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jul 9th 2009

There really must be a genetic trait in Florida that makes people dumber than Everglades pond scum. A guy in Flagler County is charged with practicing medicine without a license for administering silicone injections to women's faces, butts and boobs from a clinic he set up in his bedroom. Dozens of stupid women paid between 400 and 600 dollars for the injections. The weird part is that he wasn't even using the kind of silicone that is made for use in the human body. he injected the same stuff they use protect furniture from stains!
So...how do you know that the doctor doing your silicone injection might be an imposter?
-If you show up for your appointment and find him laying on the couch, eating Cheetos and watcing Oprah.
-If he hands you a pamphlet on the stain-fighting benefits of ScotchGard.
-If the clinic waiting room doubles as his garage.
-If the exam room bed doesn't have stirrups, but it does have a Teddy Bear and stained Batman sheets on it.
-If the machine he uses to sterilize the medical equipment looks a lot like a Kenmore dishwasher.
-If the silicone clinic has posters of Pam Anderson, Dolly Parton and Morganna the Kissing Bandit on the walls right next to the doctor's lava lamp and clock radio.
-And if the doctor asks what kind of butt you want him to inject the silicone into. Leather, microfiber or Naugahyde...then the doctor doing your silicone injection is definitely an imposter.
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jul 8th 2009

Our friends in the Oshkosh-based band CopperBox will be doing a free show this Thursday, July 9th at Houdini Plaza in downtown Appleton. It's part of the Heid Music Summer Concert Series. Showtime is 5:30. The band is led by button accordion master Danny Jerabek who proves that the squeezebox can rock! Listen for their killer version of Comfortably Numb done polka-style.
CopperBox has a new album out, too. Check out some music samples by clicking here.
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jul 8th 2009

Here's another example of our ignorance when it comes to our own history. A survey of 1009 people about the Apollo Space Program of the 60's and 70's asked which two men were the first to walk on the moon. 11 people said it was Buzz Lightyear. Not Buzz Aldrin but BUZZ LIGHTYEAR...the cartoon character from Toy Story! Another 8 people said the very first man on the moon was Louis Armstrong. Come on, people! Everyone knows it was LANCE Armstrong, right?
Okay, it was Neil.
Here are some other confusions about history.
-Who wrote the Declaration of Independence? George Jefferson, of course.
-Who is the all time home run leader in Major League baseball? Bond...James Bond.
-Benjamin Button discovered electricity when lightning struck his kite.
-Duke Ellington defeated Napoleon Dynamite at the Battle of Waterloo.
-Joe DiMaggio was once married to Marilyn Manson.
-The most important leader in the civil rights movement of the 1960's was Rev. Martin Luther Earnhardt, Junior.
-And I think we all remember where we were when we heard that that Russian guy, Leon Trotsky shot John Lennon.
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jul 1st 2009
This is the kind of reporting CNN does best.




For more animals in cleavage click here!
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jul 1st 2009
He's already been on Letterman, now comedian and impressionist Mike MacRae will make his debut on the Rick and Len Show Wednesday morning (7.1). Mike is appearing through Friday (no shows on the 4th!) at the Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton.

Call and make your reservations at 920-734-JOKE. Thursday night is WAPL night. Remind them of that when you phone them up and you'll get 2 for 1 admission!

Here's a little sample of Mike in action!

Mike on Letterman
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jun 29th 2009
The New York Post is reporting that Aaron Rogers was spotted in New York on a date with Sports Illustrated swimsuit model (and grapefruit heiress) Julie Henderson. For those of you unfamiliar with Ms. Henderson's work, check it out below.

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jun 25th 2009
That nice, young Michael Palascak is returning to the Rick and Len Show Friday morning (6.26).

We first met Michael just last month when she stopped by the studio with comic Daryl Lennox. Michael was the middle act on the bill at Skyline Comedy Cafe that weekend. However, he proved to be so popular, Skyline has brought him back this weekend as the headliner.

See him tonight (6.25) and get two for one admission because it's WAPL night at Skyline.

Or check him out Friday or Saturday. Call 920-734-JOKE to make your reservations!

Here's a little sample from his appearance at Skyline last month...

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jun 24th 2009
Hot enough for ya? Just how hot is is it this week.

IT'S SO HOT...

People are going hunting with Dick Cheney just for the extra air holes in their faces.

People are watching that Jon and Kate show just for the icy stares.

Brett Favre is signing with the Vikings just for the chilly reception from Packer fans.

Women are offering to have sex with Rick just because they think it will make them frigid.

Blogger Perez Hilton is hanging out with rappers just to get knocked cold.

Brewer batters are going to the plate just to get fanned.

Former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich is soliciting more bribes just to get sent to the cooler.

The sun will make the bodies of those attending Country USA so red you won’t be able to tell necks from the rest of their bodies.

The only person who found a way to stay cool this week was Ed McMahon!
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jun 19th 2009
Blue Man Group is coming to the Oneida Casino August 11th for two big shows as part of their big 15th Anniversary celebration. Tickets go on sale July 1st at 10am at Ticketstaronline.com.

Be listening to the Rick and Len Show to find out how you can win tickets this Monday morning (6.22)!

Oh, and by the way, the clip below....TOTALLY F'N ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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jun 18th 2009
Eddie Ifft will be dragging his ass into the WAPL studio Friday morning (6.19) about 8am.

See him at the Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton tonight (6.18) and get two for one admission because it's WAPL night. (Make sure you remind them of that when you make your reservations at 920-734-JOKE!) If you can't make it out on a Thursday night, see Eddy Friday or Saturday at 8:00 or 10:15.

Here's Eddy talking about strippers and poop!


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jun 18th 2009
The President outraged the folks at PETA this week when he killed a fly during a televison interview.



HERE'S HOW OTHER POLITICAL FIGURES WOULD HAVE HANDLED THE FLY

Massachusetts Senator Ted Kennedy...would not have swatted the fly but instead would have drowned it by putting it in the passenger seat of his car and driving off a bridge.

Former President George W. Bush...would have found out what country the fly was from, then invaded it’s neighbor.

Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich...would not have harmed the fly...as a professional courtesy to a fellow parasite.

Alaska Governor Sarah Palin...would have shot the fly from a helicopter.

Senator Larry Craig...would have handled it the way he handles all flies...by unzipping it.

Former Wisconsin Governor Tommy Thompson...would just waited for the fly to land on his own skin where it would have it would have inevitably lapped up some of his perspiration...and then succumbed to cirrhosis of the liver.

Senator John Kerry...would have just shooed the fly away with his tail.

Green Bay Alderman Guy Zima...like the President, would have swatted the fly. Preferably before in laid eggs on the meat in his pants.

The Wisconsin Legislature...would have killed the fly the way it kills everything. By taxing it to death.

Talk show host Rush Limbaugh...would have declared the presence of the fly to be a sign of a nation in a state of moral decay that is rotting from within because of weak liberal leadership before stocking up on illegally obtained painkillers and Viagra and heading off to a country with a reputation for underage sex tourism.

Appleton Mayor Tim Hanna...wouldn’t have done anything to the fly. Somebody who's that full of crap must be surrounded by so many of them that he doesn’t even notice anymore.

Former Vice President Dick Cheney...would have captured the fly and detained it at off shore detainment facility where it would have been periodically water-boarded in an effort to learn if it has any knowledge of what other flies might be planning.
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jun 17th 2009
Join us Thursday morning on the Rick and Len Show for our weekly edition of Rock Band, Race Horse of Porn film. In the mean time, check out this trailer for a new porn film. The concept intrigues but ultimately frightens me!

-Rick-

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jun 15th 2009
And yet, all he ever hears is "But can you breathe through your ears?"

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jun 12th 2009
Adam Ferrara, one of the stars of the best show on television, Rescue Me, will chat with Rick and Len about 9:30 Friday morning (6.12). Adam's new stand-up comedy special, Funny as Hell, debuts tonight (6.12) at 10pm on Comedy Central. Here's a sample.


Jokes.com
Adam Ferrara - Communication Skills
comedians.comedycentral.com
Joke of the DayStand-Up ComedyFree Online Games


For a limited time, you can download Adam's comedy CD, Have Some, for FREE by clicking here!
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jun 12th 2009
Roger Radley will return to the WAPL studio Friday morning (6.12) to hang with Rick and Len. You can see Roger at the Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton Friday or Saturday night at 8:00 or 10:15.

Call 920-734-joke to make your reservations.

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jun 11th 2009
Here's the photos of Bret Michaels injuries following his accident on stage at the Tony Awards Sunday night.


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jun 9th 2009


If you want tix to see the President during his town hall appearance at Southwest High in Green Bay on Thursday, sign up for the ticket lottery before noon today (6.9) right here.
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jun 8th 2009

Single day passes are now available for The Dave Matthews Band July 25th at the 10,000 Lakes Music Festival in Detroit Lakes, MN.
Dave is headlining the mainstage Saturday Night.
Click here for single day passes.
Len recommends doing the whole four day festival, however. Headliners include Widespread panic and Wilco in addition to Dave Matthews.
Click here to see what the entire 10KLF experience is all about.
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jun 8th 2009
Poison's Bret Michaels was injured Sunday night performing at the Tony Awards. Yes, the Tony Awards! Take a look for yourself.

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