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oct 13th
ROLLING IN THE RIVER
LOOKING FOR A USED CAR? As a public service of the Rick and Len Show, here\'s some warning signs to watch out for.

THE USED CAR YOU’RE LOOKING AT MY HAVE BEEN DRIVEN IN NEENAH

If it has seats that are soggier than Zsa Zsa Gabor\'s Depends...the used car you\'re looking at may have been driven in Neenah.

If the floor mats are wetter than the front row seats at a Melissa Etheridge concert...the used car you\'re looking at may have been driven in Neenah.

If it appears to have been submerged longer than a Chilean gold miner...the used car you\'re looking at may have been driven in Neenah.

If it looks like it’s spent more time floating in water than the teeth in the glass next to Larry King\'s bed...the used car you\'re looking at may have been driven in Neenah.

If the interior smells fishier than Rosie O\'Donnell\'s breath...the used car you\'re looking at may have been driven in Neenah.

If the Jesus on the dashboard is wearing water wings and a scuba mask...the used car you\'re looking at may have been driven in Neenah.

And if it\'s covered with more muck than a Tom Barrett/Scott Walker campaign ad...the used car you\'re looking at has definitely been driven in Neenah.