UNTIL THE COVID-19 VIRUS…I NEVER THOUGHT I’D EVER…
Think of going from my bedroom to my living room as, “getting away from it all for a while”.
Consider having a pizza delivered to my home to be an act of patriotic charity.
Sing happy birthday more times in one day than I have friends with birthdays.
Use a disinfecting wipe on a banana.
Separate the sheets of my two ply into one ply sheets to make it last twice as long.
See a dozen eggs cost more than a gallon of gas.
Been this thankful to a gay polygamist, meth head, country singer, magician with 160 tigers for keeping my mind off what’s going on for about seven hours.(Thank you Netflix!)
Say “God bless you” to a grocery store clerk even when they didn’t sneeze.
