We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the so far, unidentified 20-year-old Lawrence University student who police believe burglarized the Memorial Presbyterian Church on November 13th and stole four offering plates, a nativity set, a crystal cross from the communion table and a pet rabbit named Twinkles.
Police suspected the student after they were called to his Trevor Hall dorm room by his roommate who was in need of medical assistance. While in the room, an officer recognized Twinkles the rabbit from a photo provided to them by the church. After obtaining a search warrant, police seized Twinkles and a lock picking kit they found in the room. They also found a receipt from a pet store for a rabbit cage, purchased the same day and the burglary.
For not realizing that there are better ways to get a little tail when you’re in college than to steal a rabbit.
For not understanding that it’s not acceptable to commit a crime in a church…unless you are wearing a white collar.
For having the misfortune of having a roommate who just so happened to require medical assistance a just few days after he allegedly committed the burglary proving that while having one rabbits’ foot may be lucky…having all four is clearly not.
We are proud to name the Lawrence University student suspected of breaking into a church and stealing a rabbit as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!