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PAPER TRAINING
I was grocery shopping today when for the first time I noticed something unusual in the TP aisle. Why are there dogs on all the Cottenelle toilet paper packages? Are the fine folks at Kimberly-Clark now attempting to expand their market by promoting their finest toilet tissues for use by canine-Americans? Genius!

What a great untapped market! So much better to wipe their doggie dupas with super soft aloe & E treated two-ply than having them drag their asses across the new carpet. Now, if they can just come up with a way to teach the dogs to use the paper to wipe themselves. Hopefully, they won\'t leave as many disgusting paper bits on their behinds as those darn Charmin bears.