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jan 5th
WEENIE OF THE YEAR 2017

         Robert and Desiree--2017 WEENIES OF THE YEAR!

It is not 2ND RUNNER-UP; Robert Ahorner of Elkhorn in Walworth County. Ahorner was arrested earlier in May after an incident where he had reportedly been drinking for five hours at his home and got into an argument with his wife when she found him looking at internet porn. Ahorner reportedly told her “If I'm not using it, I might as well shoot it off,” as he grabbed his then-UNloaded 9mm semi-automatic pistol, pointed it at his penis and pulled the trigger. When his wife just walked away, Ahorner allegedly went into the bathroom, loaded the gun and fired four shots to make his wife think he was shooting his penis off. In reality, he was just shooting the gun into the floor.

Despite thinking he could intimidate his wife by making her think he was going off half-cocked and despite leaving his bathroom floor with more busted holes than the gynecologist sees on the day of the Kardashian’s annual family pap smears. Robert Ahorner of Elkhorn is not our Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE YEAR.

And it is not our 1ST RUNNER UP; the unidentified 70-year-old Waukesha man who in June reportedly hired a prostitute and after having sex with her in his apartment tried to pay her with $2 in quarters. When the woman demanded more for her services, the man told her all he had was two pair of edible panties but he wouldn’t give her those because they cost $9 a pair and he was planning to give them to other women. When the prostitute asked for just one of the two pair and he failed to comply she stabbed him in the arm before leaving with her eight quarters and one of the pairs of the edible panties.

Despite being really tight…which is more than you could probably say about the prostitute and despite trying to pay a hooker with less change than it takes to buy a candy bar from a hotel vending machine…and hopefully she satisfied more than a Snickers…he is not our 2017 WEENIE OF THE YEAR!

No, we are proud to name as this year’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Year… Desiree Anderson and Robert Beasley, a married couple from Milwaukee who were busted after video of them having sex on the bleachers near the concession stand at the open-air Coliseum at the Wisconsin State Fair surfaced on line. The couple appeared to know they were being filmed during their public intercourse. At one point in the video, the man’s is seen waving at the camera.



So,

For not realizing that just because the Wisconsin State Fair has a swine barn doesn’t mean you get to act like a couple of pigs.

For not understanding that just because so many of the foods at the State Fair ARE, doesn’t mean your wife has to be on a stick as well.

For not knowing that there are so many cheap rides at the state fair you don’t have to bring your own.

And for thinking she had to be just as filled with cream as the Fair's legendary puffs.

We are proud to name Robert Beasley and Desiree Anderson, the Wisconsin State Fair bleacher humpers as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIES OF THE YEAR!