We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Jeremy Ryan of Black Earth in Dane County. Ryan, a two-time congressional candidate in Wisconsin’s 1st district, who this week was charged with attempting to purchase radioactive material online with the intent to use it to poison someone. Ryan, who earned the nickname “Segway Jeremy” because he was regularly seen on one of the motorized vehicles during the 2011 state capital protests, reportedly tried to buy “several illicit items… including a radioactive substance” that is known to be highly toxic and deadly in small doses. According to court reports, the former congressional candidate tried to buy the items using the screen name “Tigolebitties”. Yes, “Tigolbitties”.
For allegedly planning to use radioactive material to poison someone when all you used to have to do to impersonate a Russian was swill vodka and wear a big, furry hat.
For actions that could result in him being forced to trade-in his snappy nicknames “Segway Jeremy” and “Tigolbitties” for the less catchy moniker of #4768865221.
And for not realizing that trying to illegally buy a radioactive substance with the apparent intent to poison someone will get “Tigolbitties into a “Lit Troad of Shubble”.
We are proud to name former two-time congressional candidate Jeremy Ryan from Wisconsin’s 1st district who allegedly tried to buy a radioactive substance to sicken someone as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!