A guy in Manchester, New Hampshire was robbed while wearing a chicken suit. What kind of guys robs a dude dressed like a chicken? How little self-respect does this guy have as a criminal? To help you avoid making the same mistake, here’s the…
TOP TEN THINGS TO ASK YOURSELF BEFORE ROBBING A GUY IN A CHICKEN SUIT
10. How do you think a guy busted for robbing a kid in a chicken suit will do in prison?
9. Do you want to get charged with “fowl play”?
8. Does he know the 11 secret herbs and spices.
7. If this goes wrong, am I okay being known as the guy who got the stuffing beat out of him by some dude dressed like Big Bird’s special needs cousin?
6. How much money could a guy who makes a living impersonating poultry really be carrying?
5. How long until the Statue of Liberty woman is back outside the tax place?
4. If I throttle him during the robbery, will I be charged with choking the chicken in public?
3. Is he concealing a gun in his egg hole?
2. What’s more embarrassing? Wearing a chicken suit? Robbing a guy wearing a chicken suit. Or getting your ass kicked by Scott Walker twice in less than two years?
1. Will I fry for this?