I’ve had a “cement mixer” shot before (don’t do it, it’s disgusting), but I’ve never had a shot out of a cement mixer.
Now, you can with the Monkey Mixer, a full-sized cement mixer turned into a cocktail shaker by the team at Monkey Shoulder blended malt Scotch whiskey. It’s 30 feet long, 13 feet tall, 8 feet wide, and can mix up to 2,400 gallons of liquid (as long as you’re using their brand of Monkey Shoulder for the recipe), which works out to about 12,000 bottles. And yes, you can just belly up to the machine for a sip from the chute.
The Monkey Mixer is currently invading New Orleans, where they probably didn’t need any help getting drunk (but we don’t mind).
Check out this monster in action!