QUESTIONS SOMEONE RICK’S AGE HAD WHILE WATCHING LAST NIGHT’S GRAMMY AWARDS
10. Why doesn’t anyone tell that poor boy someone scribbled all over his face?
9. Was Cardi A any easier to listen to than this Cardi B?
8. Without his afro, would Diana Ross’s 9-year-old grandson still tower over Kevin Hart?
7. At what age is a Childish Gambino considered a Mature Gambino?
6. Where the hell is Conway Twitty?
5. That boring singer from the Super Bowl isn’t going to show his nipples off again, is he?
4. Would this have been a better venue for Virginia Governor Northam to do his Michael Jackson impression?
3. Shouldn’t those seven Asian kids be back in China making my next iPhone?
2. Am I the only one who liked Lady Gaga a lot more when you could grill her dress?
1. In the name of all that is good and holy, where the hell is my remote?
