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TOP TEN WAYS THIS AREA WILL BE AFFECTED BY GLOBAL WARMING AS A RESULT OF THE U.S. PULLING OUT OF THE PARIS ACCORD


THE WAYS THIS AREA WILL BE AFFECTED BY GLOBAL WARMING AS A RESULT OF THE U.S. PULLING OUT OF THE PARIS ACCORD

10. January spearing on Lake Winnebago will be made more difficult as sturgeon are scared off by all the water skiers.

9. Salt purchased for Appleton winter roads will be used to rim Meade Park municipal pool in effort to convert it to Meade Park municipal margarita.

8. Testicle Festival in Dundas will be cancelled due to all the cattle having sweated their balls off.

7. By the time Green Bay alderman Guy Zima gets home from the grocery store, the steaks in his pants will be already broiled.

6. All Oshkosh meth labs will be converted to make sunscreen.

5. After Wisconsin Dells parks close due to lack of water, Fond du Lac will become a popular destination for tourists who just want to splash around in the yellow puddles.

4. To avoid heat stroke, Packers will play the NFC Championship game at Lambeau on anniversary of famed Ice Bowl in just their undies.

3. Residents of homes in Menasha that get shot up by drive-by shooters will be thankful for the additional ventilation.

2. Little Chute Cheese Fest has no choice but to become Little Chute Fondue Fest.

1. When Green Bay Mayor Jim Schmitt is all red-faced it will be from sunburn not just because he's mad at me for revealing he gets all his tiny suits by robbing baby coffins.