Hot enough for ya? Just how hot is is it this week.
IT\'S SO HOT...
People are going hunting with Dick Cheney just for the extra air holes in their faces.
People are watching that Jon and Kate show just for the icy stares.
Brett Favre is signing with the Vikings just for the chilly reception from Packer fans.
Women are offering to have sex with Rick just because they think it will make them frigid.
Blogger Perez Hilton is hanging out with rappers just to get knocked cold.
Brewer batters are going to the plate just to get fanned.
Former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich is soliciting more bribes just to get sent to the cooler.
The sun will make the bodies of those attending Country USA so red you won’t be able to tell necks from the rest of their bodies.
The only person who found a way to stay cool this week was Ed McMahon!