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oct 22nd 2010
Eleven more days until it's over
Eleven more days until it's done.
Eleven more days of these damn campaign ads.
Another day longer and I'll need a gun.

Eleven more days of name calling.
Eleven more days of bombast and bull crap.
Eleven more days of yada yada blah blah blah
From a bunch of useless saps.

Eleven more days seem like forever.
Eleven more days until the end.
Eleven more days of the Eraseboard Ranger
And Congressman McTax and Spend.

Oh sure, those names haven't been used yet
By either of those clowns.
But I'd be willing to sell them the rights.
As long as their throwing millions of bucks around.

And should we really be trusting our state's and nation's budgets
To guys who think it's best
To waste vast sums of money on commercials
That sound like a couple 4th graders fighting on the playground at recess.

And why would someone spend millions of dollars
To try to get elected to a position
That only pays back a fraction of what they spent.
It makes you question their mental condition.

It makes you wonder how great their need for power is
That they would seek the job at all.
Their egos must be really big...
Or their penises really small.

But in eleven days it will be over.
In eleven days we can go back to normal TV ads.
For things like pills to fight erectile dysfunction
And the latest feminine hygiene pads.

TV ads for things like Metamucil.
And products to treat dry and flaky heads.
For stuff like Preparation H,
For when your butt is puckered and red.

Yes, just eleven more days until we go back
To those toe fungus and talking mucus ads.
I guess now that I really think about it
The commercials for Johnson, Feingold, Barrett, Walker Kagen, Ribble and all don’t seem so frickin' bad.
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 21st 2010
For the last 5 years I've hoped, nay, PRAYED that comic Nick Griffin would come to the area. Well, this is my lucky week. Nick is appearing at the Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton. He is one my absolute favorites!

Tonight is WAPL Night at Skyline with 2 for 1 admission! That's $8.00 for TWO! Make your reservation at 920-734-JOKE (5653). Or see Nick Friday or Saturday night at the still very reasonable admission price of ten bucks!

What's a Nick Griffin show like? Says Nick, "I'll be talking about being broke, being angry, being divorced, being horny, getting drunk and why Brad Pitt gets a cramp in his penis. You're not going to get that at Applebee's".

Here's a clip of one of Nick's many very funny appearances on Letterman!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao8Pi3kBD1o
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 21st 2010
Here's a few of the photos we've received (and their submitted captions) in our Show Us Your Junk contest. Show us your junk and you could win the latest version of the iPod Touch.

"Seems Brett has been growing his junk in our garden!"


"I paid $175 for this one of a kind, one piece, handcrafted deersuit. I thought everyone should have a one piece deersuit. Now it just sits around gathering dust...but it's still the best $175 I've ever spent. The craftsmanship on this baby is amazing!!"

"Junk in my Trunk"

"Cleaning out junk & letting the mannequin get some sun."

"This "junk" has been lying around for 30 years now!!"

Send us your entry before Monday by posting a picture of your junk on the Rick and Len Show Facebook page or by clicking here!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 20th 2010
The finalists have been named for the 2010 Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year Award. Seriously! Among the finalists are TV personality Pat O'Brien, Twins pitcher Carl Pavano, and film maker Morgan Spurlock.

Give me a break! How could they overlook former Calumet County District Attorney Ken Kratz? Now that's a man with a serious mustache who made serious headlines in 2010. Here's our own list of...

REASONS KEN KRATZ IS DESERVING OF THE ROBERT GOULET MEMORIAL MUSTACHED AMERICAN OF THE YEAR AWARD


10. Has thickest 'stache of any political figure with the obvious exception of Janet Reno.

9. It wasn't easy digging up Freddy Mercury and transplanting all that hair.

8. Has twice as much hair on one lip as Britney Spears has on 4.

7. Crumbs of food that are trapped in his "stache, the only thing remotely as gross as thought of dating Ken himself.

6. It's big and bushy and not pencil thin like his chances of ever getting another job in the legal profession.

5. Has accomplished what was believed to be impossible, supplanting Mike Ditka as nation's biggest mustachioed douche-bag.

4. If his mustache is badly beaten by one of the other contestants, he’ll probably start sending it suggestive test messages.

3 . Should he be disbarred, may have to start supporting himself giving nickel mustache rides to lonely women with strong stomachs.

2. Pat O'Brien may be the tall, hot, nymph but Ken is THE PRIZE, and don't you ever forget it!

1. It takes more than just balls to invite a woman to an autopsy for a date. It takes balls and one gay-ass looking mustache.
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 19th 2010
This Miller Spectrum 375 X-TREME Plasma Cutter is awesome! It'll cut through 3/8 inch steel!
It's up for auction right now with 100-percent of the proceeds going to Children's Hospital of Wisconsin - Fox Valley.

Retail value of this rig is $1,565.

Check it out byclicking here.

If you want to make a bid or know someone who might, email your bid and contact info by clicking here.
You can also call in your bid to The Rick and Len Show at 271-ROCK in Green Bay, 281-ROCK in the Fox Cities or 1-877-453-ROCK from anywhere else.

As of 6:30 Friday morning the high bid is holding steady at $1,200.

The auction is active until 9 a.m. Friday, Oct. 22.
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 19th 2010
Join the Vic Ferarri Band, Rick and Len and lots of wickedly costumed folk at the 12th Annual Les Stumpf Ford Halloween Costume Party for Children's Hospital of Wisconsin - Fox Valley!

The party of the season is Friday, Oct. 29 at the Radisson Paper Valley Hotel in downtown Appleton.

Tickets are only $10 in advance at any Cellcom store, Emmett's Bar and Grill, Route 15, The American Legion in Appleton or at the Radisson Paper Valley. It's $15 at the door. Click here for more info.

And be sure to listen to The Rick and Len Show for your chance to win tickets!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 18th 2010
October 8th City of Wauwatosa
A cell phone, car keys and laptop computer were taken from a guest room at Crowne Plaza Hotel between 2:25 and 3:10 a.m. The guest had visited Silk Exotic gentlemen's club that night and gave a dancer his room key and arranged to meet after she was done working. He waited in the hotel lobby for her but finally figured he'd been stood up. When he went back to his room he discovered his belongings were gone.

October 6th City of Green Bay
An man at the work-release facility on South Adams Street was cited for shattering the glass on a vending machine by bumping it with his backside because he was upset that an item he bought did not come out.

October 9th City of Portage
Police were called to Wal-Mart where a 17-year-old girl was caught in the act of trying to steal a pair of ears. The ears were part of a Halloween costume.

October 11th City of Stevens Point
Police were called to McKinley School after a 10-year-old child knocked over a magazine rack and accidentally stuck a janitor with a pencil.

October 9th City of Oak Creek
An East Evandale Drive resident reported the theft of a 6½ -foot-long fiberglass shark from their front porch.

October 13th City of Shawano
A person on Smalley Street called police to report seeing a man in a white-hooded sweatshirt repeatedly walking back and forth past house while playing spooky music. Responding officers discovered it was just kids playing a prank. Police issued warnings to the kids.

October 8th Wood County
A Biron man reported that his son-in-law keeps harassing him long distance over the phone telling him he loves him.

October 10th City of Stevens Point
Police received a report from a 5th Avenue resident that sometime early in the morning someone broke into their apartment and stole 3 pounds of ground beef and a bottle of maple syrup.

October 4th City of Brookfield
A Chimney Rock Court resident called police to report someone had left a rock on his front porch bearing the message "I see you" and a depiction of a sad face.

October 7th City of Mequon
A 47-year-old Mequon man was arrested on a charge of lewd and lascivious behavior after witnesses reported him walking through a residential area naked from the waist down at 11:15 in the morning. The man told police he was walking nude because "it felt good." He also admitted he'd done it before, "right or wrong."
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 18th 2010
Get your tickets now to see comic Paula Poundstone at the Stadium View in Green Bay on November 12th. Buy your ticket now by clicking here!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulM4E08J8Lo
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 16th 2010
Congrats everyone!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 15th 2010

Thanks to everyone who contributed to the Help Twitchy Benefit Raffle for Jonah Hinds! Below are the winning numbers and corresponding prizes.
Prizes can be picked up at the WAPL studio starting Monday, 10/18. We are open from 8 am to 5 pm. Some winners will be notified by email and their prize may be mailed.
If you are holding a winning number and have any questions, email Len at lnelson@wcinet.com.
Include your name, ticket number and any other pertinent information.

#000566
Wild Boar Skull signed by Ted Nugent

#000583
Autographed Aaron Rogers jersey

#934877
Amazon Kindle

#523042
D-Link photo frame

#000525
D-Link Photo Frame

#935139
$100 Cellcom gift card

#000521
$100 Cellcom gift card

#000602
Gander Mountain fishing package

#000530
Signed Ted Nugent cd

#934869
Signed Ted Nugent cd

#935118
Signed Ted Nugent photo

#934862
Signed Ted Nugent photo

#000501
Scrapbooking package

#935140
Tastefully Simple Food basket

#000547
Lia Sophia necklace and earrings

#000504
Chocolate and Wine basket

#934847
Gander Mountain gift card

#000592
Fleet Farm gift card

#000538
National Exchange Coffee House tokens

#000516
Wild Tree Foods basket

#934866
Strawberry Margarita basket

#000507
PartyLite candle basket

#000579
Cameron's Coffee basket

#523045
Road Trip basket

#934803
Fox Cityz Foxz basket

#000542
Biking package

#934820
Avon basket

#000598
Under Par Disc Golf package
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 15th 2010
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...Troy Kaczor, the guy who had to be rescued from the chilly waters of the Wisconsin River at Big Bull Falls Park in downtown Wausau this week. Kaczor, who according to police "had been drinking heavily", reportedly almost drown after he plunged into the river while chasing a one-legged goose he was trying to capture with the intent of roasting it for dinner.

So,

For trying to catch the water fowl with the intent of roasting it but instead almost cooking his own goose.

For actions that, when he goes to court, should leave him, unlike the goose he sought to capture, without even one leg to stand on.

For losing a foot race to a one-legged goose which has to be damn near as humiliating as getting your ass kicked in darts by Michael J. Fox.

We are proud to name Troy Kaczor, the almost drowned, one legged goose chaser of Wausau as this week's Rick and Len...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 15th 2010
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Cocktail Frank... alleged tallywacker texter Brett Favre, who as we all know, stands accused of texting pictures of his own cocktail frank to some hot chick.
So,

For texting photos where he is as flaccid as this season's on field performance.

For adding sausage to a menu that previously only included waffles.

For proving that while he may a cannon for an arm, he only has a tiny little cap gun for a penis.

For fumbling his junk, For spiking his ball, and in the end, not "standing up" for his team.

We are proud to name Brett Favre this week’s Rick and Len Show...COCKTAIL FRANK.

(Thanks to Mark Wanek of Two Rivers for his creative contribution to this week's Cocktail Frank)
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 14th 2010
Friday morning at 8, Claude Stuart will return to the R&L Show. Claude is at the Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton this week. How does Claude Stuart describe a Claude Stuart show? Says Claude Stuart, "watching Claude Stuart live is like being stuck inside a condom: There's a lot of activity, it's unpredictable, and when it's over you're gonna need a towel". Boy, that's a lot of apostrophes!

See Claude tonight at the Skyline. It's 2 for 1 admission because it's WAPL night. Mention that when you make your reservations at 920-734-JOKE (5653)

Or see him at the still very reasonable full price Friday or Saturday!


http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/IfTheShoeFitsHumpIt
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 14th 2010
Esquire magazine has just released it's list of the 10 best and 10 worst members on congress. Wisconsin is one of two states to have two members of it's congressional delegation make the BEST list, Paul Ryan the Republican congressman from the Janesville area and Senator Russ Feingold.

However, to be honest, how much competition could there be to be one of the BEST members of the U.S. congress? It's like about a dozen members competing for 10 spots. The WORST members of the congress, that's where the real competition is! You've got about 500 greedy, self-serving a-holes fighting for just 10 slots!

While I guess it's an honor for Feingold and Ryan to make the list, you gotta admit, being named one of the BEST members of the U.S. Congress is sort of like being called...

The hottest bridesmaid at a Menasha wedding.

The best Packer coach...since Mike Holmgren.

The straightest guy in the cast of Glee.

The most chaste member of the Hilton family.

The best singer at school for the deaf.

The most entertaining radio morning show in Northeastern Wisconsin.

The smartest blonde in Hollywood.

The best actor on a Mexican soap opera.

The sexiest pantsuit in Hillary Clinton's wardrobe.

The most prestigious of the Gannett newspapers.

The best testicle in Lance Armstrong's nut sac.

The most out-of-control partier at an Amish barn raising.

The biggest stud on the WAPL air-staff.

The most well hung current Minnesota Viking quarterback.
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 13th 2010
LOOKING FOR A USED CAR? As a public service of the Rick and Len Show, here's some warning signs to watch out for.

THE USED CAR YOU’RE LOOKING AT MY HAVE BEEN DRIVEN IN NEENAH

If it has seats that are soggier than Zsa Zsa Gabor's Depends...the used car you're looking at may have been driven in Neenah.

If the floor mats are wetter than the front row seats at a Melissa Etheridge concert...the used car you're looking at may have been driven in Neenah.

If it appears to have been submerged longer than a Chilean gold miner...the used car you're looking at may have been driven in Neenah.

If it looks like it’s spent more time floating in water than the teeth in the glass next to Larry King's bed...the used car you're looking at may have been driven in Neenah.

If the interior smells fishier than Rosie O'Donnell's breath...the used car you're looking at may have been driven in Neenah.

If the Jesus on the dashboard is wearing water wings and a scuba mask...the used car you're looking at may have been driven in Neenah.

And if it's covered with more muck than a Tom Barrett/Scott Walker campaign ad...the used car you're looking at has definitely been driven in Neenah.
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 11th 2010
Check out this video of the Catalonia Bavaro in Punta Cana, the resort we're staying at for 2011 WAPL International Incident trip. What a lush, exotic paradise. And check out that pizza!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9XmPN8QXiI

For more information or to book your trip click here or call FOX WORLD TRAVEL toll-free at 866-GOFOXGO.
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 11th 2010
October 8th City of Wausau
Police and firefighters rescued a man from the frigid waters of the Wisconsin River at Big Bull Falls Park in downtown Wausau. The man, who according to police was drunk, had reportedly chased a one-legged goose into the river in his attempt to capture it. He told police he planned the roast the goose. Police arrested the man on a charge of bail jumping. The goose remains at large.

September 30th City of Beaver Dam
A man on North Center Street reported that his neighbor had his trash cans out too early and that it was causing him undo stress. An officer talked to the man and explained to him that the cans can be out for 24 hours prior to pick-up.

October 3rd City of Oshkosh
A 41-year-old Oklahoma man was arrested and jailed by Oshkosh police for substantial battery after he punched an acquaintance in the face during an argument. The two men had been arguing over who could perform a military physical training test the best.

September 25th City of De Pere
Police were called to the Burger King on Main Avenue where a woman who was not pleased with her Oreo shake allegedly tossed a Hershey's pie at a restaurant employee.

October 5th City of Shawano
A man was cited for a causing disturbance and banned from the Shawano Rec Center after reportedly slapping a lifeguard on the buttocks.

September 19th De Pere
A Shopko employee was cited for allegedly stealing $164 worth of candy, mascara and Old Spice deodorant.

September 26th City of Fond du Lac
A vehicle driven by a 30-year-old man crashed into a porch on North Military Road. The man admitted to police that he had slammed six beers and "floored it" because he was mad at his wife.

October 1st City of West Allis
Police arrested a 40-year-old man on South Stratton Drive after he pulled some Asian lilies out of the resident’s garden and attempted to smoke them.

October 2nd City of Oshkosh
A 23-year-old man was arrested for domestic disorderly conduct after he got into a disturbance with his girlfriend at a residence on North Eagle Street. According to the police report while sitting on the couch, the put his hand over his girlfriend's mouth to stop her from talking.

October 3rd Town of Menasha
While checking an abandoned hotel on Holly Road, an officer encountered three males on a second floor balcony. They told the officer they knew it was private property, but heard it was haunted and were looking for ghosts.
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 8th 2010
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...Al, the farmer who called us this week to complain about the Help Twitchy raffle to raise money for an 11-year-old Van Dyne boy with a rare and severe form of Tourette's Syndrome that was treated with an experimental surgery that the insurance company won't cover leaving his parents with well over a hundred thousand dollars in medical bills.

(When Al called us on Wednesday he was angry that people would want to "bail out" this kid’s family just because he had an illness when nobody is bailing out him and his farm. He questioned where the priorities of most Americans are that they don't seem to care about farmers like him but they would give money to help some sick kid. He has since called to clarify his position and say that he doesn't mind if people want to help the kid.)

Still,

For proving that the organic fertilizer storage container isn't the only thing on his farm that's full of crap.

For showing about as much compassion as Paris Hilton shows intelligence.

For being so heartless and brainless he should be skipping down the yellow brick road with Dorothy and the lion.

For making comments so ludicrous it makes you wonder what gets plowed more, him or his fields.

We are proud to name Al, the farmer (despite the fact that we sympathize with his plight and his frustration) as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!

Make your donation by clicking on the Help Twitchy Raffle icon and get into the drawing for great prizes while helping this great kid and his family! Raffle ends next week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 8th 2010
Yesterday, the website Deadspin released photos that they claim are Brett Favre's penis. You may recall, back in August we told you about Deadspin's claim that while with the Jets, Brett Favre was texting photos of his penis to a former cheerleader turned reporter. According to the report, the woman received several pics from Brett including one were he was wearing a pair of Croqs and pleasuring himself.

WE ARE NOT GOING TO PUT THE PIC ON OUR WEB SITE!

But you can see them by clicking here and watching the Deadspin video...if you must.

Here's a little tune about it...with pictures (but not THOSE pictures!)



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AuEuYyfL0o
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 7th 2010
Comic Brian Regan is bringing is unique brand of funny to the Fox Cities Performing Arts Center October 10th!

Tune into the Rick and Len Show all next week for your chances to win tickets!!!!!

Or don't take your chances, click here to buy your tickets now!

And make sure you watch the video below. It may help you win the tickets on Friday!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXc4FNxQ_h0
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post