We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the 32-year-old Madison man who this week purchased a shoe camera that he intended to use to take “upskirt” photos of females, but the camera battery exploded, injuring the man’s foot, leading to him, for some reason, to then call police and… turn himself in.
However, since the camera exploded before the dude took any pictures or videos, he hadn’t committed a crime. Police counseled him on the law before releasing him and his burned foot.
For accomplishing the near impossible and finding a way to actually stand out among all the other nut jobs in Madison.
For not just being a pervert but, rather, a FAILED pervert which is the saddest thing you can put on a resume shy of “unpaid Rick and Len Show intern”.
And for purchasing a shoe camera which sounds like something right out of a James Bond film…well, that is if James Bond was a pasty 32-year-old Cheeto and Red Bull stained, mouth-breathing loser with a voyeuristic predilection for panty pic photography who probably lives in his parent’s basement and calls the space between the furnace and the water heater as his “dark room”.
We are proud the name the guy who set his own foot on fire wearing a shoe camera in order to take “upskirt” pics (and then turned himself into police) as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
[Above upskirt photo NOT taken by this week’s Weenie…but I bet he wishes!]