There’s a new product called the Testicuzzi, and it’s a miniature Jacuzzi for your testicles.
Fill it up with hot water, flip it on, and let the bubbles give your undercarriage a nice, comfortable soak. The company’s website says it’s great after a long bike trip, horseback riding, or accidentally getting hit in the groin.
The item features an “ultra-soft pre-cast silicone pillow to rest your largest member on” and “a deep reservoir to dunk the tea bag into.”
**NOTE: Do not use this item to actually make tea, especially after you’ve used it for its specified purpose**
With a list price of $100, they’re taking pre-orders now for just $40. You can also order a limited edition 14K gold-plated ball Jacuzzi for the low, low price of $10,000. They’re set to ship in early December.
The company stresses that this is not a joke:
“* This is not a gag gift, it is an actual product, but if you want to buy it for a friend we’ll let you call it a gag gift for men.”
