We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…. Milwaukee County Assistant District Attorney Bruce Landgraf who this week, while serving as special prosecutor in Brown County, recommended Green Bay Mayor Jim Schmitt be ONLY fined $4,000 and sentenced to 40 hours of community service for violating state campaign finance laws.
For not tossing the mayor in jail...a development as big a disappointment to me as I always was to my parents.
For sentencing him to 40 hours of community service when serving the community is the very definition of a mayor's job. It's like sentencing a truck driver to drive truck, a paper maker to make paper or a highway worker to lean on a shovel.
And for ignoring all of our suggestions for punishments that included but were not limited to...
Lifelong suspension from the Lollypop Guild.
Making the mayor to resign from office and return to his old job, chasing after the kids who stole his Lucky Charms.
Forcibly shaving his eyebrows and using the hair to make fur coats for baboons going through chemotherapy.
And putting one of those "You must be at least this tall" signs on his wife.
We are proud to name the special prosecutor who recommended Mayor Jim Schmitt only be fined $4,000 and sentenced to 40 hours of community service...as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!