We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the allegedly intoxicated dude who, late Friday, after License to Cruise, crashed his car into the Octoberfest stage and a stage worker on Division Street in Appleton between the PAC and the Japanese restaurant. Referring to the stage, that spanned the entire street, the man reportedly told police that he just “didn’t see it”. Thankfully the stage worker was not seriously injured. However, the impact damaged the stage and reportedly moved it about 5 feet requiring emergency late night repairs prior to Saturday afternoon’s shows.
For not realizing that attending License to Cruise does not give you a license to cruise right into the goddamn stage.
For driving when he was allegedly so drunk he couldn’t see the stage which makes me hope that when it comes to sentencing, the judge can’t see…his way to cutting the guy a break.
And for causing so much damage to the KZ-103 stage that it could have put a kibosh on performances by the Caucasian hip-hop party anthem band Two White Crew and a boy band cover act…you know, on second hand, maybe we should be giving this guy a medal.
But no, we are instead proud to just name the guy who crashed into an Octoberfest stage while reportedly intoxicated as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!