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Sycamore, IL 

December 16th 

Other jobs I've had: 
Convenience store clerk, FedEx package handler 

Watching Movies 
Watching TV 

Dr. Pepper 
The Simpsons 

Favorite Movies: 
The Blues Brothers 
Animal House 
The Godfather 
The Godfather, Part II 
A Few Good Men 
The Exorcist

Favorite TV Shows: 
- The Wire - best show ever made. Pick it up on DVD. 
- The Shield - another of the best shows ever made - pick it up on DVD too.
- The Simpsons 
- Game of Thrones
- Dexter
- Homeland
- It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia 
- Battlestar Galactica (the new one) 
- Doctor Who

Best concerts I've attended: 
- The Rolling Stones @ Soldier Field, Chicago - Voodoo Lounge Tour 1994 
- Paul McCartney at Wrigley Field in 2011
- Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers with Pearl Jam @ Summerfest 
- Van Halen 

Death row meal: 
Mom's homemade tacos, Fliet Mignon - medium well, Grandma Harriet's potato salad, a slice of FU Cheesecake, a bag of Reese's Peanut Butter cups, and a case of Dr. Pepper.

People say that I look like: 
Louis C.K. 
My brother Jeff 

Cartoon character I'd most like to have sex with: 
Daphne from Scooby-Doo 

Favorite monkey: 
Mojo the Helper Monkey from The Simpsons 

If I could have any super power: 
I'd like to be able to stop or at least slow down time so I could get more done and still have time to be lazy and watch DVD's. 

"Don't you hate pants?" - Homer Simpson 
"Where's my burrito! Where's my burrito!" - Homer Simpson 

Where I'd rather be right now: 
On a beach. Or sleeping. Or sleeping on a beach.

Afternoon Road Show
Mondays - 3 pm - 6 pm
Tuesdays - 3 pm - 6 pm
Wednesdays - 3 pm - 6 pm
Thursdays - 3 pm - 6 pm
Fridays - 3 pm - 6 pm

John Jordan 


Omro, WI (Wisconsin really… I’m sure you were thinking Omro - British Virgin Islands)

November 5th … Scorpio … What’s your sign?

Why I got into radio: 
Women, Fame, Fortune …. Oh …wait !!! To live a nomadic lifestyle, living check to check, bartering CD’s, T-shirts and Xmas Bash Tickets for Food. Ahhhh … now that’s Rock n’ Roll. Or at least the end of a very bad “Behind the Music”episode.

Other jobs I’ve had: 
Video Store Clerk, Dark Minion, Morning Radio DJ, Patsy, Comedic Foil, Comedy Club Manager, Oil Boy for Hawiian Tropic Bikini Team and Shepherd.

Antidisestablishmentarianism, Conspiracy String Theory – wondering if Steven Hawking shot Kennedy from a UFO dressed as Bigfoot while altering the Zapruder film in the same studio they shot the FAKE Apollo 13 moon landing to cover his tread marks. And collecting junk food that looks like famous people. I have a pork rind that looks just like John Lennon and a Cheeto that resembles Jesus. Coincidence?

Horror Movies, Compulsive Disorders, Arranging anything I buy in a grocery store by Food Group, Creating playlists on my iPod (ex: “Songs to Play at My Funeral” and to “Shave By”), “List Shows” (ex) VH1’s “Top 100 Least Metal Moments” or Animal Planet’s “Top 50 Animal Attacks on News Anchors” (speaking of) Watching Fox 11 News to see how long it takes the female anchor to begin looking like Tom Milbourn.

Strange phobias: 
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis – the fear of inhaling a very fine dust (which is ALL OVER… by the way) into your lungs causing an almost incurable respiratory disease. Oh! And men who wear fur coats. *shiver*

Favorite Movies
I have a DVD collection numbering in the 700’s … Kinda’ hard to narrow it down. How ‘bout Comfort Films... Halloween(‘78), Star Wars(‘77), Clerks, The Big Lebowski, Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, American Psycho, anything Hitchcock…. Again 700 + DVDs … This could go on and on and ……

Favorite TV Shows: 
Seinfeld, LOST, South Park, X-Files, Scrubs, Family Guy, Warner Brothers Cartoons, Arrested Development and anything good that’s been cancelled before it’s time.

Best concerts I’ve seen: 
The Eagles (Resch Center ’08), Pearl Jam( Summerfest), Foo Fighters + Chili Peppers (Summerfest), Pink Floyd (Madison 1988), Dave Matthews Band Staples Center L.A., U2 (Vertigo) United Center - Chicago, Rolling Stones(Camp Randal), Monsters of Rock -VH, Scorps., Metallica – (Alpine Valley ’88), Metallica (Resch Center), AC/DC (Bradley Center) 

Concert I would’ve loved to have seen: 
The Doors in some shitty roadside bar.

Death Row Meal: 
Ice Cold BOTTLE of COKE, my late Uncle Bob’s Pizza- Large Cheese & Sausage, Large bag of popcorn –smothered in Butter and Salt from the Downer Theater in Milwaukee and for dessert… “Belts” Soft Serve Ice Cream from Stevens Point.

People say that I look like: 
anyone with curly hair .. from Christopher Adkins (Blue Lagoon) and Willy Aimes to Robert Plant, Sammy Hagar and Matthew McConaughey, …. Y’know… I never get the George Clooney or Brad Pitt it’s always the “wacky” guy like Screech. WTF!!!!

Cartoon Character I’d most like to have sex with: 
Betty AND Veronica – That’s how we get down in my house baby!

Favorite monkey: 
Whatever McNeal said for this … he’s the real expert.

Random radio memory: 
Bob Barron’s “Bong Orientation Story” and “The Paul Harvey Curse Introduction”. Calgaro running over a co-worker in the Appleton Holiday Parade. “Joy to the..Argggh! Sweet baby Jesus!! I Can’t Feel My Legs!

If I could have any superpower: 
The power to make stupid people instantly sterile especially while driving or at the grocery store.

“Buy the Ticket… Take the Ride” – Hunter S. Thompson

What I’m listening to: 
“This American Life” episodes on my iPod.

What I’m watching: 
YOU. Right now...

What I’m reading: 
“Traffic” – The study of how, why, what we drive.
“Tipping Point” , “Your Brain on Music” and Comic Books.

Where I’d rather be right now: 
Warm … Island … Buzzed … Happy

If I could have Theme Music walking down the street it would be: 
The Theme from SHAFT by the late Issac Hayes. R.I.P.

If I could have dinner with any 3 people (living or dead) : 
Jim Morrison, Hunter S. Thompson and Johnny Depp … the Weird Go Pro.
Afternoon Road Show
Mondays - 3 pm - 6 pm
Tuesdays - 3 pm - 6 pm
Wednesdays - 3 pm - 6 pm
Thursdays - 3 pm - 6 pm
Fridays - 3 pm - 6 pm

Road Show's Latest Blog Post see more
oct 3rd
On the afternoon of Tom Petty's passing, October 2nd, 2017, we dedicated the entire Road Show to his music. Here's the list of all the Tom Petty songs we played.
  • It's Good To Be King
  • Learning To Fly
  • A Woman In Love (It's Not Me)
  • End of The Line [Traveling Wilburys]
  • Here Comes My Girl
  • Breakdown (Live)
  • Even The Losers
  • Into The Great Wide Open
  • Free Fallin'
  • Don't Come Around Here No More
  • You Don't Know How It Feels
  • Mary Jane's Last Dance
  • Stop Draggin' My Heart Around [with Stevie Nicks]
  • Yer So Bad
  • Refugee
  • Saving Grace
  • Runnin' Down a Dream
  • Girl on LSD
  • You Got Lucky
  • Honey Bee
  • I Won't Back Down
  • You Wreck Me
  • Room At The Top
  • Handle With Care [Traveling Wilburys]
  • I Need To Know
  • Jammin' Me
  • The Last DJ
  • American Girl
  • King's Highway (Live)
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