PRESIDENTIAL TRIVIA YOU NEVER LEARNED IN SCHOOL
George Washington...To his grave, denied cutting down that cherry tree, Insisting it was just "fake news" from the irresponsible mainstream media.
Martin Van Buren…he was not only our first president born to immigrants from the Netherlands. He was also the first president to use the White House master bedroom to give his wife a Dutch Oven.
Rutherford B. Hayes...sported a beard his entire adult life just to cover the fact that he had a chin that looked like a schnauzer’s butthole.
Grover Cleveland...remains the only president to share a first name with a Sesame Street character not counting President Snuffleupagus Jackson.
Richard Nixon…was so crooked he was buried in a coffin shaped like the letter C.
President Lyndon Johnson...would host baseball games on the White House lawn during which he’d amuse his staff by using his abnormally large penis as a bat.
Warren Harding... during his first term, his vice president was his imaginary friend "Skippy".
Dwight D. Eisenhower was so fond of the game of golf because the balls had exactly the same number of dimples as his wife’s pudenda.
James Madison...inadvertently started the War of 1812 when he refused to apologize for a particularly loud and noxious fart he let during a state dinner with the British ambassador.
President Bill Clinton...once got his penis stuck in the drain of a bathtub he mistook for a chubby, white girl.