THE UNVERIFIED REAL REASONS MIKE McCARTHY WAS FIRED
- Instead of using the Microsoft Surface tablet to review plays, they found he spent most of the 2nd half on the sidelines using it to watch hilarious cat videos.
- Found he tried to use his influence to get Buck and Aikman to cover more Packer games.
- Wanted to him to be free and clear in time to run for Green Bay Mayor.
- Barely even gets a boner anymore when smacking players on the ass.
- He skipped giving rousing, inspirational half-time speech in the locker room yesterday in favor of filming new Cellcom ad.
- Thought it was funny to always pronounce the last syllable of Gutekunst with an “un” sound rather than a “oon” sound.
- Unlike previous seasons, has been consistently forgetting to save time outs to use AFTER the game.
- It was either this or, go old school, and kill his dog.
- They found he instructed Mason Crosby to miss last-second field goal just because he wanted to make a funny joke about LAST week being Shanks-giving.
- He kept insisting they book Ringo.
