Say your ABC’s backwards. Walk a straight line. Stand on one foot. Touch your finger to your nose.
All part of the ‘stupid human tricks’ one must perform during a DUI sobriety check. But doing the splits?! That’s taking it to the next level!
And exactly what one Sterling Heights, Michigan man did to show he wasn’t drunk. Impressive. Sure. I can’t do it. You probably can’t either. Doesn’t prove a thing.
Because when he finally took the breathalyzer (on the 5th attempt) he posted three times the legal limit. Flexible but hammered drunk will not get you off.
Michael Joseph Axelson, was then arrested for his 8th DUI violation.
