Some senator’s think Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh may have a gambling problem, based on debts he ran up of $60,000 to $200,000 that he claims were from buying baseball tickets. Wow! Well, here’s some signs…
YOU MIGHT HAVE A GAMBLING PROBLEM
If you’ve ever placed a bet on which of your thumbs your bookie would break first…you might have a gambling problem.
If you’ve ever chanced unprotected sex with anyone to whom the President has paid $130,000 in hush money…you might have a gambling problem.
If you’ve blown more money than Hurricane Florence flattening a check cashing store…you might have a gambling problem.
If you’ve ever been frustrated by not being able to find someone to bet with on what day those things over Mayor Schmitt’s eyes turn into butterflies…you might have a gambling problem.
If during your Supreme Court Confirmation Hearing you ask for recesses at 7:30, 10:30, 1:30 and 4:30 to try to be caller 12 for the WAPL 40th Anniversary Ultimate Experience Contest just to get the $500 chip for Potawatomi Casino…you might have a gambling problem.
If you enjoy betting on craps. Not dice. Just on whether there would be chunks of corn in those of your buddies…you definitely have a gambling problem!
(While we joke, we know that gambling addiction can be a serious problem for some people. If you can’t seem to get a handle on your gambling, reach out today to The National Council on Problem Gambling)