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jun 20th
TOP TEN REASONS THE PACKERS OR THEIR FANS SHOULD BE SUING THE BEARS.


The nice gentleman in the picture is suing the Chicago Bears because this past season they banned him from appearing on the edge of the field during pregame warmups in all his Packer paraphernalia.

REASONS THE PACKERS OR THEIR FANS SHOULD BE SUING THE BEARS.

10. Impersonating a professional football team, obviously.

9. Leaving wet clumps of vajayjay sand on Lambeau every time Cutler played here.

8. To seek reimbursement for optical bills incurred by fans who attended games in Chicago and had to look at that eye sore they call a stadium.

7. For their fans coming to our state and defiling Green Bay, Door County and the Dells with their putrid FIB stank.

6. Seeking damages incurred to the Lambeau visitor’s locker room by flooding from post-game Cutler tears.

5. Want settlement to repair structural damage to buildings throughout the upper Midwest caused by the earth quaking when George Halas rolls over in his grave every time the Bears lose to the Packers at home.

4. For years they had a coach whose poor performance sullied the good name of Mrs. Thurston Howell the 3rd.

3. For the pain and suffering caused by Mike Ditka making that style of moustache so popular in Chicago, poor Wisconsinites can't tell if they're meeting a Bear fan or a gay 70's porn star.

2. They want reparations for injuries sustained to hundreds of thousands of fans' tympanic membranes when, in mass, they jammed pointy objects in their ears to avoid listening to the Super Bowl Shuffle.

1. Just trying to recover cost of all the daggers Wayne Larrivee has gone through announcing Packer-Bear games. For their fans coming to our state and sullying Green Bay, Door County and the Dells with their putrid FIB stank.