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mar 10th
AN INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT THAT WILL SHIVER YOUR TIMBERS

Last night, virtually the entire International Incident crew went on a pirate ship cruise and a fun time was had by all. However, some scurvy landlubbers tried to pass themselves off as real pirates. (I\'m looking at you Jeff & Tammy and Bob & Lisa).

So, here\'s some signs...you might not be a real pirate!

If when you hear the word poop-deck, the first thing that comes to mind is the time you ran out of toilet paper during a poker game and had to wipe with the playing cards...you might not be a real pirate.

If the only time you\'ve ever heard the phrase "blow the man down" was at a pool party at George Michaels...you might not be a real pirate.

If the only time you\'ve seen a man hung....was at that same George Michael pool party...you might not be a real pirate.

If your favorite letter of the alphabet between Q and T is S (and not Rrrrrr)...you might not be a real pirate.

If you think Davy Jones locker is located at the gym right between Mickey Dolenz and Mike Nesmith\'s lockers...you might not be a real pirate.

If when you hear the term booty, you think of Jennifer Lopez before you think of gold dubloons...you might not be a real pirate.

If the closest you\'ve ever come to performing an old sea shanty is singing along with the McDonald\'s "Gimmie that filet \'o fish" jingle...you are definitely not a real pirate!