WAYS TO PUNISH JUSTIN BIEBER FOR GOING TO DISNEYLAND IN A WHEELCHAIR JUST SO HE COULD CUT THE LINES
WAYS TO PUNISH JUSTIN BIEBER FOR GOING TO DISNEYLAND IN A WHEELCHAIR JUST SO HE COULD CUT THE LINES.
10. Tie him to the tracks of the Big Thunder Mountain Railroad.
9. Stick Chip or Dale so far up his butt Richard Gere turns green with envy.
8. Bind and gag him and toss him in the Finding Nemo pond where he’ll sleep with the fishes.
7. Require him to go in head first to relieve Dumbo's constipation.
6. Make him walk the plank on the Pirates of the Caribbean. (Change name to Pirates of the Caribbieber.)
5. Let the seven dwarves repeatedly hit him in the head with their pick axes. That’s the kind of work that would definitely make me whistle while doing.
4. Make him have sex with Pluto or Donald since he’s already f’n goofy.
3. Hold his tongue on Walt Disney’s frozen body until it sticks there.
2. Cut off his penis and appropriately display it on the It’s a Small World ride.
1. Make him pay full price admission!