A survey of 2,000 drivers found that 27 percent admit to zoning out behind the wheel and 55 percent say they feel like they frequently drive on autopilot. Well, we know a lot of people listen to the radio while they drive which made us wonder….
WHAT PEOPLE ARE THINKING ABOUT WHEN THEY “ZONE OUT” WHILE DRIVING AND LISTENING TO THE RICK AND LEN SHOW
10. Why in the name of Merlin’s saggy left testicle did I buy a car that can only pick up one radio station?
9. Is the reason Len loves the accordions because they’re both hard to listen to and full of hot air?
8. Could there possibly be enough people listening to this crap to organize a class action suit?
7. What horrible thing is on Carol Patrizi’s resume that prevents her from getting a job where she doesn’t have to work with these a-holes?
6. Do any of the babies Rick has farted on ever fart back?
5. Was the person who green lighted this show colorblind?
4. Are these guys really getting paid what they’re worth, and if so, doesn’t that violate the terms of Wisconsin’s minimum wage law?
3. Is agreeing with something Len said a sign of early on-set dementia or am I just drunk?
2. Is that my car making a high-pitched annoying sound or is Rick trying to sing again? (Hey, there’s nothing wrong with Rick’s singing…that a couple industrial strength earplugs couldn’t help)
1. Why am I pantsless and touching myself?
