After posting that appearing on our show was on his bucket list, Manitowoc’s boy-mayor Justin Nickels joined us this morning. But we found ourselves wondering, WHAT THE HELL ELSE COULD BE ON HIS BUCKET LIST?
OTHER THINGS ON MAYOR NICKELS BUCKET LIST
- Swapping hair gel with Appleton Mayor Hanna.
- Ordering a beer at Van’s Bar without getting carded for once.
- Winning Miss Congeniality in annual Manitowoc Miss Space Debris Pageant.
- Finally stopping other mayors from beating him up and taking his lunch money.
- Sitting in one-time dere with the Happy Schnapp’s Combo and reaching around and touching da Kaiser’s organ.
- Becoming mayor of a place where you don’t regularly court potential embarrassment by attending events where you’re expected to drink and then give speeches where you have to say the word “shipbuilders”.
- Attending the Wisconsin City/County Manager Association Conference and being allowed to sit at the adult table.
- Dressing himself without having to match the Garanimals.
- Moving to Two Rivers.
- Growing some pubes.
