Dodger Manny Machado has not exactly distinguished himself during this NLCS. His worst offense came in game 4 when he tried to kick Jesus Aguilar. It lead to him getting fined by MLB and Christian Yelich saying, and I quote, “F**K that motherf**ker!” Well, if you don’t have enough to hate him already, Rick and Len have found a bunch of UNVERIFIED facts about Manny that will make you loath him even more!
UNVERIFIED FACTS ABOUT MANNY MACHADO THAT WILL MAKE YOU HATE HIM EVEN MORE
Each year he hosts a kid’s home run derby…and tries to knock them out of the park with a bat.
Whenever he watches the movie Office Space, he always pulls for Lundberg.
He gets pumped up for games listening to Justin Bieber sing the hits of Celine Dion. (while watching ISIS beheading videos)
He habitually brings babies to nice restaurants and doesn’t do anything when they cry and scream all through dinner.
His grandfather was the sole inventor of painful, rectal itch. (and Manny gets royalty payments. Whenever someone gets a hemorrhoid: ka-ching.)
Constantly sends everyone he knows invitations to join Linkedin.
He wouldn’t think twice about farting on your dead grandmother’s casket.
You know how when you click on a website and some stupid ad just starts playing and you can’t make it stop? That was his idea!
