This past weekend, the attorney for Steven Avery Tweeted that there was a big announcement coming Monday. Well, the big announcement turned out to be that they were offering a $100,000 reward for information leading to the arrest of “the real killer”. Not what Rick and Len were expecting. Here’s what they thought the announcement would be.
POSSIBLE SUBJECTS OF MONDAY’S PENDING ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT STEVEN AVERY
- He’s starring in the new season of The Bachelor.
- Following extensive surgery, substantial grooming and a professional make-over, would like us to all start calling him Stephanie.
- Entomologist have discovered that a rare variety of boll weevil have established a colony in his beard.
- To improve ratings of Making a Murderer, in season 3 he’ll have a wacky next-door neighbor.
- Having tired of looking for his ex-wife’s REAL killer, OJ has turned his attention to this case.
- They’re resurrecting Philip Seymour Hoffman to play him in a major motion picture.
- He’s contacting Antonio Brown to see how HE got released so fast. (and if released, Avery also plans to join the New England Patriots).
- He’s launching a go-fund-me drive to raise money for soap-on-a-rope.
- He’s releasing a new men’s fragrance called Burn Pit.
- He’s endorsing Biden.
