SO if you’ve ever wondered, “How in the living F*#K does THAT person make MORE than I do for doing THAT?!” (See any Kardashian)
Meet ‘Paul Flart’ (a.k.a Doug) a hospital security guard in Florida (‘natch) that has now parlayed his penchant for ‘ass-clappers’ into a burgeoning Instagram empire of gas.
He’s followed, world-wide (because farts transcend language?), for his flatulence and was just dismissed from his job for …well… farting on the job – and spending too much time on his phone recording his ‘fart art’.
Doesn’t matter… he’s planning on releasing a line of merch, music videos and reality escapades (Paul Flart Goes Grocery Shopping) to support and entertain his legion of fart followers.
Again…he makes more than you or I. SMH.
