IT MIGHT BE SPRING IN WISCONSIN
If you’ve ever used shovels to both plant a garden and remove snow in the same week…you might live in Wisconsin.
If you’ve ever used an orange construction barrel as the body for your snowman…it might be Spring in Wisconsin.
If you’ve ever received an ice scrapper as a mothers’ day gift…it might be Spring in Wisconsin.
If you’ve ever accidentally run over a robin…while snow-blowing…it might be Spring in Wisconsin.
If your kids have ever worn snowshoes to an Easter egg hunt…it might be Spring in Wisconsin.
If you’ve ever spun out on the ice and crashed your car into a field of daffodils…it might be Spring in Wisconsin.
If you’ve ever had to choose between plowing your driveway and laying on your couch watching Phil Mickelson getting fitted for a green jacket…it might be Spring in Wisconsin.
If in less than 36 hours, you’ve ever gone from freezing your balls off to sweating your balls off and back again…it might be Spring in Wisconsin.
If, despite needing it to clear your driveway, you’d much rather take your shovel to Punxatawny, Pennsylvania and beat the living crap out of that lying frickin’ rodent…it’s definitely Spring in Wisconsin.
