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feb 5th 2010
Hey, you remember how you cried at the end of Old Yeller when they had to shoot the dog? And when Kevin Costner asks his dad to have a catch at the end of Field of Dreams, how that brings a tear to your eye? Or how around twelve scenes in Schindler's List had you reaching for the Kleenex?

And when Darth Vader dies at the end of Return of the Jedi, remember how you absolutely balled your eyes out? Wait. You didn't cry during a Star Wars movie? That's right... because no one does. Except this guy's wife:
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feb 5th 2010
She isn't that bad for her age. How old is she? Let's see all you bald beer belly men at that age.
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feb 4th 2010
Daisy Duke.  Hotness.

Sure, the Duke Boys had fun getting away from Boss Hog.  And the General Lee jumping over creeks and crashing through stuff was always cool. 

Them Duke Boys sure are in a mess o' trouble this time...

But you know the real reason you watched The Dukes of Hazzard was for Daisy and her short shorts.
One more photo for good measure.

Please hold on to that image.  Look at the images above one more time.  Because they're about to be destroyed forever.

Seriously. 
Turn away now. 
While you still can.






Sorry about that.  I warned you.

You can read more about what Catherine Bach (aka Daisy Duke) has been up to lately here: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1248044/Dukes-Hazzards-Catherine-Bach-swaps-hotpants-comfy-sweatpants.html
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feb 4th 2010
Wanna know what Tiger Woods' problem is?  It's not that he's a "sex addict" (the whole sex rehab thing is ridiculous anyway).  It's that he's married.

Wanna bang a different girl (or several different girls... or multiple girls at once) in every city on the PGA Tour?  Wanna send the dirtiest, filthiest, most lurid text messages imaginable?  Want to do it all and never have to worry about getting caught?

Then don't get married.  If you're not married, no one cares.  Tired of one blonde model?  Wanna nail a brunette one this time?  Or that cocktail waitress who says she has a sex swing in her bedroom?  If you're single, you can.  No wife at home means no one to take half your money when she finds out. And no reporter is going to think "Single Guy Gets Laid" will win him a Pulitzer.

Just ask somewhat douchey, but total poon-hound John Mayer.  He sums it up nicely here:
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/02/03/2010-02-03_john_mayer_tiger_woods_problems_come_from_him_being_married.html
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feb 2nd 2010
Go ahead and wipe your ass with those stupid memos your boss keeps sending you. Literally.

A new invention can turn regular paper into toilet paper. Check out the story here: http://dvice.com/archives/2010/01/white-goat-weir.php
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feb 2nd 2010
OK, this is an insanely weird set of circumstances, but YES, a girl got pregnant after performing oral sex.

And then getting stabbed in the abdomen by her ex-boyfriend who walked in and caught her with the new guy.

Oh, and they know it's not from actual sex because she has no vagina.   Seriously.

Read the whole crazy thing here: http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/discoblog/2010/02/01/ncbi-rofl-thats-one-miraculous-conception/
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