A new survey revealed 10 things that 90% of Americans can agree on. Such as: 90% believe in God, oppose cloning, and beleive it's wrong for married people to have affairs. But what kind of things can we ALL agree on?
THINGS 100% OF AMERICANS CAN AGREE ON
10. That guy who held the three girls in Cleveland, it wouldn’t be so bad if a pitbull used his testicles as a chew toy.
9. No matter how much he denies it, Ryan Seacrest’s picture should be on a $3 bill.
8. We all hope we live long enough to see Justin Bieber have his career crash and burn, lose everything and eventually get arrested for breaking into vending machines for small change.
7. Kim Kardashian is more attractive when she’s not speaking.
6. Would rather party with Charlie Sheen than the late arch bishop Fulton Sheen.
5. Rum Chata taste like the milk left in the bowl after eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal.
4. Jay Cutler always looks like he would be more at home in a Twilight movie than a football game.
3. The Star Wars prequels sucked harder than a toothless whore.
2. Governor Walker’s eyes are so crossed he has to sit sideways at movie theaters.
1. It would be easier to get your partner to go downtown if our genitals tasted like bacon.