Name: 
Elwood 

Hometown: 
Sycamore, IL 

Birthday: 
December 16th 

Other jobs I've had: 
Convenience store clerk, FedEx package handler 

Hobbies: 
Watching Movies 
Watching TV 
Travel

Obsessions: 
Dr. Pepper 
The Simpsons 

Favorite Movies: 
The Blues Brothers 
Animal House 
The Godfather 
The Godfather, Part II 
A Few Good Men 
The Exorcist

Favorite TV Shows: 
- The Wire - best show ever made. Pick it up on DVD. 
- The Shield - another of the best shows ever made - pick it up on DVD too.
- The Simpsons 
- Game of Thrones
- Dexter
- Homeland
- It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia 
- Battlestar Galactica (the new one) 
- Doctor Who

Best concerts I've attended: 
- The Rolling Stones @ Soldier Field, Chicago - Voodoo Lounge Tour 1994 
- Paul McCartney at Wrigley Field in 2011
- Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers with Pearl Jam @ Summerfest 
- Van Halen 

Death row meal: 
Mom's homemade tacos, Fliet Mignon - medium well, Grandma Harriet's potato salad, a slice of FU Cheesecake, a bag of Reese's Peanut Butter cups, and a case of Dr. Pepper.

People say that I look like: 
Louis C.K. 
My brother Jeff 

Cartoon character I'd most like to have sex with: 
Daphne from Scooby-Doo 

Favorite monkey: 
Mojo the Helper Monkey from The Simpsons 

If I could have any super power: 
I'd like to be able to stop or at least slow down time so I could get more done and still have time to be lazy and watch DVD's. 

Quote: 
"Don't you hate pants?" - Homer Simpson 
"Where's my burrito! Where's my burrito!" - Homer Simpson 

Where I'd rather be right now: 
On a beach. Or sleeping. Or sleeping on a beach.