THINGS THAT WILL PROBABLY NOT BE INCLUDED IN THE PACKERS 100th ANNIVERSARY DOCUMENTARY
10. Coverage of an Ezra Johnson/Eddie Lacy sideline hot dog eating contest.
9. Highlights from the 1986 Mossy Cade family reunion.
8. Any mention of the 2005 season that had a won-loss record as lopsided as Lance Armstrong’s ball sack.
7. That picture Brett Favre sent to Jen Sterger proving his number 4 stood for inches.
6. Any footage of Ray Rhodes chewing gum like a cow at an all-you-can eat cud buffet.
5. Film of James Lofton with a date deciding not to use the elevator.
4. The defense melting down like a snowman in a hot tub on 4th and 26 in Philly.
3. Speaking of hot tubs, any footage of Marc Chmura anywhere near one.
2. Footage of Coach Dan Devine’s dog’s funeral.
1. Any shots of Brandon Bostick letting the ball bounce off his head like he was a trained seal at Sea World.