According to MLB Statistics, the Brewers had a 3.1% chance of making the playoffs just three weeks ago. 3.1%! Over that time they’ve gone 17-2. Even more amazing, that run continued despite losing their reigning MVP on September 10th. And against all odds, last night, they clinched a wild card berth and still have a chance of winning the division.
Let me put into perspective how remarkable it was for the Brewers to make the playoffs.
Mike Pence has a better chance of joining the cast of Will and Grace…than the Brewers had of making the playoffs.
Beto O’Rourke has a better chance of becoming president of the NRA…than the Brewers had of making the playoffs.
Rick has a better chance of nailing Charlize Theron…than the Brewers had of making the playoffs.
Antonio Brown has a better chance of not only being the MVP of Super Bowl 54 but also getting his head dislodged from his ass…than the Brewers had of making the playoffs.
A check from the Menominee Nation Arena has a better chance of clearing…than the Brewers had of making the playoffs.
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has a better chance of attending a spanferkel in Palestine…than the Brewers had of making the playoffs.
Len has a better chance of winning a lawsuit against Baldoni Accordions for causing his chronic nipple chaffing…than the Brewers had of making the playoffs.
The Kardashian family gynecologist has a better chance of finding an intact hymen…than the Brewers had of making the playoffs.
And yet, they did! Go Brew Crew!
