We are proud to as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week… Brian Yonker, Miranda Lindner and Katie Kelly of Wausau. According to police, they were the three people responsible for the theft of the statue of the Virgin Mary from the city’s St. Mary’s Catholic Church.
Police cracked “The Case of the Missing Virgin” when one officer noticed crumbs from a corn dog at the crime scene. The officer quickly identified the corn dog as a Kwik Trip product. A check of the surveillance camera footage at the nearby Kwik Trip showed Yonker, Lindner and Kelly buying a corn dog and then heading in the direction of the church.
After reviewing footage from Kwik Trip, the officer was heading back to the police station when he spotted Linder and Kelly whom he recognized from the surveillance video at a house right across from the police station.
When the officer spoke to them, the women admitted to stealing the statue together with Yonker and said they planned to take it to a property in Pelican Lake and bury it to avoid getting caught.
For making themselves easier to find than a nun in a whorehouse.
For having a taste for hot dogs wrapped in corn meal batter while themselves acting like garbage wrapped in skin.
And for planning to bury the statue which would have made finding a virgin the village of Pelican Lake almost as difficult as finding one in the city of Menasha.
We are proud to name Brian Yonker, Miranda Lindner and Katie Kelly of Wausau as our Rick and Len Show…deep fried and corn meal battered…WEENIES OF THE WEEK!