REASONS THE POPE IS SELLING HIS HARLEY
10. Too hard getting his helmet on over his big pope hat.
9. There’s no pocket for his holy water bottle in his assless chaps.
8. Figured he didn’t need it anymore since he popped that 1450 V Twin engine into the Popemobile.
7. Kept getting his rosary beads tangled in his wallet chain.
6. Getting more and more difficult finding affordable black leather cassocks.
5. You try getting up for 6am mass on Sunday morning after a long Saturday poker run.
4. Always getting his vestments caught in the g-damn crankshaft.
3. Got tired of people asking him he we was with the Holy Rollers.
2. Caught a lot of flak for letting Full Throttle Saloon use the Vatican baptismal fountain for wet T shirt contests during this past summer’s bike week.
1. Just like most guys, his wife is making him!