WAYS RICK FINDS DOING THE SHOW FROM HIS APARTMENT IS DIFFERENT FROM DOING IT IN THE STUDIO
10. Unlike in the studio, at Rick’s place, nobody gets upset when he leaves naked ass prints on the vinyl chairs.
9. With Rick working from home, the “old guy” smell in the studio is only half as overpowering.
8. The bathroom in Rick’s apartment doesn’t put nearly as strong an emphasis on “aiming” as they seem to with the bathrooms at work.
7. Doing the show from the seclusion of his own apartment means Rick doesn’t have to worry about someone smelling the whiskey on his breath at 7 AM.
6. When Rick’s on the air from his home, the girls in his pit have to be really quiet while rubbing the lotion on their skin.
5. Rick just finds it feels weird not having to talk over the sound of Jake and Tanner yelling at each other down the hall.
4. Number 4 has been quarantined and cannot be shared at this time.
3. When Rick feels down while working from the studio, he can’t just go over to the refrigerator and open the lettuce crisper for a reassuring touch of his mother’s head.
2. Broadcasting from home, Rick learned the importance of remembering to unhook the microphone before taking a dump.
1. Rick found that literally phoning it in feels only slightly different from the usual figuratively phone and get in!
