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We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week…18-year-old James Dudgeon of South Milwaukee and 21-year-old Douglas Macklin of Pembine who were arrested for vandalizing Milwaukee’s recently unveiled sculpture of famed professional wrestler Da Crusher.
According to police, the two men were captured on surveillance video repeatedly striking the bronze sculpture with a concrete block. Da Crusher statue, which was created using $40,000 in crowd sourced funds, suffered damaged to the nose, right cheek and upper right chest.
Dudgeon, who is on probation for an armed robbery last year, told police that he vandalized Da Crusher statue “to be cool” and he thought it would make him look like “a tough guy”.
So,
For trying to look like a “tough guy” because, as we all know, there’s nothing tougher than a guy who picks a fight with an inanimate object. What’s next, tough nut? You gonna go three rounds with a coffee table?
For attacking the statue of Da Man Who Made Milwaukee Famous making themselves the Da Douchebags who Made Milwaukee look Heinous.
For damaging Da Crusher statue by repeatedly striking it with a concrete block, whereas, had they struck da actual Crusher, during his lifetime, with a concrete block, it would have bounced off and “hit ‘em right in dere turkey necks”.
We are proud to name Douglas Macklin and James “tough guy” Dudgeon, Da Milwaukee Attempted Crusher Destructers as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIES OF WEEKS!
