It’s one thing to deal with porch pirates during the holidays… quite another to deal with a porch pooper.
Through 41 different doorbell videos on his phone, Denver resident Scott McCoy watched the unidentified and clearly intoxicated man walk onto his porch, defecate, and spend the next couple hours stumbling around, spreading feces everywhere.
“You don’t know whether to laugh or cry,” McCoy said. “Unfortunately, he then touches lots of furniture, other parts of the wall, and a window. That’s how we ended up with the current situation where there is excrement all over the porch.”
McCoy suspects the man came from a nearby bar or Christmas party. He’s waiting for police to file a report first. before touching any of the “evidence.”
McCoy says he’s not looking to press charges. “I’d certainly love to make contact with them and get an apology, if that’s what they want to do, or maybe get an extra hand cleaning up the porch tomorrow.”
[KDVR]
