THINGS THAT ARE AS UNSATISFYING AS THE END OF THE PACKER VIKING GAME
- A Snickers bar without nougat.
- Porn with all the sex edited out.
- A warm cup of near beer.
- Getting socks for Christmas.
- A bowl of Lucky Charms that’s just the oats.
- Squeezing that unpoppable bubble wrap.
- Taking a bite of a chocolate chip cookie only to find its really raisin.
- A hand job from someone wearing an oven mitt.
- A top ten list with no number 1.