Police in Argentina made a marijuana bust, seizing a HALF TON of pot. However, after putting the seized weed in an evidence warehouse, it vanished! Can you imagine. The officers in charge claim the 10,000 pounds of bud was….eaten by mice! Seriously! [The Guardian]
Here’s how to tell if… the mice may have eaten your weed.
If they’re not just craving cheese but also nachos…the mice may have eaten your weed.
If they are suddenly drowsier than someone listening to Murphy in the Morning…the mice may have eaten your weed.
If their behavior is less like Mickey and Minnie and more like Cheech and Chong…the mice may have eaten your weed.
If their memories have become as short as the mayor of Green Bay…the mice may have eaten your weed.
If instead of going “squeak, squeak, squeak” the only sound they make is the gentle humming of Grateful Dead tunes…the mice may have eaten your weed.
If instead of chasing after them, your cat spends all day hanging with them watching anything with Seth Rogen…the mice may have eaten your weed.
If their mouths are drier than the panties of a woman on a date with Rick…the mice may have eaten your weed.
If their little eyes are as red as Carrot Top’s pubes… the mice may have eaten your weed.
If the only way you can get them out of your house, is by telling them about the 420 sale at Elf’s Gifts…the mice have definitely eaten your weed
