We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… Kenneth D. Keaton, who was charged with a felony count of hit-and-run causing injury after an encounter with the bartender at the Fin n’ Feather in Greenfield. According to police, Keaton rammed the bartender with his car in the bar’s parking lot, causing him to fly up on the hood and injuring his elbow. Why? Keaton was reportedly angry because the bartender would not let him bring his dog in the bar.
So,
For believing the old adage about his dog being a man’s best friend when we all know a man’s best friend is really his bartender.
For hitting the bartender when most of them are more used to just being hit on.
For apparently not realizing that stories that begin with “a dog walks into a bar” are supposed to have a funny ending.
We are proud to name dog lover/bartender hater Kenneth D. Keaton of Milwaukee as this week’s Rick and Len Show… WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
