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				<title><![CDATA[THINGS 100% OF AMERICANS CAN AGREE ON ]]></title>
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				<description><![CDATA[A new survey revealed 10 things that 90% of Americans can agree on. Such as: 90% believe in God, oppose cloning, and beleive it&amp;#39;s wrong for married people to have affairs. But what kind of things can we ALL agree on?







THINGS 100% OF AMERICANS CAN AGREE ON



10. That guy who held the three girls in Cleveland, it wouldn&amp;rsquo;t be so bad if a pitbull used his testicles as a chew toy.



9. No matter how much he denies it, Ryan Seacrest&amp;rsquo;s picture should be on a $3 bill.



8. We all hope we live long enough to see Justin Bieber have his career crash and burn, lose everything and eventually get arrested for breaking into vending machines for small change.



7. Kim Kardashian is more attractive when she&amp;rsquo;s not speaking.



6. Would rather party with Charlie Sheen than the late arch bishop Fulton Sheen.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;



5. Rum Chata taste like the milk left in the bowl after eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal.



4. Jay Cutler always looks like he would be more at home in a Twilight movie than a football game.



3. The Star Wars prequels sucked harder than a toothless whore.



2. Governor Walker&amp;rsquo;s eyes are so crossed he has to sit sideways at movie theaters.



1. It would be easier to get your partner to go downtown if our genitals tasted like bacon.





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				<author>waplstudio@wcinet.com (Rick_and_Len)</author>
				<pubDate>14 May 2013 00:00:00 CST</pubDate>
			
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				<title><![CDATA[SMALL TOWN CRIME WAVE 5-6-13]]></title>
				<link>http://www.wapl.com/index.php/Interactive/Blog/Rick_and_Len/R/2832</link>
				<description><![CDATA[May 2nd City of Wisconsin Rapids

A woman called police to report finding a suspicious gallon-size zip-lock&amp;nbsp; bag with a thick, cloudy yellow substance inside laying on the grass near a busy intersection. Investigating officers determined it was a 5 pound bag of macaroni and cheese.



April 15th City of Omro

An Adams Street resident reported a person sitting in a vehicle outside their residence and wanted police to check out the situation. An officer made contact with the subject who said he was &amp;ldquo;just wasting time&amp;rdquo; before work listening to the radio.



April 25th City of Greenfield

A resident called police after someone made an inappropriate request in regards to an ad she posted on Craigslist. The resident told police she was selling a pair of pants on Craigslist and a subject replied to the posting and asked her if she would sell him her underwear.



April 25th&amp;nbsp; City of Greenfield

A caller reported a suspicious male was &amp;ldquo;lingering&amp;rdquo; around the park. The caller told police the man, described as a white male about 50 years old went in the Porta Potty near the back end of the park and when he exited he had changed from his work clothes into a white dress. The caller further stated that when the man noticed he was being watched by the caller and her family, he &amp;ldquo;high-tailed it out of there&amp;rdquo;. Police checked the area but were unable to locate a man wearing a white dress.



April 25th City of Waukesha

A resident in an apartment called police to report their neighbor is shining microwave frequencies inside their apartment. They said the frequencies travel through their body and are irritating their body.



April 28th City of Waukesha

A woman told police as she was leaving her residence when a man started walking toward her with something in his hand, possibly a meat thermometer and car key. The woman said the man walked up to her residence and said, &amp;ldquo;I just came to look at your cat&amp;rdquo; and then left in a blue vehicle.



April 27th City of Franklin

A man reported his neighbor called him a derogatory name and &amp;quot;flipped him the bird&amp;quot;. The neighbor admitted to &amp;quot;flipping him the bird&amp;quot; after the other man was &amp;quot;staring him down.&amp;quot; Police advised both men to avoid contact with each other.



May 2nd Village of Rudolph

Police received a report of a woman who had gone missing after going outside with the dogs. Responding officers located the woman in her home taking a shower.]]></description>
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				<author>waplstudio@wcinet.com (Rick_and_Len)</author>
				<pubDate>07 May 2013 00:00:00 CST</pubDate>
			
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				<title><![CDATA[THINGS YOU CAN DO TO SAVE THE PLANET AND CELEBRATE EARTH DAY THIS YEAR]]></title>
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THINGS YOU CAN DO SAVE THE PLANET AND CELEBRATE EARTH DAY THIS YEAR



10. Turn off your cell phones and communicate the old fashioned way&amp;hellip;with smoke signals you can easily make by burning old car tires.



9. Instead of using over the counter sleep aids that are manufactured creating dangerous chemical by-products, try getting to sleep using natural means like drinking warm milk or watching Fox 11 news.



8. Get rid of your energy-burning air conditioners and come summer, reduce your own body temperature the natural way&amp;hellip;by eating steady diet of Cool Ranch Doritos.



7. Don&amp;rsquo;t stand with the refrigerator door open while you decide what you want to eat when you can conserve energy by simply climbing&amp;nbsp; inside.



6. The next time you change the oil in your car, recycle the old stuff by using it to deep fry a turkey.



5. When grocery shopping, instead of using non-biodegradable shopping bags, just cook and eat all your purchases in the store.



4. Be like WIXX and get people to save energy by airing a morning show so lame they can&amp;rsquo;t help but turn off their radios.



3. Don&amp;rsquo;t flush your toilet every time you have to use the restroom when you could save thousands of gallons of water each year by simply driving to Fond du Lac and taking a leak on the sidewalk.



2. Do like we do, and preserve important natural humor reserves by continually recycling the same jokes.



And the number one thing you can do today to save the planet and celebrate earth day&amp;hellip;.



1. Put on your scarf, stocking cap, heated gloves, winter coat, snowmobile pants and fur lined boots and plant a festive spring garden.]]></description>
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				<author>waplstudio@wcinet.com (Rick_and_Len)</author>
				<pubDate>23 Apr 2013 00:00:00 CST</pubDate>
			
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				<title><![CDATA[SMALL TOWN CRIME WAVE 4-8-13]]></title>
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March 28th City of Waukesha

A man called police to report his dog found a stick in the woods that looked like it was made into a weapon. The caller requested that an officer come to pick up the stick. An officer came and found the item to be &amp;ldquo;Just a stick; nothing more, nothing less.&amp;rdquo;



April 4th Wood County

Police received a call from a woman complaining that her nose hurt. When police arrived at the woman&amp;#39;s residence they found the woman was actually a man and was wanted on a Juneau County warrant. The woman, er man, was taken into custody.



March 31st City of Oshkosh

Police arrested a man for his seventh drunk driving offense after he crashed into a telephone pole and drove away. Officers located the man by following a trail of fluid and car parts.



March 31st City of Wisconsin Rapids

A woman called police report her neighbors had glued her mailbox shut. The responding officer found there was just something wedged in the mailbox.



April 3rd City of Wisconsin Rapids

An employee at IGA Quality Foods called police to report a theft. He told police that EVERY Wednesday a man comes into the store and steals a newspaper and buttermilk.



April 4th City of Wisconsin Rapid

Police responded to a report of a man in Perkins Restaurant throwing the non-dairy creamers.



March 29th Village of Weston

A 31-year-old man was arrested on charges of possession of marijuana. The man was found behind the Qwik Trip&amp;nbsp; where he was reportedly dancing around his vehicle while urinating.



March 30th City of Wausau

Police were called a restaurant were a man was throwing pizza.



March 26th City of Oak Creek

Police were called to a stopped Amtrak train at a railroad crossing. A railroad employee found a 38-year-old woman topless in the vestibule of the forward train car and asked&amp;nbsp; her to put her shirt back on. A short time later, the train conductor found the woman in the same location but this time she was completely nude. When police arrived, the naked woman was sitting on the floor of the train car with her eyes closed holding onto a beaded necklace.



March 3rd City of Platteville

University officials reported the theft of cake pans, cookie sheets, cookie and cake mixes, muffin mixes and frosting all stolen from a 19-year-old student&amp;#39;s locker.



March 26th City of Greenfield

A 44-year-old woman was arrested for disorderly conduct after she became intoxicated and began yelling at her neighbor&amp;rsquo;s wife and called her neighbor&amp;rsquo;s daughter fat.



March 29th City of Greenfield

A man was cited for misuse of 911 after he called the emergency line three times to report his wife was trying to take his cellphone away from him.



March 29th City of Franklin

An employee at Whitnall View Motel called police after discovering that customers who had been thrown out of the motel a couple hours earlier had damaged a bathroom and left a can of tuna in the ceiling.



April 1st City of Oak Creek

Police and responded to Pennzoil Plus after receiving a report that a woman fell in the oil bay area. The woman was reportedly looking at her cellphone and walking behind her car while getting an oil change, and she stepped into the oil changing well, dropping about six feet to the bottom.



March 28th City of Oak Creek

Officers responded to a call from a customer in Woodman&amp;#39;s parking lot.&amp;nbsp; The owner stated he parked in the lot and when he returned his car was covered in toothpicks. The officer spoke to the store manager, who reported a lot of juveniles had been in the store but she was unsure if any of them purchased an unusually large number of toothpicks.]]></description>
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				<pubDate>09 Apr 2013 07:00:00 CST</pubDate>
			
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				<author>waplstudio@wcinet.com (Rick_and_Len)</author>
				<pubDate>22 Feb 2013 00:00:00 CST</pubDate>
			
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				<title><![CDATA[The most literal Weenie of the Week ever!]]></title>
				<link>http://www.wapl.com/index.php/Interactive/Blog/Rick_and_Len/R/2747</link>
				<description><![CDATA[We are proud to name as this week&amp;#39;s Rick and Len Show &amp;quot;Weenie of the Week&amp;quot;...

The unnamed individual responsible for a giant eight-foot snow sculpture of a penis and it&amp;#39;s attendant testes which are standing at attention in a front yard in Lodi, Wisconsin. Police have twice advised the homeowner to take it down but as of the last time we checked it was still up. Very, very...up. The homeowner calls it &amp;quot;Peter.&amp;quot;&amp;nbsp;

One neighbor says he doesn&amp;#39;t think that ordering the sculpture&amp;#39;s removal would violate the homeowner&amp;#39;s first amendment rights to free speech...unless instead of &amp;quot;Peter,&amp;quot;&amp;nbsp; he called it &amp;quot;Art.&amp;quot;



So, for putting up an eight-foot tall ice-hard you-know-what for everyone to see...when some of us are already more than a little self-conscious about length and girth issues...



For refusing police requests to bring the lurid display to a conclusion, perhaps because they think it would be really weird to lay hands on it now...



And for leaving a 96-inch fully engorged man thing up in his yard for at least three days, when everyone knows you&amp;#39;re supposed to call a doctor if it lasts more than four hours...



We are proud to name the Lodi resident who has an eight-foot weenie made of snow in his front yard...or maybe the man junk scultpure itself...as this week&amp;#39;s Rick and Len Show &amp;quot;Weenie of the Week.&amp;quot;

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				<author>waplstudio@wcinet.com (Rick_and_Len)</author>
				<pubDate>01 Feb 2013 07:00:00 CST</pubDate>
			
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				<title><![CDATA[Weenie of the Week 1-25-2013]]></title>
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				<description><![CDATA[&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;We are proud to name as this week&amp;rsquo;s Rick and Len Weenies of the Cristi Sturgis and Stacy Gengler, two 35-year-old women who, following an argument inside Hank&amp;rsquo;s Bar in Menasha back in November, reportedly stole a 175-pound buck with a 19 1/2-inch spread out of a man&amp;rsquo;s pick-up truck. Sturgis and Gengler allegedly got into their car and tried to run over the 8-pointer to break off its antlers but the deer got caught underneath the car, half the rack broke and they drove down the road dragging it until they realized something wasn&amp;rsquo;t right. They eventually dragged the deer all the way to Jefferson Park in Menasha and with the help of a friend tossed the deer in Lake Winnebago. The deer just recently washed up, and last week the antlers were returned to their rightful owner.&amp;nbsp;



So,



For being responsible for the biggest waste of good meat since the time Tommy Lee briefly became celibate.



For apparently not understanding what every good plastic surgeon knows&amp;hellip;you don&amp;rsquo;t mess with a nice rack.



And for doing what may very well be the dumbest thing EVER done in Menasha which is an accomplishment akin to doing the most underhanded thing ever done in Washington, the most sleazy thing ever done in Vegas or the most pathetic thing ever done on Soldier Field.



We are proud to name Cristi Sturgis and Stacy Gengler of Menasha as this week&amp;rsquo;s Rick and Len Show&amp;hellip;WEENIES OF THE WEEK!

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				<author>waplstudio@wcinet.com (Rick_and_Len)</author>
				<pubDate>25 Jan 2013 10:19:24 CST</pubDate>
			
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				<title><![CDATA[Small Town Crime Wave 1-21-2013]]></title>
				<link>http://www.wapl.com/index.php/Interactive/Blog/Rick_and_Len/R/2742</link>
				<description><![CDATA[December 30th City of Neenah

A Chestnut Street resident asked for police assistance to investigate footprints going from her back yard to her father&amp;rsquo;s truck. An investigating officer determine the footprints were rabbit tracks.



January 4th Town of Menasha

An officer was called to American Drive and Watermark Court to check on the welfare of a 42-year-old man sitting in the roadway with both arms raised to the sky. The man, told police he had been driving through the area and a powerful spiritual energy came over him and he felt the need to pray. The man was warned not to sit in the lane of traffic and that he could continue on the side of the road. A short time later, police got several more calls about the man, and the officer returned to find him still on the side of the road. He was asked to pray elsewhere since people were concerned for his wellbeing.



January 13th City of Shawano

Sheriff&amp;rsquo;s Deputies were called to the scene of a disturbance on North Moh He Con Nuck Road. A party was in progress at the address and someone apparently vomited on the floor. Physical force and threats were reportedly used to try to get someone to clean up the vomit.



January 14th Town of Grand Rapids

A woman called police to report seeing a strange object with a string attached in the snow by a mailbox. The responding officer found the mysterious object to be a broken appliance.



December 30th City of Glendale

A 23-year-old woman was arrested for disorderly conduct and criminal damage to property at the bowling lanes. The woman made an obscene gesture at some women, threw bar glasses on the floor breaking them, kicked and broke a glass monitor and next picked up a bowling ball and acted as if she was going to throw that as well.



January 15th City of Wisconsin Rapids

A woman called police to report being bitten while she and her dog were fighting over a pork chop.



December 20th Town of Larabee in Waupaca County

Police received a report that someone entered a garage on County Road DD and stole some bacon and a cheese and sausage tray from a refrigerator.



January 12th City of Portage

Police cited a 50-year-old Poynette with disorderly conduct at Papa Murphy&amp;rsquo;s after he became upset and knocked over a container of red pepper flakes during a delay in customer service.



January 6th City of Chilton

A theft was reported on Diane Street. The caller told police someone entered their unlocked home and stole a ham out of their freezer. Upon further investigation, it was revealed that the caller&amp;rsquo;s sister had stopped over and took the ham. No charges were filed.



January 17th Town of Grand Rapids

A girl phoned 911 after her parents ordered her to clean her room.



January 17th City of Juneau (Dodge County)

Dodge County Sheriff&amp;rsquo;s Deputies were called to the scene of a fight at the Silk Exotic Gentleman&amp;#39;s Club. Two dancers reportedly got into a physical fight on stage over a one dollar. A customer was trying to give the dollar to one of the dancers but the other took exception to it and felt she had &amp;#39;earned&amp;#39; that dollar. The strippers punched and slapped each other, and some hairs were pulled out, before other dancers and customers broke up the fight.



January 1st Town of New Holstein

Police received a report of a horse running loose. The horse had just recently been sold and it was believed he was just running home to his original owner.



December 27th&amp;nbsp; City of Waukesha

A woman called police to report her boyfriend hit her with a roll of toilet paper. The woman did not sustain any injuries from the impact of the toilet paper roll.



January 2nd City of Chilton

Police received a report of a male subject, possibly wearing a hoodie, running out of a store. The area was checked by officers and no males in hoodie were seen running in the area.

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				<pubDate>21 Jan 2013 00:00:00 CST</pubDate>
			
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				<title><![CDATA[Weenie of the Week 1-18]]></title>
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				<description><![CDATA[We are proud to name as this week&amp;rsquo;s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week&amp;hellip;A 36-year-old Fond du Lac woman who was reportedly hassling a man for money. When police arrived the woman claimed the man owed her money for &amp;ldquo;sexual relations&amp;rdquo;. When police told her to take up the matter in court and leave the property, the woman claimed she had no money for cab fare and asked police to drive her home. When the officer refused, she asked for an ambulance to take her to the hospital which is located near her home. The officer said she had to be injured for her to get an ambulance, so the woman reportedly threw herself down on the ground and claimed she hurt her knee and asked for an ambulance again. This time, an ambulance was called and the woman was advised she would be billed for the ambulance ride.



So,



For apparently faking it twice in one night&amp;hellip;once for an ambulance ride and once for money. (that she apparently wasn&amp;rsquo;t paid!)



For wanting a ride home in an ambulance. But since she claimed she was having sex with the man for money, we can only assume she is no stranger to either being in a prone position or under a red light.



For allegedly faking a knee injury, an act that could get her cited for both fraud&amp;hellip;.and impersonating Jay Cutler.



We are proud to name the Fond du Lac woman who couldn&amp;rsquo;t afford a cab and apparently faked an injury to get a ride home in an ambulance as this week&amp;rsquo;s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week!

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				<author>waplstudio@wcinet.com (Rick_and_Len)</author>
				<pubDate>18 Jan 2013 00:00:00 CST</pubDate>
			
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				<title><![CDATA[Small Town Crime Wave - 1-8-2013]]></title>
				<link>http://www.wapl.com/index.php/Interactive/Blog/Rick_and_Len/R/2729</link>
				<description><![CDATA[December 17th City of Germantown

A passer-by called police to report a mannequin in a Chicago Bears jersey was hanging upside-down from a railroad crossing The Chicago Bear mannequin was removed and properly disposed of.



December 12th City of Neenah

Officers responded on a report from a business on Opportunity Way of a client threatening to shoot staff and making a gun with his fingers and yelling &amp;ldquo;bang&amp;rdquo; while pointing at people.



December 31st City of Shawano

A man called the Sheriff&amp;rsquo;s Department and asked to have someone take my drug addled wife. The man told the dispatcher that his wife is &amp;ldquo;all high&amp;rdquo; and being a &amp;ldquo;crabby bitch&amp;rdquo;.



December 30th City of Shawano

Police received a report just past midnight of someone in a red Chevy traveling down South Airport Drive on the wrong side of the road&amp;hellip;.in reverse.



December 25th City of Schofield

A 31-year-old man arrested on a charge of domestic disorderly after police were called to a report of a man who threw a potato peeler through the window of a home.



December 24th City of Menomonee Falls

A 48-year-old woman was arrested for disorderly conduct for ripping lights off a Christmas wreath at her mother&amp;rsquo;s house.



December 6th City of Brown Deer

Two 15-year-old girls were mailed citations for disorderly. One of the girls was drinking juice from a box when the other girl confronted her about which was the best juice to drink &amp;mdash; a generic or a brand juice? That girl then knocked the juice out of the other&amp;rsquo;s hand. No injuries were reported.



December 22nd City of Waukesha

A woman called police about a domestic dispute over her husband being &amp;ldquo;unreasonable&amp;rdquo; in his requests regarding her cooking for his family for Christmas dinner.



December 23rd City of Waukesha

A resident called police to report hearing arguing and &amp;ldquo;things and/or people being thrown around&amp;rdquo; in a nearby apartment. Police made contact with a male and female who said they were arguing &amp;ldquo;over the fact that he did not propose to her.&amp;rdquo; The man said he was going to propose the in March when the couple goes to Las Vegas.



December 26th&amp;nbsp; City of Waukesha

Police responded to a report of a man in a Mercury reportedly yelling, swearing and throwing snow at a snow plow driver. The man told police he sees the snowplow drivers &amp;#39;sloughing off&amp;#39; all the time and he was &amp;#39;pissed&amp;#39; off about it.



January 2nd City of Portage

Police responded to a report of a 77-year-old woman who was yelling and throwing barstools because she was upset about ice in an ally.



January 3rd City of Portage

A 29-year-old woman was arrested on a charge of domestic disorderly conduct after she allegedly struck a man three times because she was upset at not getting what she wanted from Taco Bell.



December 30th City of Fond du Lac

A 54-year-old allegedly left a threatening message on the Fond du Lac public works director&amp;rsquo;s phone. On the message, the man stated he was very upset about the city pushing snow into his driveway while plowing. The man stated that &amp;ldquo;somebody is going to get hurt,&amp;rdquo; if snow continued to be pushed into his driveway by snowplows and he was &amp;ldquo;going to find the snowplow operator and it&amp;rsquo;s going to be ugly.&amp;rdquo;



December 31st Town of Grand Rapids

A caller reported a man on a riding lawnmower trying to get out onto the ice on Lake Wazeecha. An officer talked to the man, who said he was riding the lawnmower out to get his tip-ups.]]></description>
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				<pubDate>08 Jan 2013 08:04:24 CST</pubDate>
			
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				<title><![CDATA[Small Town Crime Wave - 12/17/2012]]></title>
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				<description><![CDATA[November 15th City of Chilton

A welfare check was requested for a 23-year-old woman who had been sitting in a lawn chair in front of the movie theater for four and a half hours. The woman told the responding officer that she HAD to be the first person in the theater for the premier of the new Twilight movie.



December 11th City of Wisconsin Rapids

A caller reported someone in a Santa suit throwing snowballs at vehicles and making inappropriate hand gestures&amp;hellip;especially for Santa Claus.



December 9th City of Fond du Lac

An employee of the Gemini Circle group home called police to report the theft of a 7-foot gingerbread man. Anyone seeing a suspicious-looking 7-foot gingerbread man is encouraged to contact the Fond du Lac police.



December 11th City of Portage

Police responded to a report of a man running up and down an apartment hallway while yelling. Police were told the man was also throwing CD cases and disposable razors.



December 6th City of Waukesha

Police received a report of a man opening packages of women&amp;#39;s underwear in a Family Dollar Store. The man said &amp;ldquo;he was purchasing the underwear for his girlfriend and wanted to see the actual size.&amp;rdquo; The man paid for the four packages of open underwear and left.



December 8th City of Waukesha

Officers responded to a report of a man and a woman &amp;ldquo;having oral sex in the laundry&amp;rdquo;.



December 12th City of Wisconsin Rapids

Police received a report of a disturbance with a lot of yelling and a chair flying. Officers determined it was just a loud discussion.

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				<author>waplstudio@wcinet.com (Rick_and_Len)</author>
				<pubDate>17 Dec 2012 14:43:39 CST</pubDate>
			
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				<title><![CDATA[New Jay Cutler Song]]></title>
				<link>http://www.wapl.com/index.php/Interactive/Blog/Rick_and_Len/R/2726</link>
				<description><![CDATA[As we celebrate Aaron Rodger&amp;#39;s day all over the state of Wisconsin, let&amp;#39;s not forget about another NFC North quarterback who constantly reminds why us we should be grateful for having a quarterback like Aaron Rodgers.



In appreciation for Cutler making Rodgers look so good, Rick and Len have &amp;quot;honored&amp;quot; him with a song on Bears week.



Listen here.]]></description>
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				<author>waplstudio@wcinet.com (Rick_and_Len)</author>
				<pubDate>12 Dec 2012 06:00:00 CST</pubDate>
			
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				<title><![CDATA[Weenie of the Week 11/30/12]]></title>
				<link>http://www.wapl.com/index.php/Interactive/Blog/Rick_and_Len/R/2724</link>
				<description><![CDATA[We are proud to name as this week&amp;rsquo;s Rick and Len Weenies of the Week&amp;hellip;the Chicago Bears. Let me explain. This week, Bears wide receiver Brandon Marshall told a reporter he knows of players who take Viagra before a game because they think it gives them &amp;ldquo;an edge&amp;rdquo;. Now, while Marshall didn&amp;rsquo;t specifically say that it was any of his teammates that were doing it, for our purposes, we can only assume.



So,



For giving a whole new meaning your receivers going &amp;ldquo;long&amp;rdquo;.



For taking extreme measures to get their defense to stiffen up for a goal line stand.



And



For claiming it&amp;rsquo;s to give them &amp;ldquo;an edge&amp;rdquo; when I&amp;rsquo;d be willing to bet it&amp;rsquo;s just to give Jay Cutler an excuse for why he gets a chubby every time a big sweaty player pounces on him.



We are proud to name the Chicago Bears as this week&amp;rsquo;s Rick and Len Show&amp;hellip;WEENIES OF THE WEEK!

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				<author>waplstudio@wcinet.com (Rick_and_Len)</author>
				<pubDate>03 Dec 2012 16:23:33 CST</pubDate>
			
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				<title><![CDATA[THINGS TO DO WITH YOUR LOSING POWERBALL TICKET]]></title>
				<link>http://www.wapl.com/index.php/Interactive/Blog/Rick_and_Len/R/2723</link>
				<description><![CDATA[THINGS TO DO WITH YOUR LOSING POWERBALL TICKET





10. Use it as a bookmark in your copy of Winning the Lottery for Dummies.



9. Use it as a coaster for all the beers you&amp;rsquo;re drinking to forget how much you wasted on f&amp;rsquo;n lottery tickets.



8. Write a note to your boss on it apologizing for telling him to stick your job up his butt yesterday since you didn&amp;rsquo;t need it anymore because you were going to win the lottery.



7. Use it as toilet paper (though to be honest, you should have just wiped you ass with the two dollar bills you bought the ticket with since you were basically just flushing it down the toilet anyway).



6. Use it as kindling to start a fire to burn down your house so you can use the insurance money to buy more losing lottery tickets.



5. Throw it out your car window while passing a cop and receive a ticket for littering which will have only a slightly less of a chance of winning you 580 million dollars than your actual lottery ticket did.



4. Keep it in a frame in a highly visible spot in your home as a constant reminder of what a disappointment it was the same way my mother used to keep pictures of me.



3. Roll it and use it a holder for the cigarette butts you&amp;rsquo;re picking up because you can&amp;rsquo;t afford to buy your own since you blew all your cash on lottery tickets.



2. Send it to the little African kid you&amp;rsquo;re sponsoring for just 33 cents a day to show him why he&amp;rsquo;s not going to eat this week.



1. Lick it and stick it to your forehead. See if you feel like even more of an idiot than you did for wasting your money on the ticket in the first place.]]></description>
							<category>Blogs</category>
				<author>waplstudio@wcinet.com (Rick_and_Len)</author>
				<pubDate>29 Nov 2012 19:33:28 CST</pubDate>
			
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				<title><![CDATA[SMALL TOWN CRIME WAVE 10.29.12]]></title>
				<link>http://www.wapl.com/index.php/Interactive/Blog/Rick_and_Len/R/2719</link>
				<description><![CDATA[



	October 13th City of Fox Point



	A man was arrested for drunken driving after he appeared to be sleeping and police had to knock on the roof of the car to awaken him. He was taken for a blood draw and when the doctor asked if he&amp;rsquo;d been drinking, answered &amp;ldquo;I&amp;rsquo;m livin&amp;rsquo; the dream.&amp;rdquo; The man then asked if anyone around him at the hospital &amp;ldquo;wanted to do some shots.&amp;rdquo;



	October 6th City of Neenah



	A woman called police to report that she could hear voices in her back yard at 3 a.m. Police responded to the area and found a 19-year-old man lying in the grass who told them he was left there by friends. The man was highly intoxicated and thought he was in Oshkosh.



	October 22nd Village of Gresham



	A caller told police they caught someone spitting on their mail.



	October 22nd Town of Seneca



	A man called police to report someone had stolen a culvert on Ridge Road.



	October 24th City of Wisconsin Rapids



	A woman reported to police that her neighbor was yelling at her because she was yelling at her own children. The neighbor then called and reported the first caller is always yelling and started yelling at him after he asked her to stop yelling.



	October 12th City of Glendale



	A 50-year-old woman was arrested for drunken driving and refusal to take a breath test after she was found &amp;ldquo;passed out&amp;rdquo; in her running car at a gas station. After failing field sobriety tests, she called one officer names and then asked another to go out with her on a date.



	October 17th City of Waukesha



	A woman called police to report that sometime back in August someone stole her tooth from her purse She suspected the tooth thief was her homeless sister.



	October 17th City of Waukesha



	Customers at a business on West Avenue were almost hit by golf balls hit by customers at another West Avenue business.



	October 24th City of Portage



	Police took a report of a stone buck statue that was damaged when a living buck tried mating with a nearby stone doe statue.



	October 25th City of Wisconsin Rapids



	A man called police to report seeing something orange floating in the water near the Riverview Expressway bridge. Responding officers discovered it was a toy.

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				<author>waplstudio@wcinet.com (Rick_and_Len)</author>
				<pubDate>29 Oct 2012 00:00:00 CST</pubDate>
			
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				<title><![CDATA[WEENIE OF THE WEEK 10.26.12]]></title>
				<link>http://www.wapl.com/index.php/Interactive/Blog/Rick_and_Len/R/2717</link>
				<description><![CDATA[We are proud to name as this week&amp;rsquo;s Rick and Len Weenie of the Week&amp;hellip;The Capitol police officer who was terminated this past week after he accidentally fired his weapon inside the Wisconsin Governor&amp;rsquo;s Mansion. Neither Governor Walker or his family were at home at the time.

So,

For shooting off his weapon in an area usually more associated with politicians shooting off their mouths.

For making as many holes in the Governor&amp;rsquo;s mansion as most our governors have had in their heads.

And for being responsible for the most embarrassing accidental discharge in a government residence since Bill ruined Monica&amp;rsquo;s dress.

We are proud to name the Capitol police officer who accidentally discharged his weapon in Wisconsin Governor&amp;rsquo;s Mansion as this week&amp;rsquo;s Rick and Len Show&amp;hellip;WEENIE OF THE WEEK!]]></description>
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				<author>waplstudio@wcinet.com (Rick_and_Len)</author>
				<pubDate>26 Oct 2012 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
			
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				<title><![CDATA[WEENIE OF THE WEEK 10.19.12]]></title>
				<link>http://www.wapl.com/index.php/Interactive/Blog/Rick_and_Len/R/2716</link>
				<description><![CDATA[We are proud to name as this week&amp;rsquo;s Rick and Len Weenie of the Week&amp;hellip;Jeffrey L. Manke of Oshkosh who was busted for speeding in Fond du Lac county last year. This week, Manke appeared before a state appeals court where he argued that Wisconsin&amp;#39;s speeding statutes don&amp;rsquo;t pertain to him because they prohibit a PERSON from speeding. He contends his Bible studies show he is a &amp;ldquo;man&amp;rdquo;, not a &amp;ldquo;person&amp;rdquo;. Allow me to repeat that. He is a man, NOT A PERSON. Interesting distinction.

So,

For presenting an argument that proves that he doesn&amp;rsquo;t understand that justice is blind&amp;hellip;not crazy.

For claiming he&amp;rsquo;s &amp;ldquo;a man not a person&amp;rdquo; which is like claiming he is a moron not idiot when clearly, both descriptions seem fitting.

And for trying to use the bible to talk his way out of a traffic ticket which, I&amp;rsquo;m guessing works about as well as trying to use the Wisconsin Drivers Instruction Manual to talk his way out of Hell.

We are proud to name Jeffrey L. Menke of Oshkosh as this week&amp;rsquo;s Rick and Len Show&amp;hellip;.WEENIE OF THE WEEK!]]></description>
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				<author>waplstudio@wcinet.com (Rick_and_Len)</author>
				<pubDate>25 Oct 2012 09:00:00 CST</pubDate>
			
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				<title><![CDATA[10 Reason's for a 4th Presidential Debate]]></title>
				<link>http://www.wapl.com/index.php/Interactive/Blog/Rick_and_Len/R/2713</link>
				<description><![CDATA[One pundit last night was saying that we need another Presidential debate. Yeah, like Illinois needs another a-hole!

But then I thought, maybe he&amp;rsquo;s right here&amp;rsquo;s the top 10&amp;hellip;

REASONS WE NEED A 4TH PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE

10. The two hours the debates are on is the only time there isn&amp;rsquo;t a frickin&amp;rsquo; singing competition on TV.

9. At least they&amp;rsquo;re slightly less painful than watching the Bears win.

8. There are probably still a couple more elderly news men who still haven&amp;rsquo;t moderated one.

7. I can bake frozen pizzas by just setting them in front of my TV and letting the residual heat from the candidates&amp;rsquo; intense burning hatred for each other do the job.

6. One more debate might just be enough for me to finally make a decision&amp;hellip; to take my own life.

5. Without debates to mock, Saturday Night Live more likely to do more of those pointless &amp;ldquo;What&amp;rsquo;s up with that?&amp;rdquo; sketches.

4. My neighbors will be lost without the rhythmic sound of me banging my head against the wall that lulls them to sleep at night.

3. The debates are best forum we have for bucking up the nation&amp;rsquo;s floundering bunting and podium industries.

2. Without the debates, we&amp;rsquo;d have to watch a Jermichael Finley highlight reel to see someone drop the ball as much these guys.

1. The time the debates are on are the only two hours all week I can turn on the TV without being bombarded with Obama and Romney ads.]]></description>
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				<author>waplstudio@wcinet.com (Rick_and_Len)</author>
				<pubDate>23 Oct 2012 12:20:00 CST</pubDate>
			
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				<title><![CDATA[Appleton is Prostitution Central!]]></title>
				<link>http://www.wapl.com/index.php/Interactive/Blog/Rick_and_Len/R/2711</link>
				<description><![CDATA[According to an article in the Post Crescent this weekend, Grand Chute has become prostitution central.

GOOD THINGS ABOUT THE APPLETON AREA HAVING SO MANY ESCORTS

10. Otherwise, you&amp;rsquo;d have to go to city hall if you want to get jerked around.

9. Without area escort services Minnesota Vikings would refuse to stay at the Paper Valley Hotel.

8. Only other private pole dancers presently available for hire in the area are the Borgajewski Sisters who do one hell of a polka.

7. Not everybody can wait for Timber Rattlers&amp;rsquo; Wednesday home games to get a bang for their buck.

6. Some guys are tired of the downtown hot dog vendor being the only person in town you can pay to handle your wiener.

5. Without escorts, if you&amp;rsquo;re seeking trampy looking women with too much make-up willing who do degrading things for money in Appleton, you have to stare in the window of the NBC 26 downtown studio while they&amp;rsquo;re doing the news.

4. Gives pathetic area losers a number to call other than the WIXX request line.

3. Without escorts, the only other thing a guy in the Appleton area can pay for that leaves him with feelings of disappointment, humiliation and self-loathing is the Post Crescent.

2. Former Appleton mayor Dorothy Johnson could use the extra cash.

1. It&amp;rsquo;s just nice to have somebody other than just me and Len who get paid to suck!]]></description>
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				<author>waplstudio@wcinet.com (Rick_and_Len)</author>
				<pubDate>16 Oct 2012 14:00:00 CST</pubDate>
			
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				<title><![CDATA[Small Town Crime Wave 10-16-12]]></title>
				<link>http://www.wapl.com/index.php/Interactive/Blog/Rick_and_Len/R/2709</link>
				<description><![CDATA[October 6th City of Hales Corners
A resident called police to report that seeing a man sucking on a cucumber near a playground. An officer was unable to locate alleged cucumber sucker.

October 7th City of Shawano
A South Lafayette Street resident reported a bag of kids toys and coloring books taken from a vehicle.

October 7th City of Shawano
Police were called to West Eagle Street where a homeowner reported soda, beer, and wine coolers were stolen from the garage however some coloring books were left behind.

October 2nd City of Germantown
Police were called to TJ Maxx where someone attempted to set off a stink bomb.&amp;nbsp; Officers recovered an opened &amp;ldquo;Fart Bomb&amp;rdquo; package inside the store, but did not locate a suspect.

October 2nd City of Oak Creek
A female employee at an local caf&amp;eacute; called police to report that a new employee of the restaurant had given her a bear hug and that the force of the hug broke on of her ribs. No charges were brought because the rib appears to have been broken accidentally.

October 7th City of Greenfield
A 12-year-old boy was arrested after allegedly lying to the&amp;nbsp; manager of an indoor amusement place and claiming to be part of a birthday party group so he could ride the go-carts for free.

September 29th City of Waukesha
Several streets were blocked off after a woman reported seeing a man waving a rifle on a balcony. Police eventually determined it was actually just a man shaking dust off a broom.

September 29th City of Waukesha
A caller, who indicated he has a concealed carry permit, reported that an argument ensued after he drew a gun on four subjects he had confronted for driving recklessly. The caller told police that after the subjects moved on, he &amp;ldquo;reupholstered his weapon&amp;rdquo;.

October 5th City of Portage
A Herman Street resident called police to report someone had left a toilet on their front step.

October 10th City of Shawano
A clerk at a grocery store on East Green Bay Street called police to report a man who kept walking around the store and ducking into the women&amp;rsquo;s bathroom.

October 5th Village of Biron
A caller reported a slow driving vehicle driving on South Biron Drive. A responding deputy found in the occupants of vehicle were Boy Scouts selling popcorn.]]></description>
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				<author>waplstudio@wcinet.com (Rick_and_Len)</author>
				<pubDate>16 Oct 2012 06:00:00 CST</pubDate>
			
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				<title><![CDATA[Weenie of the Week 10-12-12]]></title>
				<link>http://www.wapl.com/index.php/Interactive/Blog/Rick_and_Len/R/2708</link>
				<description><![CDATA[We are proud to name as this week&amp;rsquo;s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week&amp;hellip;Andrew Bishop&amp;hellip;the 21-year-old Minnesota man who got drunk, broke a window to gain access to the Wisconsin State Capitol Building then passed out on the dome. Not IN the dome. ON the dome! He was found unconscious on the 4th floor rooftop below the dome&amp;rsquo;s observation deck.

So,

For embarrassing himself at the Wisconsin State Capitol without even bothering to get elected first the way most people who embarrass themselves in that building do.

For slipping into unconsciousness in the most embarrassing place anyone has done so since&amp;hellip;well, since the President did it in front a live national television audience at the debate in Denver last week.

And for doing a spot-on impression of Tommy Thompson without even having to utter the words &amp;ldquo;Packer organininization&amp;rdquo;.&amp;nbsp;

We are proud to name Andrew Bishop&amp;hellip;the Minnesota man who got drunk, passed out on the dome of the Wisconsin State Capitol Building as this week&amp;rsquo;s Rick and Len Show&amp;hellip;WEENIE OF THE WEEK.]]></description>
							<category>Blogs</category>
				<author>waplstudio@wcinet.com (Rick_and_Len)</author>
				<pubDate>12 Oct 2012 00:00:00 CST</pubDate>
			
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				<title><![CDATA[SMALL TOWN CRIME WAVE 8.27.12]]></title>
				<link>http://www.wapl.com/index.php/Interactive/Blog/Rick_and_Len/R/2698</link>
				<description><![CDATA[August 6th Town of New Holstein
Officers responded to a noise complaint near Fur Farm Road. The owner told police she was playing the radio loudly to keep the raccoons out of her corn field. While she wanted to keep playing the radio to ward off the raccoons, she agreed to turn it down.

August 11th City of Waukesha
Police responded to a call from a woman who was upset because someone had written on her car window. The woman was able to remove the writing without any damage to the vehicle. The message written on the window read &amp;ldquo;douche learn how to park&amp;rdquo;.

August 12th City of Waukesha
A man called police and reported his ex-girlfriend was drunk and trying to &amp;ldquo;maliciously&amp;rdquo; grab his testicles.

August 15th City of Waukesha
Officers responded to a report of teenage boys yelling obscenities and chasing turkeys with shovels.

August 16th City of Wauwatosa
A Powell Place resident reported someone stole his box of catheters.

August 19th City of Beaver Dam
An East Davis Street resident reported that their neighbor had put an old sofa on the curb for garbage pick-up and now there was a man passed out on it.&amp;nbsp;

August 21st City of Shawano
Police responded to a report of two girls near Zion church acting &amp;ldquo;giddy&amp;rdquo;. According to the caller, the two girls have been &amp;ldquo;giddy&amp;rdquo; &amp;quot;for the last half hour&amp;quot;. So &amp;quot;Something must be wrong with them.&amp;quot;

August 21st City of Wisconsin Rapids
An employee at Copp&amp;rsquo;s called police to report that a man wearing a stocking cap had dropped his pants in the meat department.

August 20th City of La Crosse
An officer was about to stop a black SUV after noticing a burned out headlamp when the driver pulled into the parking lot outside police headquarters. The driver told the officer she had picked up her husband on Island Street and wanted to drop him off because he was &amp;quot;talking stupidly&amp;quot;. The husband was arrested for two outstanding warrants. His wife received a warning for the headlight.
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				<author>waplstudio@wcinet.com (Rick_and_Len)</author>
				<pubDate>31 Aug 2012 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
			
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				<title><![CDATA[ REASONS UFOS WOULD COME TO GRAND CHUTE]]></title>
				<link>http://www.wapl.com/index.php/Interactive/Blog/Rick_and_Len/R/2681</link>
				<description><![CDATA[This week, the Post Crescent claimed that they unraveled the mystery of a UFO was spotted over Fox Cities stadium last Saturday. They say it was just fireworks. Like space aliens wouldn&amp;rsquo;t be drawn to Grand Chute. We disagree. In fact, we think there&amp;rsquo;s 10&amp;hellip;.

REASONS UFOS WOULD COME TO GRAND CHUTE

10. Big summer sale on alien size panties at the Dress Barn.

9. Drawn by the mouthwatering aroma of&amp;nbsp; burning Italian food from last week&amp;rsquo;s Bucca de Beppo fire.

8. Didn&amp;rsquo;t have enough change for the meters to park their spaceship in Appleton.

7. They were looking for their leader, a humanoid with grayish complexion and enormous, oversized head, and didn&amp;rsquo;t realize they&amp;rsquo;d overshot the Fox 11 studio by 30 miles.

6. They were looking for other alien life forms and figured there was no better place to start than Wal-Mart.

5. There is no #5. It was abducted by space aliens.

4. Thought somebody was signaling them but it was just the sun reflecting off our news honey, Jeanne Anthony&amp;rsquo;s freshly Armor-Alled face.

3, While looking for perfect place to land, spotted large red bull&amp;rsquo;s-eye on Fox River Mall.

2. Needed a Grand Chute because the Little Chute wasn&amp;rsquo;t big enough for the anal probe.

1. Hey, they were searching for signs of intelligent life. Where were they going to land? Sheboygan?]]></description>
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				<author>waplstudio@wcinet.com (Rick_and_Len)</author>
				<pubDate>15 Jul 2012 19:00:00 CST</pubDate>
			
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				<title><![CDATA[Weenie of the Week 6/1/12]]></title>
				<link>http://www.wapl.com/index.php/Interactive/Blog/Rick_and_Len/R/2660</link>
				<description><![CDATA[WEENIE OF THE WEEK/COCKTAIL FRANK 6.1.12

Some weeks, there is someone who is not quite as big a weenie as someone else. They&amp;rsquo;re our Weenie of the Week runner up. Our&amp;hellip;

COCKTAIL FRANK

We are proud to name as this week&amp;rsquo;s Rick and Len Show Cocktail Frank&amp;hellip;Diane Hendricks, Wisconsin&amp;rsquo;s richest woman (worth reportedly 2.8 Billion dollars) who, this week it was revealed by the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, manipulated the system to pay ABSOLUTELY NOTHING in Wisconsin state income taxes for 2010.

So,

For apparently thinking she doesn&amp;rsquo;t have to pay taxes since looking at herself in the mirror is already taxing enough.

For taking that the old axiom that the only things that are certain in life is death and taxes and apparently going to extreme measures to avoid both.

For paying no state income taxes for 2010. NONE,&amp;nbsp; NOTHING, NADA, NAUGHT, ZILCH, ZIP, ZERO, GOOSE EGG, DIDDLY SQUAT. I&amp;rsquo;d go on but I can&amp;rsquo;t afford a thesaurus because I paid my income taxes!

We are proud to name Wisconsin&amp;rsquo;s Richest woman, Diane Hendricks, who paid no state income taxes in 2010 as this week&amp;rsquo;s Rick and Len Cocktail Frank.

WEENIE OF THE WEEK

We are proud to name as this week&amp;rsquo;s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week&amp;hellip;overzealous Brewer fans who have been posting hateful and threatening messages on Facebook directed at Brewers catcher Jonathan Lucroy&amp;rsquo;s wife. Lucroy, for those who don&amp;rsquo;t know, sustained an injury this week when his wife accidentally knocked over a suitcase onto his right hand while he was reaching for a lost sock under his bed. As a result, Lucroy&amp;rsquo;s expected to be on the disabled list for 4 to 6 weeks.

So,

For directing all their anger and frustration at Lucroy&amp;rsquo;s wife when the real culprits, the suitcase and the sock are getting a free ride.

For proving there&amp;rsquo;s a difference between being a member of the True Blue Brew Crew and a member of the Dumb Ass Low Class.

For not understanding that accidents do happen&amp;hellip;which is ironic, since I&amp;rsquo;d be willing to bet the reason most of them are even here is their father&amp;rsquo;s didn&amp;rsquo;t pull out fast enough.

We are proud to name the Brewer fans posting hateful and threatening messages on Facebook directed at Brewers catcher Jonathan Lucroy&amp;rsquo;s wife as this week&amp;rsquo;s Rick and Len Show&amp;hellip;WEENIES OF THE WEEK!]]></description>
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				<author>waplstudio@wcinet.com (Rick_and_Len)</author>
				<pubDate>02 Jun 2012 09:00:00 CST</pubDate>
			
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				<title><![CDATA[Small Town Crime Wave 5.15.12]]></title>
				<link>http://www.wapl.com/index.php/Interactive/Blog/Rick_and_Len/R/2649</link>
				<description><![CDATA[SMALL TOWN CRIME WAVE 5.14.12



May 6th City of Oak Creek

A 54-year-old man was cited for lewd and lascivious behavior after officers found him naked from the waist down after responding to his 911 call. The man was intoxicated and called 911 multiple times, stating his wife had stolen his underwear and pants. He also was cited for misuse of emergency telephone numbers and was advised that his missing shorts were not a police matter.

May 6th City of Shawano

Sheriff&amp;rsquo;s deputies responded to a call from a Loon Lake residence where they found a man drunk and wandering around outside wearing only a towel&amp;nbsp; According to the police report, the man was throwing his wallet and exhibiting angry behavior since returning from a trip to the casino.

May 12th Town of Easton

A deputy was called to a location just east of Wausau where a a farmer reported a car in his field. When the deputy got to the scene, he found the car stuck in the field, and a man attempting to free it. The man was naked from the waist down, and had been covering himself and the car with mud. The man was agitated and resisted the deputy. After using his Taser, the deputy arrested the man without incident. The man did not explain to police why he was in the field, had covered himself in mud or had taken off his pants. According to a&amp;nbsp; Marathon County Sheriff&amp;rsquo;s Lieutenant,&amp;nbsp; &amp;quot;Something weird was going on there&amp;quot;.

April 22nd City of Green Bay

A 29-year-old man was issued a citation for &amp;quot;dog napping,&amp;quot; for taking a 7-month-old Chihuahua named Prince he found on South Platten Street. The dog&amp;rsquo;s owner spoke to the man but he refused to give the dog back and said it ran away. The &amp;ldquo;napped&amp;rdquo; dog later was found at the Bay Area Humane Society shelter and police plan to return it to its rightful owner.

May 11th City of Wisconsin Rapids

An employee at Wal-Mart requested an officer walk through the store because there was a large number of children both inside the store and flying kites in the parking lot.

May 8th Village of Bonduel

A South Jefferson Street woman called police to report that a woman keeps sending her text messages telling her she&amp;rsquo;s lazy and acting like a baby.



May 8th City of Wisconsin Rapids

An employee at Checkers called police to report a female driver just went through the drive thru but did not order because she apparently just wanted to make an obscene gesture at the cashier.

May 3rd City of Glendale

A 21-year-old woman was arrested for theft at Kohl&amp;rsquo;s. The woman admitted taking jewelry valued at $47 but was angry when arrested because &amp;ldquo;all her friends do it,&amp;rdquo; some even &amp;ldquo;make a living&amp;rdquo; doing it and they don&amp;rsquo;t get caught.

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				<pubDate>15 May 2012 10:00:00 CST</pubDate>
			
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				<title><![CDATA[SMALL TOWN CRIME WAVE 1.3.12]]></title>
				<link>http://www.wapl.com/index.php/Interactive/Blog/Rick_and_Len/R/2605</link>
				<description><![CDATA[December 4th City of Neenah
A West North Water Street woman called police an reported that while she was at work, someone entered her home, stole her television and replaced it with a different television. Police disagreed, noting that the serial number of the TV matched the serial number listed on the TV box that was in the complainant&amp;#39;s bedroom.

December 22nd City of Germantown
A resident on Holy Hill Road called police to reported her coupons are being stolen from the Bargain Bulletin in her mailbox. An extra police watch has been issued in the area.

December 4th City of Green Bay
A 25-year-old woman was arrested on suspicion of her second drunken-driving offense after an officer spotted her driving westbound on Mason Street near Webster Avenue with an open trunk. The officer reported cans of Bud Light were visible in the open trunk.

December 9th City of Green Bay
A 29-year-old man at the intersection of Washington and Walnut streets was cited for obstructing traffic and loitering after police say he jumped in front of an officer&amp;#39;s car and danced strangely.

December 24th City of Kenosha
Police responded to an emergency call after a 26-year-old man played a prank on his 40-year-old roommate by hiding outside the bathroom and barking at her when she came out. The woman was so frightened by the barking, she repeatedly kicked her roommate in the face.

December 27th City of Marshfield
A 71-year-old woman was struck by a car in a parking lot. The woman said she didn&amp;rsquo;t see the car backing out of a stall because she was eating a piece of candy.

December 12th City of Neenah
A Church Street woman told police that she and her ex-boyfriend had a verbal argument and that he no longer was welcome at her house. Police located the ex-boyfriend and found he had used a razor to carve &amp;quot;I luv u&amp;quot; on his left arm and the woman&amp;#39;s name on his right arm.

December 8th City of Menasha
A woman on First Street reported that her ex-husband sent their daughter to school in clothes she claimed were too small.

December 11th City of Neenah
A woman on Roosevelt Street requested police assistance after her sister and her sister&amp;#39;s friend got into an argument while sending text messages from each other&amp;#39;s cell phones. Her sister threw her friend&amp;#39;s cell phone on the floor, and the friend slapped her sister in the face.

December 27th City of Menomonie
A 55-year-old Eau Claire woman was sentenced to 15 days in jail and a year of probation for stealing a ring off the dead body of a woman in a casket during the visitation portion of her funeral.

December 28th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman reported hearing a baby crying for about over five minutes. A responding officer found the sound was actually just two large cats fighting.

December 28th Wood County
A man told police he ordered a laptop computer online and received a board in a box.

December 28th City of Sheboygan
Police responding to a report of a man spray painting graffiti on several buildings, found a 22-year-old man with a can of spray paint in his pocket and red paint on his skin and clothes. When asked if he had sprayed buildings, the man initially said &amp;ldquo;maybe&amp;rdquo; before confessing that he sprayed the buildings because he was bored and there is nothing else to do in Sheboygan.

December 24th Town of Taycheedah
A Fond du Lac County sheriff&amp;#39;s officer following up on a report something in the roadway blocking both lanes of County WH reported finding large pieces of cardboard and a dead cat sitting on a patio chair in the middle of the road.]]></description>
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				<title><![CDATA[THINGS ON WHICH RICK ALREADY SPENT $590 MILLION DOLLARS ON BEFORE FINDING OUT HE DIDN'T WIN POWERBALL]]></title>
				<link>http://www.wapl.com/index.php/Interactive/Blog/Rick_and_Len/R/2848</link>
				<description><![CDATA[



After high life savings on Powerballl tickets, Rick didn&amp;#39;t win Saturday&amp;#39;s $590 million dollar Powerball drawing. Seriously! How could he not win with 5 sets of&amp;nbsp; numbers? Worst of all, he was so certain of winning, he already shot the wad and spent of $590 million,.



THINGS ON WHICH RICK SPENT 590 MILLION DOLLARS.



10. Bought myself a 14 karat gold, jet powered Zamboni.



9. Paid to have the Washington Monument circumcised.



8. Purchased the rights to the TV show The View. Recast it with five angry, brain damaged monkeys. Will wait as long as I have to for someone to notice the change.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;



7. Had one of those flying Ironman suits made in a double X. Okay, 3 X.



6. Hired Aaron Rodgers to mow my lawn to supplement his measly 110 million dollar contract.



5. Contracted a team of bounty hunters to locate the Blue Fairy from Pinocchio and force her to turn my inflatable doll into a real girl who will inevitably leave me in two months for some douchebag.



4. Bought Rome&amp;rsquo;s priceless 400-year-old Trevi Fountain and filled it with Schlitz.



3. Got painful series of Botox injections to get rid of all the unsightly wrinkles in my face and ball sack.



2. Stupidly pledged to donate 11 million to some sketchy charity every time Ricky Week&amp;rsquo;s strikes out.



1. Filled Soldier Field to the rim with Spaghettios so Bears fans will have a reason to say &amp;ldquo;Oh-oh&amp;rdquo; other than when Cutler throws another interception. ]]></description>
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				<author>waplstudio@wcinet.com (Rick_and_Len)</author>
				<pubDate>31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
			
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				<title><![CDATA[SMALL TOWN CRIME WAVE 5-13-13]]></title>
				<link>http://www.wapl.com/index.php/Interactive/Blog/Rick_and_Len/R/2842</link>
				<description><![CDATA[ONE MAN CRIME WAVE!







May 2nd City of Portage 1:16 AM

Police responded to a report of a man who was incapacitated and lying in a hallway on E. Howard Street. The 41-year-old man, Sean Pendergast, was reportedly intoxicated. Officers took Pendergast to the police department to spend the rest of the night in the lobby. However, in the morning police found that Pendergast allegedly had urinated over handmade baskets that were provided to him and on furniture. The blankets had to be disposed of and the furniture was sanitized. Pendergast was cited with criminal damage to property.



May 2nd City of Portage 12:49 PM

Police received a report of a man who was allegedly intoxicated and urinating in public. When police arrived, they found the man passed out inside a portable toilet. The man, Sean Pendergast, was charged with disorderly conduct.



May 7th City of Portage

Police investigated a report of the man on West Albert Street who allegedly claimed that he was robbed by two people. Responding officers found the story was false and arrested the man, 41-year-old Sean Pendergast, and charged him with obstructing an officer.



May 9th City of Portage

After keeping his nose clean for two days, police responded a report of a man on Conant Street who was allegedly intoxicated and bleeding from a cut on his nose. Police arrested the man, Sean Pendergast on a charge of bail jumping and with being&amp;nbsp; intoxicated in violation of a court order.



(Prior to last week, Pendergast was no stranger to altercations with the law. Among his previous brushes with police, in November 2010, he was charged with felony battery of a police officer after allegedly kicking a policeman in the head while intoxicated. The assault allegedly occurred a mere six hours after Pendergast had been released from the Columbia County Jail where he had just served over a year. At the time of the arrest Pendergast had a blood alcohol level of .384.)



In other Small Town Crime Wave news....



May 7th City of Wisconsin Rapids

A woman called police to report her neighbor was raking yard waste into her yard and throwing pinecones at her house.



May 8th City of Appleton

A Walden Avenue woman called police to report someone had thrown eggs at her home several times in the past week. A beer bottle was also left on her porch with an egg balanced on it and a note left that read &amp;quot;move bitch before I kill you.&amp;quot; A neighbor&amp;#39;s surveillance video showed a 62-year-old man committing the acts. When confronted, man initially denied the crimes, then reportedly admitted his guilt to police. He also said he did not know the woman and made the threat against her life because &amp;quot;it just something to do.&amp;quot;



May 1st City of Germantown

A resident called 911 to report that her neighbor&amp;rsquo;s motion-activated yard light shines into her bedroom, making it difficult for her to sleep. The woman was advised to close her drapes and was also warned about misuse of 911.



April 27th City of Oak Creek

A man received minor injuries after he drove his vehicle off the roadway and into a ravine. The man told police he was turning when his pizza slid off the seat and he reached for it, causing him to swerve off the roadway. The man injured his nose in the accident but refused medical attention.



May 2nd City of Waukesha

A woman called 911 to ask why police were at her door earlier. She began shouting and using profanities at the dispatcher indicating that she had been sleeping. When the dispatcher told her that calling 911 for a nonemergency was grounds for a citation she told the dispatcher to write&amp;nbsp; her a citation and to&amp;nbsp; &amp;ldquo;Stick it up my butt!&amp;rdquo;



May 9th City of Shawano

Police were dispatched to aide a 15-year-old who was babysitting two children who were apparently stuck in the bathroom.



May 7th City of Shawano

Police responded to a report of a vehicle illegally parked in an Amish buggy spot at the Wal-Mart.



May 4th City of Beaver Dam

Police responded to a report of middle school kids catching fish and throwing them back in the water. They were also heard to be making loud sexual remarks. Police made contact with the students and gave them a warning and their parents were notified.









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				<pubDate>31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
			
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				<title><![CDATA[WEENIE OF THE WEEK 5-10-13]]></title>
				<link>http://www.wapl.com/index.php/Interactive/Blog/Rick_and_Len/R/2839</link>
				<description><![CDATA[We are proud to name as this week&amp;rsquo;s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week&amp;hellip;the person at Valley Transit, the Fox Cities regional bus line, who, according to my reports, decided that their drivers can no longer listen to the radio while on duty because it&amp;rsquo;s too big of a distraction. That&amp;rsquo;s right. All day behind the wheel with nothing to listen to but the sound of their voices in their own heads thinking about how much they hate their employer for not letting them listen to the radio. This should end well.



So,







For making their drivers turn off their radios&amp;hellip;when making people turn their radios off is something at which WE already excel.



For not caring that if everybody behind the wheel of a moving vehicle had to turn off the radio, we&amp;rsquo;d have fewer listeners in the morning than the Kardashian family has virgins.



And for trying to prevent any distractions on the bus by outlawing radios, when if they really wanted to eliminate distractions to the drivers they&amp;rsquo;d eliminate passengers&amp;hellip;which from the sight of some of the empty buses I&amp;rsquo;ve seen around town, they may have already started doing.&amp;nbsp;



We are proud to name whomever banned drivers on Valley Transit from listening to the radio as this week&amp;rsquo;s Rick and Len&amp;hellip;WEENIE OF THE WEEK!]]></description>
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				<author>waplstudio@wcinet.com (Rick_and_Len)</author>
				<pubDate>31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
			
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				<title><![CDATA[RICK AND LEN CHAT DURING 6PM CHANNEL 5 NEWS]]></title>
				<link>http://www.wapl.com/index.php/Interactive/Blog/Rick_and_Len/R/2838</link>
				<description><![CDATA[

Here&amp;#39;s Rick and Len chating with Leslie Spoon, Erin and Zalaski during the 6pm news.



http://wearegreenbay.com/1fulltext-sports?nxd_id=195282]]></description>
							<category>Blogs</category>
				<author>waplstudio@wcinet.com (Rick_and_Len)</author>
				<pubDate>31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
			
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				<title><![CDATA[RICK AND LEN DO SPORTS ON CHANNEL 5]]></title>
				<link>http://www.wapl.com/index.php/Interactive/Blog/Rick_and_Len/R/2837</link>
				<description><![CDATA[See Rick and Len doing the 10-o-clock sports on Local 5.



Part 1:



http://wearegreenbay.com/1fulltext-sports?nxd_id=195272



Part 2



http://wearegreenbay.com/1fulltext-sports?nxd_id=195282]]></description>
							<category>Blogs</category>
				<author>waplstudio@wcinet.com (Rick_and_Len)</author>
				<pubDate>31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
			
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				<title><![CDATA[WEENIE OF THE WEEK 5-3-13]]></title>
				<link>http://www.wapl.com/index.php/Interactive/Blog/Rick_and_Len/R/2831</link>
				<description><![CDATA[We are proud to name as this week&amp;rsquo;s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week&amp;hellip;the pastor of the Wisconsin church who canceled retired Packer Leroy Butler&amp;rsquo;s speaking appearance on bullying because Leroy refused to delete a Tweet congratulating NBA player Jason Collins on coming out, then apologize for the Tweet and beg for God&amp;rsquo;s forgiveness. After the story went public and Leroy declined to name the church or the pastor, the pastor reportedly thanked him for keeping it quiet. Gee, way to own it! It&amp;rsquo;s nice the pastor could have the courage of his convictions.



So,



For courageously standing up for his religious beliefs just as long as nobody finds out who he is.



For apparently thinking the Golden Rule is &amp;ldquo;Do unto others as you would have them do unto you&amp;hellip;unless you can keep it on&amp;nbsp; the down low.&amp;rdquo;



And for not living by the credo of &amp;ldquo;What would Jesus do?&amp;rdquo; because, I&amp;rsquo;m pretty sure what Jesus would do wouldn&amp;rsquo;t be act like a cowardly douchebag.



We are proud to name the pastor who cancelled Leroy Butler speaking appearance just because he congratulated Jason Collins as this week&amp;rsquo;s Rick and Len&amp;hellip;WEENIE OF THE WEEK!]]></description>
							<category>Blogs</category>
				<author>waplstudio@wcinet.com (Rick_and_Len)</author>
				<pubDate>31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
			
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				<title><![CDATA[SMALL TOWN CRIME WAVE 4-29-13]]></title>
				<link>http://www.wapl.com/index.php/Interactive/Blog/Rick_and_Len/R/2822</link>
				<description><![CDATA[



April 16th City of Waukesha

Police were dispatched on a call of two people apparently panhandling between Arby&amp;rsquo;s and US Bank holding up a sign that read &amp;ldquo;Hungry, Hungry, Hippies.&amp;rdquo;



April 8th City of Menasha

A man on Willow Lane called police to report that someone entered his wife&amp;#39;s car overnight and stole her owner&amp;rsquo;s manual.



April 20th City of Shawano

A woman on South Main Street called police to report seeing a red vehicle that had some kind of plastic tubing hanging out of it. The woman said she thinks it looked suspicious and should be investigated by police, however, she added that she may just watch too much television.



April 22nd Wood County

A woman called Wood County Jail, swore about random things and then hung up.



April 22nd City of Franklin

An employee at a dentist&amp;rsquo;s office called police after a man she did not know called the business, addressed her as &amp;ldquo;sweetie,&amp;rdquo; and then asked her to hold on while he tied himself to a door.



April 17th City of Oak Creek

Officers responded to a home after the resident called to report a female subject, whom he knew, came into his room while he was asleep and started screaming at him at about 1 a.m. The officer spoke with the female who stated she was upset because she sat on the toilet seat which had been urinated on by the resident.



April 17th City of Oak Creek

An officer responded after receiving a call that a young child was riding a bike in the rain. The officer located the bike rider, a 14-year-old boy, who admitted that he was running away from home because his computer just locked up while he was surfing for porn. His mother had recently put an anti-porn security device on their computer, and had warned the boy it would cost $300 to unlock the computer if he attempted to surf for porn. The officer called the boy&amp;rsquo;s mother and came to the scene to pick up the boy and his bike.



April 22nd City of Shawano

Police responded to a call from a resident on North lake Street indicating that a neighbor lady was spitting at her family and their vehicle.



April 4th City of Fox Lake

A woman called police shortly after noon to report she was locked inside a business. The business owner returned and let the person out. The owner told the officer he did not know a patron was in the store when he locked the doors to run to the bank.



April 4th City of Fox Lake

An officer responded to a Forest Street location for a report of someone &amp;ldquo;smoking dope in a car.&amp;rdquo; The officer made contact with a woman who admitted she had been in her car but said she was not smoking marijuana. However, she admitted to the officer that she &amp;ldquo;wished she had some to smoke.&amp;rdquo;



April 16th City of Waukesha

A woman called police to report someone threw &amp;ldquo;spit wads&amp;rdquo; at their window. She told police it&amp;rsquo;s a &amp;ldquo;continuous problem&amp;rdquo;.]]></description>
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				<title><![CDATA[WEENIE OF THE WEEK 4-26-13]]></title>
				<link>http://www.wapl.com/index.php/Interactive/Blog/Rick_and_Len/R/2820</link>
				<description><![CDATA[



We are proud to name as this week&amp;rsquo;s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week&amp;hellip;a 49-year-old man who, according to police, accidentally dropped his bag of marijuana in the lobby of Wells Fargo Bank in Waupun Tuesday afternoon while conducting a transaction. Officers were called to the bank after a teller noticed the man had dropped the bag of marijuana on the floor while opening an account. Later that evening, officers located the man who dropped the marijuana and he was cited for possession of a controlled substance.



So,



For apparently not understanding that a bank is a place you bring your cash&amp;hellip;not your stash.



For going to the bank to make a deposit but possibly ending up going through withdrawal.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;



For reportedly dropping his weed in front of a TELL-er instead of dropping it in front of a keep-it-to-her-self-er.



And for allegedly being in possession of marijuana and but not being able to hang on to it making him the Jermichael Finely of controlled substances.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;



We are proud to name the Waupun man who got busted after allegedly dropping his marijuana while opening an account at Wells Fargo as this week&amp;rsquo;s Rick and Len Show&amp;hellip;WEENIE OF THE WEEK.]]></description>
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				<pubDate>31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
			
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				<title><![CDATA[BIRTHDAY GIFTS FOR JOE BUCK]]></title>
				<link>http://www.wapl.com/index.php/Interactive/Blog/Rick_and_Len/R/2818</link>
				<description><![CDATA[



BIRTHDAY GIFTS FOR SPORTSCASTER JOE BUCK



10. An industrial strength shop vac so he has something that sucks almost as hard as he does.



9. A weekend at a nice B&amp;amp;B where he and broadcast partner Troy Aikman can finally consummate their forbidden man love.



8. A set of extra-large forceps that can be used to extricate his head from his ass.&amp;nbsp;



7. A box so tiny it could fit on the head of a pin to store everything he knows about football and baseball.



6. Something to improve the quality of his play by play commentary during NFL broadcasts&amp;hellip;like a ball gag or muzzle.



5. A case of anal herpes so he can be just as a big of a pain in his own ass he is in everyone else&amp;rsquo;s.



4. A name that he doesn&amp;rsquo;t share with the male prostitute played by Jon Voigt in Midnight Cowboy who was still not as big a whore as he is.



3. An ounce of anything to fill the spot where the once of talent would be if he had it.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;



2. Packs of extra coarse sandpaper which is still less grating that his on-air personality.



1. A couple cases of Shamwows that might help wipe that smug, self-important smirk off his douchey face. ]]></description>
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				<title><![CDATA[SMALL TOWN CRIME WAVE 4-22-13]]></title>
				<link>http://www.wapl.com/index.php/Interactive/Blog/Rick_and_Len/R/2815</link>
				<description><![CDATA[



April 11 City of Waukesha

A resident called police to report someone was feeding waterfowl in front of a sign with a posted warning that read &amp;quot;Do not feed the waterfowl.&amp;quot; Police investigated and found there was no law against feeding the waterfowl in the area where the &amp;quot;Do not feed the waterfowl&amp;quot; sign was posted.



April 14 City of Oshkosh

Police arrested a visibly intoxicated 34-year-old woman who struck three vehicles while pulling her car into the driveway. What&amp;#39;s more, the driveway she pulled into was the wrong one.



April 2 City of Neenah

An employer on Lyon Drive called police to report that someone made calls to their business seeking information about one of their employees. When the information was not given out, the caller called back...hundreds of times!



April 6 City of Neenah

A 43-year-old woman reported that her boyfriend&amp;#39;s niece had stolen money from her purse. An officer contacted to girl and her mother. The nine-year-old girl told police her mother told her if she found any money at her uncle&amp;#39;s home she could take it. The mother admitted she told her daughter she could take any loose change she found.



April 18 City of Wisconsin Rapids

A McDonald&amp;#39;s employee called police to report three males mooned her at the drive-through window.



April 18 City of Wisconsin Rapids

Police received a call from a man who asked to speak to an officer regarding his dreams.



April 17 City of Wisconsin Rapids

A caller reported her neighbors kittens were having sex in our yard.



April 14 City of Wisconsin Rapids

Police received a report of a man in a parked van waving his arms around.



April 10 City of Waupun

A woman on E. Main St. called police to report that the tenant in the upper unit is angry and calling her name is through the floor.



April 14 Village of Wittenberg

A Robin Road resident called police to report they were concerned that someone might be living in their garage. They told police that they thought this might be the case because their grandson had found a pile of poop by the door.



April 7 City of Germantown

Police responded to a residence after receiving a report of an unknown male yelling and causing a disturbance. Officers located the male subject and found he was having a loud conversation with himself while listening to the metal band Machine Head on his headphones. He was advised about yelling along with his music.



April 13 City of Germantown

Police responded to anonymous report of a man riding a horse and screaming a woman&amp;#39;s name. When officers arrived on the scene, they discovered a man was using his horse to propose to his girlfriend. According to police, the girlfriend said, &amp;quot;yes &amp;quot;.]]></description>
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				<author>waplstudio@wcinet.com (Rick_and_Len)</author>
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				<title><![CDATA[WEENIE OF THE WEEK 4-19-13]]></title>
				<link>http://www.wapl.com/index.php/Interactive/Blog/Rick_and_Len/R/2814</link>
				<description><![CDATA[

We are proud to name as this week&amp;rsquo;s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week&amp;hellip;the eight members of the Menasha Common Council who this week voted to select a new Council President and when the vote ended in a 4 to 4 tie, revoted ....another 165 times all ending in a 4 to 4 tie before finally coming up with the brainstorm to just pick a name out of bag.



So,



For setting a new standard for futility that even Cub fans would find embarrassing.



For wasting more time voting than anyone whomever cast a ballot for Ted Nugent as president of PETA.



For being responsible for more ugly ties than a menswear sale at the Family Dollar.



We are proud to name the Menasha Common Council as this week&amp;#39;s Rick and Len Show...WEENIES OF WEEK!]]></description>
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				<author>waplstudio@wcinet.com (Rick_and_Len)</author>
				<pubDate>31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
			
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				<title><![CDATA[WEENIE OF THE WEEK 4-5-13]]></title>
				<link>http://www.wapl.com/index.php/Interactive/Blog/Rick_and_Len/R/2806</link>
				<description><![CDATA[



We are proud to name as this week&amp;rsquo;s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week&amp;hellip;a 26-year-old Brownsville man who was cited for disorderly conduct early Sunday morning after attempting to sit in an occupied City of Fond du Lac squad car. According to the report, the man walked up to the passenger side of the squad car and pulled on the door handle several times. After failing to open the door, the man allegedly walked to the driver&amp;rsquo;s side where an officer was sitting and started pulling on that door handle. After failing to open the squad car&amp;rsquo;s doors a second time the man gave up and walked away. Officers reportedly followed the man and he was issued a citation. The man told officers he just wanted to sit in a police car.



So,



For wanting so badly to sit in a police car but apparently lacking the balls to commit a crime serious enough to make that happen.



For failing to realize one dream by not actually getting to sit in a police car, while fulfilling another dream&amp;hellip;assuming he dreamed to getting cited for one of the lamest crimes in the history of Fond du Lac County. (What was the charge? Attempted relaxation?)



And for attempting to enter a parked police car where he could very well have damaged delicate police equipment and, even more likely, awakened on duty police officer!



We are proud to name that 26-year-old Brownsville man as this week&amp;rsquo;s Rick and Len Show&amp;hellip;.WEENIE OF THE WEEK!]]></description>
							<category>Blogs</category>
				<author>waplstudio@wcinet.com (Rick_and_Len)</author>
				<pubDate>31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
			
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				<title><![CDATA[SMALL TOWN CRIME WAVE 4-1-13]]></title>
				<link>http://www.wapl.com/index.php/Interactive/Blog/Rick_and_Len/R/2805</link>
				<description><![CDATA[



March 17th City of Ashland

Police received a call from someone at a bar reporting a female acting strange. The caller said that when someone asks the woman a question she only answers by saying &amp;quot;Bob Dole&amp;quot;. Dispatchers asked if the woman was harming herself or anyone else and the caller said no. Dispatchers then advised that it is not illegal for someone to answer &amp;quot;Bob Dole&amp;quot;.



March 2nd City of Ashland

Someone accidentally dialed 911. Dispatchers could hear a female saying &amp;ldquo;Every time we have soup he always finds a bone in it and he says I am trying to kill him. I told him if I was trying to kill him he would be dead a long time ago.&amp;rdquo; She then goes on to mention life insurance. Police called the number back and the woman said her young daughter had her phone and must have accidentally dialed 911. Dispatch was still concerned due to the nature of the conversation in the background.



March 26th City of Portage

Somebody stole a 150 pound 2&amp;#39; x 4&amp;#39; granite slab with the names of the past members from the lobby of the Elk&amp;#39;s Lodge.



March 18th City of Mellen

A caller told police that a subject known to her walked into her house and pushed her then left. The caller said that she believes the person is in a van with the ladder heading toward &amp;quot;the house poor people live in&amp;nbsp; by the Dollar General&amp;quot;.



March 28th Village of Biron

A sheriff&amp;#39;s deputy and a police officer responded to a report of a man punching an aquarium.



March 18th City of Wauwatosa

Police were called to Home Depot where they arrested a 46-year-old man who was trying to falsely return two buckets of screws.



March 18th City of Waukesha

A man called police and asked to have his girlfriend removed from their apartment. He said they weren&amp;rsquo;t getting along because she&amp;rsquo;s a heroin addict and he&amp;rsquo;s a vampire.



March 20th City of Waukesha

Someone called police to report that &amp;ldquo;two people dressed as Batman and Robin&amp;rdquo; had walked into a convenience store. When police arrived, they found the two people were actually dressed as Batman and Spiderman (not Robin) and they told officers they were just having fun.



March 26th City of Wisconsin Rapids

A woman reported the driver of a vehicle in front of her in line at a car wash backed into the car wash and stole a wash she paid for. When she confronted him, the man called her obscene names and left.]]></description>
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				<author>waplstudio@wcinet.com (Rick_and_Len)</author>
				<pubDate>31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
			
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				<title><![CDATA[WEENIE OF THE WEEK 3-29-13]]></title>
				<link>http://www.wapl.com/index.php/Interactive/Blog/Rick_and_Len/R/2804</link>
				<description><![CDATA[



We are proud to name as this week&amp;rsquo;s Rick and Len Weenie of the Week&amp;hellip;the 21-year-old man who was driving north on Linwood Avenue in Appleton early Saturday morning when he ran a stop sign at Marquette Street, hit a snow bank and a tree, causing his car to overturn. When police arrived, they found the man had crawled out of the wreck and was yelling and dancing naked around his crashed vehicle.



So,



For proving that WTF stands for something other than Wisconsin Tourism Federation.



For dancing naked and driving fast then crashing which makes the guy a regular Magic Mich-ael Waltrip.



For dancing naked outdoors in about 15 degree weather which will make a guy&amp;rsquo;s penis disappear faster than a fart in a fan factory.



We are proud to name the guy who rolled his car in Appleton early Saturday morning and then danced around the wreck naked as this week&amp;rsquo;s Rick and Len Show&amp;hellip;.WEENIE OF THE WEEK!]]></description>
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				<author>waplstudio@wcinet.com (Rick_and_Len)</author>
				<pubDate>31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
			
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				<title><![CDATA[SMALL TOWN CRIME WAVE 3-25-13]]></title>
				<link>http://www.wapl.com/index.php/Interactive/Blog/Rick_and_Len/R/2803</link>
				<description><![CDATA[



March 7th Town of Menasha

A resident contacted police requesting officers to check his home between 3:50 and 4:10am&amp;nbsp; for Aliens. An officer was able to check the home during that time he did not notice any aliens on the roof or in the yard.



March 10th City of Greenfield

A 22-year-old woman was arrested for disorderly conduct after she shoved a waitress during a loud argument at Grainger&amp;#39;s Pub. The argument allegedly began when the waitress told the woman the restaurant was out of mozzarella sticks.



March 20th Village of Gresham

A resident called police to report receiving a threatening email from their Avon lady. The caller said that they had sent the Avon rep a check for more than the amount of their order. When the caller asked the Avon lady to reimburse them she said that she belongs to a gang and that If the caller didn&amp;#39;t watch out the Latin Kings will mess her up.



March 17th City of Beaver Dam

Police responded to a report that three subjects were being loud and possibly fighting. Police found the subjects to be arm wrestling outdoors for fun. Police told them all to go inside.



March 21st City of Nekoosa

A woman called police to report that a man stole $600 from her and said she couldn&amp;#39;t have it back until he got out of jail because he didn&amp;#39;t want her to leave him while he was incarcerated.



March 20th City of Wisconsin Rapids

Police received a call from woman reporting pornographic material blowing all over the area.



March 8th City of Menasha

Police responded to a report of harassment from a man who said his neighbor texted him in an ongoing dispute asking if he &amp;quot;needed to call the cops or load his shotgun to end this dispute.&amp;quot; When police questioned the neighbor he said he made the comments out of anger. The neighbor was angry that the respondent blew his car horn&amp;nbsp; at his deaf dog to get out of the driveway.



March 18th City of Wisconsin Rapids

A woman called 911 because her car was stuck in the driveway. She mumbled something unintelligible and hung up. When the 911 dispatcher called her back, she said she would find someone else to get the car out of the driveway.



March 19th City of Portage

A man on Pinery Road called 911 to report receiving incorrect change from a vending machine.



February 28th City of Sauk City

A subject called police and reported that his friend asked him to go out for a cheeseburger and the caller said he did not want to go.



March 16th City of Portage

Police responded to a report of an extremely intoxicated man driving through the drive-through area at McDonald&amp;#39;s. Police said the man, while at the order microphone, told the employee he might be difficult to understand because he was drunk. The man then pulled forward and struck the side of the building.



March 11th City of Waukesha

Police received a report from someone at a railroad company of a man walking down the railroad tracks carrying a kitchen sink.]]></description>
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				<title><![CDATA[WEENIE OF THE WEEK 3-22-13]]></title>
				<link>http://www.wapl.com/index.php/Interactive/Blog/Rick_and_Len/R/2802</link>
				<description><![CDATA[



We are proud to name as this week&amp;rsquo;s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week&amp;hellip;Len Nelson who this week incinerated an what he described as a corn dog in our break-room microwave, filling our office with acrid smoke that made our fellow Woodward employees&amp;rsquo; eyes as watery as a $50 cent Old Fashioned. We later learned that the corn dog in question, was actually an Armour Sausage and Pancake on a Stick which (incredibly) may actually be even funnier than a corn dog.



So,



For filling our office with more smoke than Willie Nelson&amp;rsquo;s tour bus.



For doing more damage to a sausage than an over anxious virgin with a full set of braces.



And for making almost as many people hold their breath as the last few seconds of yesterday&amp;rsquo;s Marquette game.



We are proud to name Len Nelson as this week&amp;rsquo;s Rick and Len Show BURNED&amp;hellip;.WEENIE OF THE WEEK!]]></description>
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				<author>waplstudio@wcinet.com (Rick_and_Len)</author>
				<pubDate>31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
			
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				<title><![CDATA[RICK AND LEN DEBUNK PACKER RUMORS]]></title>
				<link>http://www.wapl.com/index.php/Interactive/Blog/Rick_and_Len/R/2801</link>
				<description><![CDATA[



After a website started a rumor this weekend by erroneously claiming Clay Matthews broke both legs in a car accident, we thought that as a public service we sould try...



DEBUNKING OTHER PACKER RUMORS



1. Jordy Nelson lost an eye while attempting to cut his own hair with a riding lawnmower. NOT TRUE ( he sustained no injuries, however the haircut does look a little goofy)



2. Aaron Rodgers lost a finger on this throwing hand when it got caught in the buckle of his imaginary championship belt. TRUE (but fortunately, it was an imaginary finger)



3. With B.J. Raji, T.J. Lang, D.J. Smith, A.J. Hawk, C.J. Wilson, M.D. Jennings and D.J. Williams, the Packer roster officially has more periods than a sorority house. TRUE (They are THIS close to being over the NFL&amp;rsquo;s very stringent punctuation cap!)



4. A De Pere woman is claiming Mason Crosby is the father of her unborn child based on the fact that 70 percent of the times the baby kicks it misses. NOT TRUE (The baby only misses 65 percent of the time)



5. With the change in leadership at the Vatican last week, linebacker Desmond Bishop was promoted to Desmond Cardinal. TRUE



6. Packer free agent Greg Jennings signed with another professional football team. NOT TRUE! He signed with the Vikings.



7. In an effort to be taken more seriously, d-back Jarrett Bush is demanding to be called Jarrett W. Bush. NOT TRUE (He wants to be known as Jarrett H.W. Bush)



8. While most Packer players bleed green and gold, returning defensive end Johnny Jolly is the only team member of urinates purple. TRUE (Hopefully it&amp;rsquo;s just porphyria and he&amp;rsquo;s not back on the &amp;quot;drank&amp;rdquo;)&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;



9. In the off season, Jermichael Finley joined with Lance Armstrong to form a support group for athletes who can&amp;rsquo;t hang on to their balls. (TRUE, or so I&amp;rsquo;ve heard)]]></description>
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				<pubDate>31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
			
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				<title><![CDATA[HEAR EVERY SINGLE ONE OF JAMES HETFIELD OF METALLICA'S a  YEAHSa   IN ONE SONG]]></title>
				<link>http://www.wapl.com/index.php/Interactive/Blog/Rick_and_Len/R/2800</link>
				<description><![CDATA[http://www.uproxx.com/music/2013/03/hear-every-single-james-hetfield-yeah-in-one-song/



The fine work of Palm Springs DJ Kevin Conklin! ]]></description>
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				<author>waplstudio@wcinet.com (Rick_and_Len)</author>
				<pubDate>31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
			
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				<title><![CDATA[WEENIE OF THE WEEK 3-15-13]]></title>
				<link>http://www.wapl.com/index.php/Interactive/Blog/Rick_and_Len/R/2799</link>
				<description><![CDATA[



We are proud to name as this week&amp;rsquo;s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week&amp;hellip;the easily outraged Julaine Appling of the Wisconsin Family Council who launched an attack this week against UW Fox Valley for being the scene of a &amp;ldquo;drag show&amp;rdquo; because she somehow thinks that seeing men dressed as women is going to mentally scar and corrupt a group of college students.



So,



For getting her nose out of joint more times than a hockey goalie without a face mask.



For being under the impression that seeing men dressed as women is the worst thing a student will ever witness in college which is like thinking that seeing someone not say &amp;ldquo;excuse me&amp;rdquo; after they burp is the rudest behavior you&amp;rsquo;ll witness on a FIB filled Labor Day weekend in Door County.



And for apparently thinking that if she got them to shut down the drag show she&amp;rsquo;d prevent people from seeing men wearing dresses when all anyone had to do is turn on the TV this week and see the College of Cardinals in their flowing red gowns.



We are proud to name Julaine Appling of the Wisconsin Family Council as this week&amp;rsquo;s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week.]]></description>
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				<pubDate>31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
			
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				<title><![CDATA[WEENIE OF THE WEEK 8-8-13]]></title>
				<link>http://www.wapl.com/index.php/Interactive/Blog/Rick_and_Len/R/2796</link>
				<description><![CDATA[



We are proud to name as this week&amp;rsquo;s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week&amp;hellip;Beatrice Leurquin of Two Rivers, who&amp;nbsp; was charged this week with allegedly embezzling more than $3,000 from Girl Scout cookie sales over a period of several years.



So,



For apparently not realizing that while there are Girl Scout merit badges for hiking, ceramics and swimming, there is none for embezzlement.



For allegedly committing an act that leaves a worst taste in people&amp;rsquo; mouths than a box of the Girl Scouts new Mango Creams.



And for purportedly committing an act that makes me hope for her sake that she understands the Girl Scout oath of Be Prepared and is adequately prepared to spend a some quality time in Taycheedah.



We are proud to name Beatrice Leurqin of Two Rivers, the alleged Girl Scout cookie embezzler as this week&amp;rsquo;s Rick and Len Show&amp;hellip;WEENIE OF THE WEEK.]]></description>
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				<author>waplstudio@wcinet.com (Rick_and_Len)</author>
				<pubDate>31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
			
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				<title><![CDATA[SMALL TOWN CRIME WAVE 3-28-13]]></title>
				<link>http://www.wapl.com/index.php/Interactive/Blog/Rick_and_Len/R/2795</link>
				<description><![CDATA[



February 18th Shawano County

A 911 call was received that sheriff&amp;rsquo;s deputies believe was a &amp;ldquo;pocket dial&amp;rdquo;. According to the report, all that could be heard was the sound of an adult male saying, &amp;quot;Flush the toilet when you poop and get your finger out of your nose&amp;quot; followed by the sound of a child saying &amp;quot;Why are there so many rules?&amp;quot;



February 14th City of St. Francis

Police were called to a home where an angry 36-year-old woman had reportedly drunk one and a half bottles of wine in 40 minutes. She then directed her anger at the boyfriend, throwing a skeleton-shaped bank that she had purchased for him as a Valentine&amp;rsquo;s Day gift at his head. The woman then poured a flavored ice drink she had purchased from a gas station over the man&amp;rsquo;s head. The altercation continued as the man then took a vase containing flowers he had purchased for her as a Valentine&amp;rsquo;s Day gift and dumped the flowers and water over her head, saying &amp;ldquo;Happy f&amp;rsquo;&amp;rsquo;n Valentine&amp;rsquo;s Day.&amp;rdquo; The woman then threw the skeleton bank at the man&amp;rsquo;s head a second time, this time striking him and smashing the gift. She then began kicking the man in the groin, to which he reportedly responded by saying &amp;ldquo;Please stop kicking me in the balls.&amp;rdquo;



February 17th City of Oak Creek

A 32-year-old man was cited for disorderly conduct after he spit at a woman and her son during a verbal argument. According to the victim, the man allegedly spit at the boy and the spit bounced off the boy&amp;#39;s head and hit the woman in the left cheek area.



February 14th City of Waukesha

A man called police to report there are &amp;ldquo;vampires in the city &amp;hellip; and he had marks from them.&amp;rdquo; Police spoke with the man who &amp;ldquo;had two bites on his forehead that looked like popped pimples.&amp;rdquo; The man said the vampires work at an auto store &amp;ldquo;and look like regular people except &amp;hellip; their faces are blue because they are dead and they are able to get into his apartment through the walls.&amp;rdquo;



February 17th City of Wittenberg

Some children came to the Police Department and turned in a set of dentures they found on the sidewalk outside the hardware store.



February 10th City of Waukesha

A caller told police he had gone out on his balcony and stripped naked after he had received a call from two men identifying themselves as detectives who instructed him to do so, so they could make sure he didn&amp;rsquo;t have a weapon. Police informed the man that someone was playing a prank on him and that if he received any more calls instructing to take off his clothes on his balcony, he shouldn&amp;rsquo;t do so.



February 4th City of Greenfield

A woman called 911 requesting assistance for her boyfriend who was having some kind of reaction. When questioned by police, the woman admitted that the reaction started after the boyfriend smoked her Fentanyl patch, prescribed to the woman for chronic pain management. Police also found a crack pipe in the man&amp;rsquo;s pants pocket. The man told police he hadn&amp;rsquo;t smoked crack in a long time and that it must have been in his pocket for a years.



February 5th City of Madison

Police cited a 60-year-old man at McDonald&amp;rsquo;s after the man created a disturbance at the nearby Hong Kong Caf&amp;eacute;. The owner of the caf&amp;eacute; said the suspect was asked numerous times to leave since he was just hanging out and not dining and he eventually sat down on the dining room floor in the middle of the restaurant, asking &amp;ldquo;Why are you hating on me?&amp;quot; When police searched the man, they found he had 75 chopsticks in his right pant leg that he admitted stealing from the Hong Kong Caf&amp;eacute;.&amp;nbsp;



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				<pubDate>31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
			
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				<title><![CDATA[Day 6: Ixtapa (Len's Letter Home)]]></title>
				<link>http://www.wapl.com/index.php/Interactive/Blog/Rick_and_Len/R/2792</link>
				<description><![CDATA[Our broadcasts today included a Spit or Swallow contest and a listener-delivered top ten list. It&amp;#39;s always nice when your traveling companions do your job for you (thanks, Dennis)!



I did the local bus back into Zihuatenejo again and did a little shopping and then enjoyed a couple of Sol beers with Scott from Fox World Travel and a couple of International Incident ladies by the harbor. Muy Bueno.

There was a touching renewal of vows by some listeners after the Afternoon Road Show and a nice dinner with a flaming Spanish Coffee desert which was a cool show.



I took a few photos of the stunning sunset which is a daily magnificence here on Mexico&amp;#39;s Pacific Coast. Never gets old! I accompanied the SUNSET with a tasty Tequila SUNRISE (because I like to be contrary).



The beach bar here is a welcome part of the experience. It is open until 1:00 a.m. (although I have yet to see it past 11 p.m.). Most resorts close up everything by the ocean after dark sets in. I think that&amp;#39;s a shame because there&amp;#39;s nothing better than crashing waves and and evening breeze with a good cocktail and better friends.

I haven&amp;#39;t been my usual self on this trip in that I have yet to awake with a hangover. I kind of like it but it is a foreign experience!



I heard tell that one of our crew caught a six-foot sailfish today and that the staff at the resort will be preparing it for dinner Friday night. A Wisconsin fish fry on the beach in the winter is a good thing.

I think this one may rank as the best International Incident ever.&amp;nbsp;]]></description>
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				<author>waplstudio@wcinet.com (Rick_and_Len)</author>
				<pubDate>31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
			
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				<title><![CDATA[Day 5: Ixtapa (Len's Letter Home)]]></title>
				<link>http://www.wapl.com/index.php/Interactive/Blog/Rick_and_Len/R/2791</link>
				<description><![CDATA[IXTAPA : DAY FIVE

(Len&amp;#39;s daily letter home)



Trips like this eventually reach a certain, I don&amp;#39;t know, terminal velocity of sorts. For some, it&amp;#39;s the plateau of constant intoxication whereby people aren&amp;#39;t sure if you are drunk or always like that. For others it is the fear that there&amp;#39;s only a couple of days left and you haven&amp;#39;t yet done all that you intended to do. I, however, know that I am having a ball, I have more balls yet to attend, and I have&amp;nbsp;several days to enjoy my balls. Uh...hold on. I should rephrase that. But I have the balls not to.



So day two of the broadcast went well. Tequila shots and screams of &amp;quot;aye aye aye aye aye aye&amp;quot; at 7 a.m. may have had something to do with my assessment of said show, but so far, so good.

I jumped on one of the local buses to Zihuatenejo today (90 pesos, or about 80-cents) so I could ride with the locals and enjoy some local flavor rather than just take a cab like most tourists do. I saw a few others from the &amp;#39;APL crew in town who did the same.



There was lots of walking the dusty streets in search of a purse (hippie-type handbag) for my daughter back home, which was successful. Some cheap ice cold beers, about an hour of traipsing the non-tourist streets and another transmission-grinding bus adventure back to the resort later and it was time for Elwood and Ross&amp;#39;s 3 to 5 p.m. show from the beach.



I tried out some blue pants tonight with a Charlie Sheen-type sport shirt. I think the pantalones azul rocked but the jury is still out. Some clerk at Kohl&amp;#39;s is gonna get an earful if people talk smack about &amp;#39;em. But when else are you going to try something like blue pants except for when you are a million miles from home and no one you know will see you? Except for 200 crazies from Wisconsin who are with you.





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				<author>waplstudio@wcinet.com (Rick_and_Len)</author>
				<pubDate>31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
			
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				<title><![CDATA[Rick's Top Ten Reasons You Should Be Glad You're Not in Ixtapa]]></title>
				<link>http://www.wapl.com/index.php/Interactive/Blog/Rick_and_Len/R/2790</link>
				<description><![CDATA[10. Turns out, Fluorescent pink is not the most flattering color for my thong.



9. Ross gets awfully handsy after a couple Cosmos.



8. View of the Pacific ocean is so breathtaking it can present a hazard to those who suffer from asthma or other upper respiratory conditions.



6. Daily alcohol abuse diminishes a person&amp;rsquo;s ability to correctly count backwards.



5. Trying to keep up with this group, you&amp;#39;ll drink so many tropical drinks your liver will sprout a tiny umbrella.



4. Feed 200 Wisconsinites a steady of diet spicy food, beans and beer and this place eventually starts to smell nastier than Satan&amp;#39;s taint.



3. Instead of using fresh mint leaves, one of the local bars makes their Mojitos with rum and lightly used dental floss.



2. While the sound of the waves crashing against the shore outside your room when you&amp;#39;re trying sleep is relaxing, you also find yourself having to get out of bed more times each night than a 10 peso hooker.



1. The beach is made up entirely of sand brushed out of the ass cracks of previous International Incident guests.]]></description>
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				<author>waplstudio@wcinet.com (Rick_and_Len)</author>
				<pubDate>31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 CST</pubDate>
			
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