Marriage is a loving, long-term commitment that, about half the time, ends with the other person taking half of your stuff and leaving you alone and miserable.
Every Friday afternoon at 12:40, WAPL gives couples one last pre-nuptial warning by playing The Wedding Song... or as it's actually known, "I Made a Mistake" by Short Stuff.
If you know someone getting married or celebrating an anniversary (or even celebrating a divorce), submit their names below and Elwood will include the lucky (?) couple in the Friday WAPL tradition.