in District 1 doesn't mean you’re entitled to go number 1 in any potential constituents yard.

For reportedly not understanding that just because you’re a Republican, it don’t mean you have to be a G.O.P'er.

For apparently being full of urine when traditionally politicians are full of crap.

For apparently not realizing that you can't just pee anywhere you want in Chilton. I mean, it's not Fond du Lac for god sake.

And for allegedly peeing in yard after leaving a flier in her mailbox leaving her to thank her lucky stars it wasn't the other way around.

We are proud to name Frank "Leaky" Lasee as this week’s Rick and Len...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!

We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Cocktail Frank...Painter Mike Sandmire from Neumann Company in Romeoville, Illinois who, when painting the 6-foot high letters on the new water tower in Stoughton this past week, forgot the second "T" .


For being a sign painter who is bad at spelling...which is a little like being a chef who's bad at cooking, a carpenter who's bad at building or a politician who's bad at lying.

For at least getting 8 of the 9 letters correct which is really far more than we should expect from a FIB.

And for doing something that was idio-ic, no- smar- and frankly, s-upid, s-upid, s-upid...

We are proud to name Mike Sandmire as this week's Rick and Len...COCK-AIL FRANK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

jun 25th 2010
Mike Stanley will join Rick and Len Friday morning about 8.

You can see him in person at the Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton this weekend. Make your reservations at 920-734-JOKE. Trust me, he's brilliant!

What, you don't trust me? SCREW YOU!!! Then take a look at this clip and see for yourself.
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

jun 24th 2010

Comedian Mike Merryfield joined Len and Ross on the Rick and Len Show and during his appearance he got this photo sent to him by his wife. Seems that, for the first time, his little boy managed to successfully hit the potty training chair with his load. And all of this happened on their wedding anniversary. Oh happy day!
By the way, Mike's three-year-old must weigh 100 pounds to make something like that!
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jun 23rd 2010

Appleton comic Mike Merryfield is a son of a bitch, but his Mom is pretty cool. She's busy sewing dresses for little girls who are victims of the massive earthquake in Haiti and she needs your help.
If you sew or if you have material you could donate, click here.
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jun 22nd 2010
What do you think? Worst idea for a porn ever...or the best? (Video is safe for work!)
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jun 22nd 2010

There's a new website that randomly pairs members of congress and you vote for who's "sexier".

While it's clearly a sign of the apocalypse, give it a click!
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jun 21st 2010
June 6th City of Glendale
A resident on North Ames Terrace reported someone entered his garage and stole five cases of expired Wrigley's gum.

June 14th City of Beaver Dam
A man called police to report that someone had broken out a basement window from his home on Fourth Street to steal some water bottles.

June 12th Village of Allouez
A 24-year-old man, who claimed he was in the Army, threw a planter through the front door window of Residence Inn. The man said he broke the window because he was locked out his room and the front desk clerk would not open the door.

June 1at Town of Menasha
A female resident on Wheeler Road reported finding a man sleeping in the back seat of her car. Officers made contact with the 31-year-old man, who said he was trying to get home from a party and couldn't remember how he had gotten to the area or where he was. Police gave the man a ride home.

June 16th City of Beaver Dam
Police responded to an anonymous report of a boy on Spring Street riding a homemade scooter being pulled by dogs.

June 4th City of Menasha
A woman on Third Street reported that her 29-year-old daughter was causing problems again, and she wanted something done about it.

June 10th Village of Winneconne
A 49-year-old Maple Street resident called police claiming someone entered his unlocked home and turned on a kitchen faucet full blast to flood his apartment after he left for work. When police arrived on the scene they found the caller, who was intoxicated, calmly sitting at a table eating potato chips with water everywhere. He was intent on filing a report so his landlord would not blame him for the damage.

June 15th City of Oshkosh
Police received a phone call from an extremely upset tenant of an East Irving Street duplex who discovered a slithering four-foot long corn snake while she was doing laundry in her basement.

June 13th City of Waupaca
Police responded to a report of a pine tree behind the Gateway Senior Housing that appears to be burning. Responding officers found a man in the act... of roasting marshmallows.
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jun 21st 2010
WARNING: NOT FOR THE WEAK OF HEART OR STOMACH. Check out this video of a mother teaching her children proper strip club behavior!
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jun 18th 2010
This coming week, everybody who wins one of our Rick and Len Show contests or has their tune chosen as The Best F$#%ing Song of All Time will get into a drawing for tickets to see Star Wars In Concert at the Resch Center July 3rd and all 6 Star Wars DVDs and all 6 Star Wars soundtrack CDs.

Buy your tickets by clicking here.

And behold the shear, unadulterated awesomeness of the production in this video!

Click here to enter your Best F$#%ing Song of All Time!
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jun 18th 2010
In the week ahead, tune into the Rick and Len Show to win one of our BANG AND A BRAT prize packages that each include a $25 gift certificate from Fat Cat Fireworks AND a Big Ass Brat.

How big is a Big Ass Brat? Would you believe 7 pounds, 16 inches long and 4 inches in diameter? There's about 50 servings per Big Ass Brat! Click here to order your own Big Ass Brat or Big Ass Hot Dog for your Independence Day weekend!

And make sure you check out their very informative (and hilarious) commercial below.
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jun 18th 2010
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...60-year-old Lloyd Pitzen of Oshkosh, a registered sex offender who has been banned from the Neenah Public Library after some patrons reported him allegedly lurking about, staring at children and fondling himself. Pitzen faced accusations of similar behavior at the Neenah Public Library back in December.


For actions that could have made the library's "decimal system" even more "Dewey".

For not understanding that just because it may have been children's story time, that's no excuse for him Jack'n the Beanstalk.

And for not borrowing any books from the library but still checking out Moby Dick.

We are proud to name Lloyd Pitzen of Oshkosh, only the 3rd person in 22 years to get banned from the Neenah Public Library as this week’s Rick and Len...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
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jun 17th 2010

You can help get northeast Wisconsin's Annex into an opening slot at the Kiss concert September 2nd at the Marcus Amphitheatre!
Click here to vote. As of 6/17, Annex was in the lead but not by much.
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