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jun 7th 2010
Maybe she thought she was trying out for the show Gone In 60 Seconds?
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jun 6th 2010
This is the actual cover of the current issue of Vermont Catholic magazine, the monthly publication put out by the Diocese of Burlington.

Some pictures just don't need captions.
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jun 5th 2010
Little minds in evil acts! lol When they ask him in jail, "What are you in here for?". And he replies, "Wearing diapers.". OMG hells gonna break loose!
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jun 4th 2010
Tune into the Rick and Len Show in the week ahead. All R&L Show contest winners will get into a drawing to win a Nintendo Wii System with both Wii Sports and the new Wii Sports Resort!
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jun 4th 2010
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...20-year-old Dillon Makuski of Amherst who, this week, was convicted on charges relating to a burglary back in September. According to the police report, Makuski broke into a home because he likes to wear diapers and thought there might be some in the house. While searching Makuski, a deputy allegedly found six dirty diapers in his pockets, along with a large diaper he was wearing. Makuski told the deputy he got the diapers from a different house that he did not break into.

So,

For stealing dirty diapers instead of dirty panties like any real self-respecting pervert.

For claiming he got the diapers from a home that he didn't break into which is an explanation that might be as full of crap as the pilfered Pampers in his pockets.

For being an adult who wears diapers making him just a set of suspenders away from being Larry King.

We are proud to name the dirty diaper desperado, Dillon Makuski as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week!
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jun 4th 2010
http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/2010/06/this_is_not_how_youre_supposed.php
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jun 3rd 2010
GAWKER.com found something interesting. There is a website called "Help a Reporter Out" where journalists can turn to other journalists looking for help on troublesome stories. This week, a reporter at CNN turned to the site looking for help on a story he was working on about "The Good Side of the Oil Spill". Well, isn't he Mr. Glass Half Full!. I was amused by some of the suggestions made by readers on Gawker.com and took some of their suggestions and added a few of my own to compose this list of...

THE TOP TEN GOOD THINGS ABOUT THE GULF OF MEXICO OIL SPILL

10. Promotes less energy use by discouraging vacations to Florida and the Gulf Coast.

9. Provides Dawn dish-washing liquid with the perfect green ad campaign.

8. Allows rainbows to occur ON the ocean, rather than above it.

7. Orthodox Jews will be less tempted to eat shrimp.

6. Will save scientists indexing and cataloging all the species living in the gulf a lot of time.

5. Increased bird viscosity for maximum performance!

4. One good hurricane and nothing on the gulf coast is going to squeak or rust for years.

3. Finally some great porn quality photos for oil-covered sea-lion fetishists.

2. Providing much needed lubrication for gay pelicans.

1. If the oil continues to flow, it could cover the entire ocean, killing off all marine life eventually leading to the to the extinction of man saving us from having to ever again watch CNN.
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jun 3rd 2010
Tom Selleck announced this week that they're working on a new sequel to the 1980's hit THREE MEN AND A BABY. Just what the world has been waiting for. They apparently talked about doing the sequel 5 years ago but at the time, Steve Guttenberg said he was too busy. Really? Really? Really??????


To the best of my knowledge, the last time Steve Guttenberg was busy...

Pam Anderson was still an A-cup.

It was still possible to tell Joan Rivers from the Crypt Keeper.

Rick Ocasek was having hits with The Cars, not parking them.

Don Majkowski was still asking his barber, "how do you think it would look if you cut it short in front and left it long in back"?

Kirstie Alley was getting thong modeling offers.

A hit by Bobby Brown referred to a song not a contusion on Whitney Houston.

Tom Mahoney owned a comb.

Elton John was straight, Michael Jackson was black and Rick Astley was cool.

Beetlejuice still referred to a movie starring Michael Keaton not the contents of Paul McCartney's colostomy bag.
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jun 3rd 2010
ESQUIRE Magazine has just put out their annual "Best Bars in America" issue. As a sidebar, they list some signs you are in a badbar. For instance, if all the bartenders are wearing name tags. I couldn't agree more. However, here's the Rick and Len shows own...

SIGNS YOU'RE IN A BAD BAR

If not only does the beer smell skunky, so do several parts of your waitress...you might be in a bad bar.

If you can't hear the jukebox over the sound of Ugly Betty blaring from the television...you might be in a bad bar.

If you can't hear the jukebox over the sound of ugly Betty, while she’s waiting on tables...you might be in a bad bar.

If the only tunes on the jukebox are Vanilla Ice's greatest hits...redone by Celine Dion...you might be in a bad bar.

If the glasses are as filthy as a Lindsey Lohan pap smear...you might be in a bad bar.

If all their top shelf whiskeys are Wal-Mart store brand...you might be in a bad bar.

If it's packed with more douche bags than the dressing rooms on The View...you might be in a bad bar.

If the only dark brown liquor in the place, is an African-American lesbian...you’re definitely in a bad bar!
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jun 3rd 2010
This is not the way you're supposed to fly out of the Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport. Check out this driver trying to depart the parking lot at the D-FW Airport in a real hurry early Tuesday morning. What do you think? Was she dumb, drunk or stoned?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWk4MCQaHrc&feature=player_embedded
Answer: Police believe she was drunk!
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jun 2nd 2010
Who the hell is David Hunstberger, you may be asking yourself. Unless, of course, you're like me, and you're asking yourself, "Why is this sharp pain shooting up my left arm?" I'm sure it's nothing.

David Hunstberger is the guy you can see tonight, WAPL night, I might add, at Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton. What's so damn special about WAPL night, you ask? (Damn, you ask a lot of questions!) Well, on WAPL night, you get two for one admission. Make sure you mention that when you make your reservations at 920-739-JOKE.

If you can't make it tonight, see David Friday or Saturday nights at 8 or 10:15, but it's going to cost you full price (which is still pretty damn cheap!)

Hear David tomorrow morning round about 8 o-clock on the Rick and Len Show. And make sure you check out this very timely clip of David Huntsberger in action. Doing comedy that is. What were you thinking? Sicko!


http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/HumansVsEarth

(Is it just me or, if when you look back on this post, does it look like I just came from a half-price sale on commas!)
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

jun 2nd 2010
After 40 years of marriage, Al and Tipper Gore announced yesterday that they're calling it quits. They say they've just "grown apart". But what are the real reasons? Here's our top ten:


REASONS WHY AL AND TIPPER HAVE SPLIT

10. Tipper discovered an inconvenient truth...Al was banging Bombshell McGee.

9. After 20 years, Al just wants to be able to listen to 2 Live Crew in his own house, for god sake.

8. All Al's proof of global warming has done nothing to keep Tipper from becoming frigid.

7. Every time Tipper enumerates the many reasons she loved him, Al would demand a recount.

6. Al thinks he can watch porn on-line 24-7 just because he invented the internet.

5. Unresolved issues after Tipper pawned the Nobel Prize trophy Al received for his work fighting global warming and used the cash to buy a Hummer.

4. Al never got over the fact that during their famous kiss at the 2000 Democratic convention, he tasted Bill Clinton on Tipper's lips.

3. Al started blaming global warming on Tipper's menopausal
hot flashes.

2. Tipper was just sick of him referring to her lady parts as the "lockbox".

1. Not really sure why they're breaking up, but you can bet your ass that whatever Al wins in the divorce settlement, the Supreme Court will award to George W. Bush.
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jun 2nd 2010



Oh, the wonders of the internet. You can now buy a scarf that once wrapped around your neck, gives you a pseudo boob job!
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jun 1st 2010
May 23rd Village of Howard
Police were called to Woodman's Grocery Store where an 80-year-old woman on an electric scooter was cited for shoplifting Super Poligrip denture adhesive.

May 17th City of West Allis
Police were called to the Pick 'n Save where a 64-year-old woman was arrested for shoplifting wrinkle cream.

March 20th City of Portage
A 20-year-old man was cited for urinating in public after he was spotted relieving himself into flower pots in front of the Hair Lair salon.

May 19th Village of Winneconne
Police investigated a report of a violation of a restraining order. The woman who filed the order told police her ex-husband had phoned her twice and called her "Lucifer".

May 23rd City of Beaver Dam
A man called police to report his ex-girlfriend was yelling at him while they were shopping at the Dollar Tree.

May 22nd City of Beaver Dam
A man on North Lincoln Avenue called police to report that a dog had urinated on his couch. The couch was outside for a garage sale when the dog ran up and relieved himself on it. Police made contact with the dog's owner who returned to the residence and cleaned the couch.

May 11th City of Brown Deer
A video game system and bowling balls valued at more than $600 were taken from a car on North 50th. The car's owner heard his car alarm but didn't call police at the time...because he was tired.

May 23rd City of New Berlin
A 22-year-old man was arrested for disorderly conduct after pushing a television off of a dresser at his girlfriend's residence. The man told police he did it out of anger because he and his girlfriend had gotten into an argument over what radio station to listen to.

May 23rd City of Wauwatosa
A television and a DVD player were taken from an apartment on Eagle Street. The victim told police he later received a phone call from a person who said, "Thanks for the 32-inch TV," then hung up.
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may 28th 2010




See some of the best f$#%ing bands play some of the best f$#%ing songs at the world's largest f$#%ing music fest.

Every weekday morning at about 9 we will continue to play your choices for THE BEST F$#%ING SONG OF ALL TIME!

Each day we'll select one entry and play that day's BEST F$#%ING SONG OF ALL TIME!

If we select your entry between now and June 18th, we'll put you in a drawing to win a 4 pack of tickets for Summerfest AND $100 in Summerfest gift cards that can be used for:

* Summerfest admission tickets
* Marcus Amphitheater concert tickets
* Food and Beverages
* Cool Summerfest merchandise
* Jimmying a lock on a cheap door

Just click the BEST F$#%ING SONG OF ALL TIME icon above or on the right and make your case for what you think is the BEST F$#%ING SONG OF ALL TIME! If you convince us that your selection is the BEST F$#%ING SONG OF ALL TIME you may end up partying like a big f$#%ing rock star at Summerfest!
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may 28th 2010
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week…The highly intoxicated Green Lake County man who frightened the residents of a home near Princeton Monday night. The home owner told police that she feared the man was trying to enter her home and thought she had heard one or more gun shots. Responding sheriff's deputies found the suspect not carrying a gun and armed only with a old bicycle seat. Deputies determined the gun shots the caller had heard were actually just the sound of the man repeatedly hitting the side of the caller's house with the bicycle seat. The bicycle seat wielding man eventually realized that, due to his level of intoxication, he was pounding on the wrong house. Deputies arrested the man but didn't say why he was carrying a bicycle seat.

So,

For not realizing that even if the only part of a bicycle you have is the seat, it's no reason to get Huffy.

For proving that there are crimes you can commit with a bicycle seat that don't even involve sniffing it.

And for actions that could get him locked up with someone who will be happy to pound his seat for him.

We are proud to name the intoxicated Green Lake County man who frightened the residents of a home near Princeton when he pounded on the wrong house with his bike seat as this week's Rick and Len...WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
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may 28th 2010
Damn this is funny!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY9PeJOZpeA
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may 27th 2010
Nicholas Anthony will join Rick and Len Friday morning! Why? Sadly, because he has nothing better to do! Well, that and because he's appearing at the Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton.

Tonight (5.27) is WAPL night. Mention that when you make your reservation and get 2 for 1 admission! 920-734-JOKE.

If you can't see him tonight, check him out Friday or Saturday night.

Look for me at one of the Saturday night shows and, if you see me, come by and say "hi" and I PROMISE I will pay the drink tab for your entire group!!!

How can I afford to make that promise? Simple. I won't be at the Skyline Saturday night. But you're free to look for me. In the meantime, get a little sample of Nicholas Anthony bringing the funny in the clip below.

-Rick-

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may 24th 2010
May 18th City of Beaver Dam
Police received an anonymous report about a group of teens standing in the roadway on North Spring Street. Police made contact with the teens and found out that they were just throwing bottles in the air.

May 16th City of Beaver Dam
An employee at a restaurant on Front Street reported that there were people there who did not want to pay the full price of their food. The customers explained to officers that the food they were served was cold, however, admitted that they did eat it all. They were instructed by police to pay for the food.

May 12th Village of Randolph
An officer responded to a report of an intoxicated man driving a riding lawn mower with a chainsaw attached to the front.

May 19th City of Marshfield
A South Maple Street man requested police check on his 31-year-old neighbor who had been up all night...chanting.

May 16th City of West Allis
Police were called to Pick 'n Save where a 17-year-old boy was caught shoplifting a package of Playtex tampons. According to police, a value estimate for the tampons was not available.

May 17th City of Beaver Dam
A man called police from Stone Street telling them he wanted two people removed from his father's funeral dinner. The people had not been invited. They left quietly after they finished eating.

May 15th City of Wausau
Police received a report of the theft of a 1994 Mercury Cougar valued at $1,700 that contained the cremated remains of the owner's father and grandfather. Upon investigation, officers learned that the car was towed and crushed for scrap. The whereabouts of the cremated remains remains unknown.
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may 24th 2010
Clearly the dumbest thing I've seen in eons was an article I ran across this weekend. A columnist in a Michigan newspaper was concerned that her two aging dogs had not lived fulfilling lives. As a result, she suggested that all dog owners create a "bucket list" of things their pooch wants to do before they die. WTF?

Well, as stupid as that is, here's what might be on your dog's "bucket list" (if you had a dog and if you were bat sh*t crazy enough to make a list for him.)

TOP 10 THINGS ON YOUR DOG'S "BUCKET LIST".

10. Order one of everything off the menu at Lombardi's Steak House.

9. Visit The White House, The Vatican and Buckingham Palace...and drink out of their toilets.

8. Put a tight, gay-ass looking collar around your neck and walk you around the frickin' neighborhood on a leash.

7. To hell with doogie style, would, just once, like to do it missionary.

6. Finally catch that g-damn chuck wagon.

5. Neuter Bob Barker.

4. How about you fetch the stick one time, a-hole.

3. You know that thing you do when you pretend to throw the ball and he runs after it but it's still in your hand? The next time you do that...respond by biting your nuts off.

2. Bang that bitch, Lassie.

1. Sniff a little schnauzer ass!
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