Some complained that last night’s State of the Union address was too long and boring. In fact, some thought it was so tedious they wouldn’t have minded.
a. experiencing temporary deafness.
b. the sweet release that only death can bring.
c. a State of the Union half time show by Maroon 5.
According to the Washington Post fact checker covering last night’s State of the Union speech…
a. it had numerous lies.
b. there were many distortions.
c. His treatment for exhaustion will keep him hospitalized for about a week.
The company iRobot is releasing a robotic lawn mower that will be able to mow your lawn while you sit on the sofa. The robotic mower is expected to be popular with…
a. people who are lazy.
b. people who are infirmed.
c. people who like their lawns littered with chunks of disemboweled bunnies.
iRobot is the same company that created…
a. the Roomba robot vacuum cleaner.
b. Robotic personal assistants.
c. the Mike Pence utilized at last night’s State of the Union address.
At last night’s Document Night for the upcoming WAPL International Incident, our fellow travelers seemed most excited by the option of booking an off resort excursion to see:
a. a volcano.
b. natural springs.
c. Rick drunkenly tumbling out of another bar and tearing up his other ankle.
Axl Rose turns 57 years-of-age today. You can tell Axl is getting older because:
a. he’s losing his hair.
b. he’s having trouble hitting the high notes.
c. he’s looking into surgery to get artificial “na-na-na-na-na-na-knees, knees. Artificial knees.”
