Last year around this time, Reynolds Wrap debuted a human feedbag called the Hunger Harness. You strapped this contraption with insulated pockets for snacks, a fold out tray, and a drink holder onto yourself for pure lazy indulgence.
Well, this monument to human achievement in the fields of sloth and gluttony is back this year and even bigger. They’ve added four new features: a paper towel dispenser, a trash can pouch, a straw that runs through the harness to your drink, and a neck pillow.
According to the official site, the 2020 limited-edition Hunger Harness includes:
- Wing pouch with an integrated dip tray to hold up to two of your favorite dipping sauces
- Foldable tray to hold your pizza and snack plate
- Adjustable straps to best fit your body for function and comfort
- Built-in paper towel holder to help keep your hands clean
- Small trash can for wings, napkins, bottle tops, etc.
- Integrated straw that runs through the Harness so you can take a drink at any time without using your hands
- Detachable neck pillow to help you recover from your “food coma” with a quick nap or when you need to look away during bad calls, bad plays or bad halftime shows
- Easily accessible cell phone pouch to keep your phone within arm’s reach throughout the game
They’re on sale for $3.99 and will be restocked regularly because these will definitely sell out fast. See if they’re currently available here.
